Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[RocKitty]

I see that pooh bear has some poetry talent

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Poeman
a poem for me please

Poeman you are, your poem is here;
You suck so much ass, it's abundantly clear;

Some people might like you, but I don't like them;
Your life has a contract on it, you're pretty much condemned!

It appears that I'm mean, but what do I care?
I'm better than you, and I've great pubic hair!

You wish you were me, and don't you deny it;
And I dare you to get pissed... just you try it!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Elijya
try me!

Elijya I ask you, what's with the name?
Misspelling is serious; it's not a game!

Your ass should be back in the 3rd or 4th grade;
Or get a "spell-tutor" from "MTV's: Made"

And ask if you'd make it to a spelling bee;
So I can laugh at your sorry ass, on my TV...

'Cuz basically, you're just entertainment to me;
I'll never (now) take you seriously.

So fall down some stairs, so as I can "chuckle";
And break your collar bone, so my ribs can be "tickled";

Get in a car wreck and be squished like a pickle;
While I chill and eat some peanut-butter brickle!

 

[Majin Boo]

write a poem about me

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by E. Bison
Our master Bison is still recovering in the infurmery as we speak. It is of good nature to write him a poem for encouragement.

Bison, you think that you're somebody special;
You're special like "TIMMAAY"...

...there's no reason to bother continue... point made!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Bathrat
wow, you would actually write a poem for each person who posts here?

that's very generous of you.

Mickey Mouse takes showers, but you're a "Bath" "rat";
You sit in the tub, and eat, and get fat!

You're fatter than fat, you're friggin' obese;
You're a fat-ass rat-bastard yellow fool eating cheese!

And you thought I was nice writing this poem for you?
It's therapy... my shrink says this is what I have to do!

So I've decided to take out my anger on you
'Cuz that's what you get for posting here too!

 

[Brodie Bruce]

when is mine?

 

[Elijya]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Elijya I ask you, what's with the name?
Misspelling is serious; it's not a game!

Your ass should be back in the 3rd or 4th grade;
Or get a "spell-tutor" from "MTV's: Made"

And ask if you'd make it to a spelling bee;
So I can laugh at your sorry ass, on my TV...

'Cuz basically, you're just entertainment to me;
I'll never (now) take you seriously.

So fall down some stairs, so as I can "chuckle";
And break your collar bone, so my ribs can be "tickled";

Get in a car wreck and be squished like a pickle;
While I chill and eat some peanut-butter brickle!

hey, I spell my name that way intentionally. and lots of people find it cool
have you no sympathy for the sick?

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by BrodieBruce
when is mine?

BrodieBruce, your morals are loose;
You slept around, and infected a Moose;
You slept with the Moose, to get back at a goose;
You should've instead, just eaten the goose;

Now you have herpes and syphilis too;
They came from farm animals who really love you;
Then you gave 'em to girls who I thought were cool;
So I slept with them too, and now I have them too.

And now I'm gonna die, because of you Brodie;
So I'm gonna kill you, but then I'll be lonely;
So I'll miss you and visit your grave every day;
And then I'll find out the whole things a mistake!

And all the while I simply had a cold;
So I took some NyQuil, and I feel good as old!
And you're lying dead, and I'm laughing at you;
But then I hear a scary voice: "Jesus pwns joo"

 

[Brodie Bruce]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
BrodieBruce, your morals are loose;
You slept around, and infected a Moose;
You slept with the Moose, to get back at a goose;
You should've instead, just eaten the goose;

Now you have herpes and syphilis too;
They came from farm animals who really love you;
Then you gave 'em to girls who I thought were cool;
So I slept with them too, and now I have them too.

And now I'm gonna die, because of you Brodie;
So I'm gonna kill you, but then I'll be lonely;
So I'll miss you and visit your grave every day;
And then I'll find out the whole things a mistake!

And all the while I simply had a cold;
So I took some NyQuil, and I feel good as old!
And you're lying dead, and I'm laughing at you;
But then I hear a scary voice: "Jesus pwns joo"

hee

 

[Alf]

you cant rhyme goose with goose, etc...

and you're right....these are starting to suck

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

*cough* cuz I know ya wanna

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by RocKitty
I see that pooh bear has some poetry talent

My deep pink kitty, you're not here enough;
You sadden your "fans" who appear to be tough;
I wish we could all see more of you;
EVERY POEM SHOULD END IN "JESUS PWNS JOO"



...don't ask...

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Majin Boo
write a poem about me

Majin Boo, you ugly bastard;
The hippo in your avy is much more attractive

You're funny at times, but you smell like old socks;
Your girlfriend is hot; in my bed, she rocks

She steals from you, and gives the stuff to me;
She really hates you, but she really loves me

I hated to have to tell you like this;
But I love to see you get all miffed.

 

[Obsidian]

ME!

 

[RocKitty]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
My deep pink kitty, you're not here enough;
You sadden your "fans" who appear to be tough;
I wish we could all see more of you;
EVERY POEM SHOULD END IN "JESUS PWNS JOO"



...don't ask...

I promise to work on being here more often, just for you, my fav lil pooh bear *rubs your head*

 

[Jay1/2Dub]

Alf wants a poem and so does the Fuzzy one... not me though

 

[kritic]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
She still told you that!

Sorry, no.

 

[akut401]

well now i want one...

 

[The Gifted One]

Do one about me.

 

[Jason Blood]

Okay

why not?

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Alf
you cant rhyme goose with goose, etc...

and you're right....these are starting to suck

Alf you suck, no need to rhyme;
But what the hell, I have the time!
You correct my posts?!? Really? YOU?
You mispell smilies, and other words too!

You suck at the internet, and that means you suck;
You suck so damn much you should be ran over by a truck!
You were cooler as Kypade, but not by much;
The coolest you were was as Al Fsux

And even then that's only 'cuz that was Eric D.
You wish you were him; you wish you were me!
You wish you were !talia; anyone but you!
In the words of "Jesus>Not Jesus": "Jesus pwns joo"



Okay... I need to end my poems differently...

Maybe I shoulda said: "It's sad to say, but Mr.Bush owns you"? Whaddya think?

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
*cough* cuz I know ya wanna

Ask nicely

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Obsidian
ME!

Obsidian? Ain't that color?
ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
I'm an angry Disney char'cter;
Don't you dare **** wit' me!

I'm writing in honor of you;
Show some respect for me...
I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
Isn't it plain to see?

Anywho, I don't know you;
So do something special;
Something significant for me;
To make this official;

Or else I'm writing for the sake
Of just writing words;
And to be honest I'd much rather
Stare at some birds...

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Jay1/2Dub
Alf wants a poem and so does the Fuzzy one... not me though

You liar! Jay 1/2Dub, it's clear;
You want a poem or else you would not of posted here!
You think ya smart tryin' to be all humble and stuff;
While the rest of the time, you yell and get rough?

SILENCE YOU FOOL! Do not answer ME!
Do not talk directly to me; and do not look at me!
I am better than you, in all my glor-y;
As the Exalted would say: "fear me; FEAR ME!"