Post here to have a poem written about you... NOW!!

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Do a poem on I, The Man in Black, and my Thorn Cult.

*Losely based on 'Batman Returns'*

Max Shrek; ode to you! Your friend's a penguin;
You die in a sewer, by a woman so thin
You're evil and murder your secretary;
Then she lives, but is "murdered" by Halle Berry!

 

[Master Chief]

I want a poem.

 

[Donnie Darko]

my turn, KPB

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
nah, you really wanna baaaaaaaaaaaad

You're looking desperate... do you want some knee-pads and a napkin?

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
You're looking desperate... do you want some knee-pads and a napkin?

no, I don't need a napkin

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
no, I don't need a napkin

Even better...

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Here's my poem

BRODIEMAN: by BRODIEMAN


I AM AWESOME
MY AWESOMENESS CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN WORDS
THATS WHY THIS POEM ENDS NOW

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN
Here's my poem

BRODIEMAN: by BRODIEMAN


I AM AWESOME
MY AWESOMENESS CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN WORDS
THATS WHY THIS POEM ENDS NOW

And that's why, you are...

Originally posted by BRODIEMAN's sig
...The 7,902,849 most well known hype-poster

'Tis true...

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Assassin32
I want a poem about me!

You have "ass" in your name, not once, but twice;
That either means you suck much, or you "hit" it twice a night!
I'm gonna go with the latter, even though you bite;
'Cuz I hate the Kings; but you da man, "Dark Knight"...

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
And that's why, you are...



'Tis true...

DAMN SKIPPY!

 

[Eric Draven]

okay

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
I want a poem.

Ev'rybody wants a piece of the great KPB;
But I'm running outta stuff... sorry MC!
My poems are weaker, then they used to be...
Beer replaced those brain cells with a big open sea!

So let us instead, discuss Mr.Bush;
Or SPIDEYISCOOL, you know, that dumb puss...
Where's he been, I miss him, he was a pain in the ass
He learned the ways of "newbieism" so damn fast!

Either way, he's gone... "illogical" he'd say;
I really wish he'd of stayed, made things more fun to "play"
I framed him with "Zorro", and all he could say,
was: "Why'd you choose to mess with me, anyway"

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Donnie Darko
my turn, KPB

Grand Exalted and founder of all things "Latina";
A poster I respect, and BB Alliance leader!
No flaming from you, despite the presence of a "Rock"
(How do I rhyme here without saying the word "cock"?)

Anyway, I offer this, my humble gift;
From poster to poster, I'll never be pissed
At your thoughts or expressions, because you're O-K
So let us dance this great night away?

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Ev'rybody wants a piece of the great KPB;
But I'm running outta stuff... sorry MC!
My poems are weaker, then they used to be...
Beer replaced those brain cells with a big open sea!

So let us instead, discuss Mr.Bush;
Or SPIDEYISCOOL, you know, that dumb puss...
Where's he been, I miss him, he was a pain in the ass
He learned the ways of "newbieism" so damn fast!

Either way, he's gone... "illogical" he'd say;
I really wish he'd of stayed, made things more fun to "play"
I framed him with "Zorro", and all he could say,
was: "Why'd you choose to mess with me, anyway"

You should make a whole book o' these and sell 'em. You'll make millions!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
You should make a whole book o' these and sell 'em. You'll make millions!

They'll only make sense to people from here!

 

[Master Chief]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
They'll only make sense to people from here!

Hey, did you know I was Zorro!

People who buy the book will not get it, but they'll just scratch their heads and enjoy it, while you make millions! And no... I had no idea you were Zorro.

 

[Kipobe]

You posted my PM's... and I convinced you to take them down with The Diety Link

I own the Hype!



I suck...

 

[Master Chief]

But you acted awfully... "Mr.Bush"ish.

 

[E. Bison]

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Eric Draven
okay

Eric Draven,
Your body's a haven;
I love you alot,
Especially when you're shaven

You're crazy and psycho;
Like the guy from psycho
Remember the movie psycho?
It was called: "Psycho"

Alf would be pissed
if he saw how I's rhyming;
But he's pissed alot now
So I have to watch my sniding

remards towards him,
Or he'll think that I'm mean;
But I'm not mean, I'm just me,
Ya see what I mean?

Maybe I should hug him?
Or buy him a hat?
Or give him a flower?
Or return his dumb cat?

But this ain't about Alf;
This is all about you,
And I think I hate you!
And JESUS PWNS JOO!



...I need a new ending!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Master Chief
But you acted awfully... "Mr.Bush"ish.

'Tis the beauty of "dual-IDing..."

I did it to frame him... he hated it, and then PM'd me as The Deity Link to ask Zorro to stop it... it was hilarious!

 

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by E. Bison

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

you're a bum

 

[Kipobe]

PS - That's not asking nicely! As you see, I don't just write poems for any joe-shmo...

Who are you again?

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

actually, you have and you do