Powerful Brain Power!

[Catman]

I was just at the post office and as I was leaving there was a hot chick walking in. She was wearing one of those outfits that show clevage but little of it. So, I was thinking to myself, "man, I wished that outfit showed more clevage." And at that moment she drops her keys. So, as she bends over to pick them up I got to see some massive clevage.

The power of the brain, ladies and gentlement.

 

[Majic Walrus]

:facepalm

Catman. Using superpowers to see boobies.

 

[Go Web Go!]

:facepalm

Catman. Using superpowers to see boobies.

Wouldn't you?

 

[Kane52630]

i was at a hookah bar a long time ago and i saw two hot chicks just talking to each other and i was thinking to myself "damn would it be awesome if they kissed" and guess what they did!
good times, good times

 

[Catman]

i was at a hookah bar a long time ago and i saw two hot chicks just talking to each other and i was thinking to myself "damn would it be awesome if they kissed" and guess what they did!
good times, good times

HaHaHa!!! See, these are the type of stuff the Jedi's don't wanna teach you.

 

[Go Web Go!]

I haven't used my brain power to scope a booby or make 2 ladies kiss, but I have made people fall, mainly children and the elderly.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Wouldn't you?

Eh... Probably.

 

[simplysuperhero]

I use my brain power only for practical things like removing money from an ATM and levitating my car when I drive so I don't wear out the treads on my tires.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I use my brain power only for practical things like removing money from an ATM and levitating my car when I drive so I don't wear out the treads on my tires.

Ever try levitating yourself and selling your car?

 

[Lighthouse]

These things seem so mundane to be excited over. Clevage? Two girls kissing? Did porn suddenly disappear from the internet?

 

[Go Web Go!]

Exactly. The internet. Why rush back to your computer when there's free cleave & girls making out in front of you?

 

[simplysuperhero]

Ever try levitating yourself and selling your car?

Touche. If I did levitate myself, the circus would be after me.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I used brain power to get extra change back one time. When I was selling cars, I learned more than a few tactics in the use of mind control. I needed change for a 10 and I went to the cashier in the service department. I handed her the 10 and said I needed change. I said just give me "2 fives and a ten." Sure enough, she gave me 2 fives and a ten.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

:facepalm

Catman. Using superpowers to see boobies.

For some reason whenever I see that image of the guy with his head in his hand I get this clip in my mind.

[YT]A-NSUhLo4P0[/YT]

 

[Lighthouse]

For some reason whenever I see that image of the guy with his head in his hand I get this clip in my mind.

[YT]A-NSUhLo4P0[/YT]

Ugh. They actually get Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, and Michael Dorn together to record a skit, and the writers come up with something dreadfully unfunny. Yep, sounds like Family Guy.

 

[Kane52630]

family guy lost its funny years ago (from the 4th season and onward)