Predict Sawyer's Next Sig

[Aesop Rocks]

Okay we all know who Sawyer is and how his signature changes to something kind of embarrassing but is in regards to the current state of the Hype or a Hype section - mostly being about fan boyz complaining and the such.

In this thread, we take all the current news/trends from Hype that fanboys would be talking about a lot in terms of CBM news etc etc and we come together to make predict Sawyers sig

 

[Piper Maru]

Nothing please Sawyer, NOTHING.

Except for Henry Cavill.

 

[Sawyer]

YAAAAS Aesop YAAAAAAASSSSS

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Hypesters, you think [ratings for new comic book show] MATTER?! Ha! Ha ha! Fools! [Nelsen ratings for far better show in same time slot] is CRUSHING YOU!! ​

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So suddenly there are too many Comic Book movie adaptations? Really? Geeks saying that is the equivalent of a John going to a brothel and complaining about the wide selection of prostitutes.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Fantastic Four Boards,

Of course it's going to be horrible, just accept it and move on.

Love,
Sawyer​

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Fantastic Four Boards,

You're getting what you deserve.

Love,
Sawyer​

Fixed.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Lemme guess,

Dear DS,

Stahp.

Sawyer.​

FWIW, YW.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

There is a reason I could never run for office. If elected I would promise to pass a law that makes it mandatory to execute anyone that uses the term cringe worthy. Be happy that the democratic process is keeping you alive one more day fanboys.

 

[Superman 1265]

Lemme guess,

Dear DS,

Stahp.

On behalf of everyone,

Sawyer.​

FWIW, YW.

I think that's more accurate to what his sig would say.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Now that just hurts.

 

[Piper Maru]

One of these DarkSentinel is going to give each and every one of us a spinning heel kick to the face, you just wait and see.

 

[Superman 1265]

Now that just hurts.

Sorry dude. I was just teasing.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear Superman1265,

Nobody likes a tease.

Sincerely,
Sawyer ​

 

[KevanG]

Dear Everyone,

CAVILL IS MINE! **** YOU ALL!

 

[Superman 1265]

Dear Superman1265,

Nobody likes a tease.

Sincerely,
Sawyer ​

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Fanboys,

Beggars can't be choosers. Or, more accurately, thirsty ass fanboys who piss and moan every moment a comic book character isn't being adapted to film can't throw stones when someone is cast that they weren't expecting/salivating for.

Sincerely,
Sawyer​

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dear "Film Connoisseurs,"

Just because you saw Gone Girl, it doesn't make you an expert.

Sincerely,
Sawyer​

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Henry Cavill,

Sincerely,
Sawyer​

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Sawyer just tore a hole in the space/time continuum.

 

[Sawyer]

Dear Hypesters,

Parker Wayne is so cool. Seriously, guys, he's like the Robert Downey Jr. of the Hype.

Sincerely,
Pa Sawyer​

 

[Spider-Aziz]

That should make you the Hugh Jackman of the Hype.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sawyer's been hacked!!

 

[charl_huntress]

"**** off making me the subject of thread titles"

I'd vote for that!

 

[Black Narcissus]

I hate you, Sawyer.-Sam Jackson