Products of Boredom

[Artos]

Probably no one cares, but here's my blog:

http://products-of-boredom.blogspot.com/

Based of the column I used to write for my school paper.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You just set a new suck-bar.

 

[Kipobe]

Probably no one cares

 

[Erzengel]

Way to make to bring down the whole thread on the first post.

It's probably going to suck.....

 

[THWIP*]

Probably no one cares, but here's my blog:

http://products-of-boredom.blogspot.com/

Based of the column I used to write for my school paper.

YOU SHOULD RENAME IT TO: 'PRODUCTS-OF-POOR-EDUCATION-AND-ZERO-WIT'.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Salt-N-Pepa taught us that large ladies can be sexy

Ah, push it

Ah, push it

Push it!

Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Oooh, baby, baby

B-baby, baby


Get up on this!

Ah, push it

Hey!

Get up on this!

Ah, push it

Get up on this!

Ah

Ow! Baby!

Salt and Pepa's hit!

Sal sal salt and Pepa's hit!

Salt sal sal sal salt and Pepa's hit!

Salt sal salt and pepa's hit!

Salt and Pepa's hit!


[Now wait a minute, y'all

This dance ain't for everybody

Only the sexy people

So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance

Dance, I said!]



Salt and Pepa's hit, and we're in effect

Want you to push it, babe

Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat

C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know

How to become number one in a hot body show

Now push it


Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - push it real good

Ah, push it - push it good

Ah, push it - p-push it real good



Hey!

Ow!

Push it good!



Oooh, baby, baby

Baby, baby

Oooh, baby, baby

B-baby, baby


Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop

Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss

Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed

Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?

Now push it



Push it good

P-push it real good



Ah, push it

Ah

Ah, ah, ah

Get up on this!


Boy, you really got me going

You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

Ah, push it

Push it


Boy you really got me going

You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

Push it

Ah, push it

Push it

Push it, ah

Push it,ah

Ah, push it

Push it

Push it

Push it​

 

[Kipobe]

The internet began so that higher ups could communicate digitally from their PC and send through confidential information.

Throughout the ages, the internet became more prevelant with government business... then companiess... and then even in the home. Yes, even little Timmy, and little Janey could have access to 'the internet' over time.

Then the world wide web took the world by storm. With the ability to speak to others via text communication regardless of world distance, the internet became a primary tool for world exporation. With the push of a button, you could explore ideals from people in other parts of the world on forums regarding any topic your heart desires.

Then, on one cold September morning in 2006, Artos single-handedly destroyed the internet with the worst thread in the history of life. The CIA tracked him down, and shot him mercilessly, but it wasn't enough. Porn magazine prices skyrocketed, and music was purchased legally.

Thanks Artos. *****

 

[Darren Daring]

Well friends

This is when I stopped

 

[Kipobe]

Before the comma? Abrupt!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dudes!
Light up a bowl and scroll down through all those Salt-n-Pepa lyrics.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[THWIP*]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BEER WITH GREAT HEAD.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That picture usually means worthless thread.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A BEER WITH GREAT HEAD.

 

[THWIP*]

QUIET YOU!

 

[Darren Daring]

I get it, the kinks are funny.