Abishai100
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Saturday morning manga/anime inspired martial-arts stuff/fun. Enjoy (thanks for reading),
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YANG: Can you do the job, as a kung-fu merc, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You not hire Slovak-Algerian Catholic hero for zero!
YANG: This clan, the Dragon, is anti-Christ, Satan (ok?).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I shall ride into British Columbia masked as racer.
YANG: You entice/impress the Emperor with bikes and take his diamond.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: The fabled laser-research diamond, eh, Yang?
YANG: We hired you for IQ, Satan...the Emperor's into blood-diamonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know, I know...but I'm into nunchucks and throwing-stars!
YANG: Good luck, fool (Selfie-like!).
EMPEROR: That idiot-hero may arrive on any given Sunday.
SIREN: As your mistress and assassin, I shall not be un-ready, Sire.
EMPEROR: Good (Selfie-like).
SIREN: Who's this master-biker who rides into our BC-castle, Sire?
EMPEROR: His name's Satan...claims 'wizardry' for hockey and bicycles.
SIREN: That's circus...good for your wine on a Saturday's Eve, Sire (ha).
EMPEROR: Kill this stranger-hero unknown, when he gets here (too).
SIREN: We shall see if any (such) hero has acrobatics to evade bullet-fire.
EMPEROR: Hahaha (Facebook-like).
The Emperor, taking castle domain in British Columbia after making a fortune in New England with blood-diamond 'rogue' finance for smugglers-legends, was now being challenged by the mercenary hired by the valiant democrat, Yang, who found his hiree, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian ice-hockey and bicycle-racer maestro and (secret) kung-fu and nunchucks wizard, the right-stuff 'candidate' to infiltrate the Emperor's lair, gain-trust, and steal his (now-fabled) Laser-Diamond (LD)...for Heaven (Selfie-like).
When Mr. Satan got to the area of North America where the ruthless Emperor presided, he mourned the loss of victims, other merc-heroes who tried (equally/unsuccessfully) to foil the international blood-diamond 'warlock' (for lack of better-term) and ended up in a (sacred!) Vancouver-area cemetery. Amlan said his (Catholic!) prayers and hoped to gain some visceral inspiration before riding into the Emperor's castle where he proceeded to awe him with circus-like bike-racing skills, still masked/unknown. He got the cruel diamond-man drunk and swapped his Laser-Diamond with a 'cool' replica. However, Amlan Satan had to fend-off the castle-guards, all ninja-skilled, before justifying prayers of good-faith at the Vancouver cemetery (wow).
YANG: How'd you do it (all), Satan?
SATAN: Catholic-prayers, nunchucks, and a few throwing-knives.
YANG: How'd you dodge bullets, man?
SATAN: Acrobatics of the kung-fu speed-variety, friend (ha).
YANG: The Siren (mistress of the Emperor) is dead?
SATAN: Killed in crossfire, sir (wow).
YANG: Emperor has no clue what happened to his LD.
SATAN: I had to fend off his ninjas with incredible combat.
YANG: What prayer did you offer to the cemetery-buried, man?
SATAN: One prayer, "All martial arts bricks build simple field goals."
YANG: Farewell...Facebook-like (for Heaven).
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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YANG: Can you do the job, as a kung-fu merc, Satan?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You not hire Slovak-Algerian Catholic hero for zero!
YANG: This clan, the Dragon, is anti-Christ, Satan (ok?).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I shall ride into British Columbia masked as racer.
YANG: You entice/impress the Emperor with bikes and take his diamond.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: The fabled laser-research diamond, eh, Yang?
YANG: We hired you for IQ, Satan...the Emperor's into blood-diamonds.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I know, I know...but I'm into nunchucks and throwing-stars!
YANG: Good luck, fool (Selfie-like!).
EMPEROR: That idiot-hero may arrive on any given Sunday.
SIREN: As your mistress and assassin, I shall not be un-ready, Sire.
EMPEROR: Good (Selfie-like).
SIREN: Who's this master-biker who rides into our BC-castle, Sire?
EMPEROR: His name's Satan...claims 'wizardry' for hockey and bicycles.
SIREN: That's circus...good for your wine on a Saturday's Eve, Sire (ha).
EMPEROR: Kill this stranger-hero unknown, when he gets here (too).
SIREN: We shall see if any (such) hero has acrobatics to evade bullet-fire.
EMPEROR: Hahaha (Facebook-like).
The Emperor, taking castle domain in British Columbia after making a fortune in New England with blood-diamond 'rogue' finance for smugglers-legends, was now being challenged by the mercenary hired by the valiant democrat, Yang, who found his hiree, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian ice-hockey and bicycle-racer maestro and (secret) kung-fu and nunchucks wizard, the right-stuff 'candidate' to infiltrate the Emperor's lair, gain-trust, and steal his (now-fabled) Laser-Diamond (LD)...for Heaven (Selfie-like).
When Mr. Satan got to the area of North America where the ruthless Emperor presided, he mourned the loss of victims, other merc-heroes who tried (equally/unsuccessfully) to foil the international blood-diamond 'warlock' (for lack of better-term) and ended up in a (sacred!) Vancouver-area cemetery. Amlan said his (Catholic!) prayers and hoped to gain some visceral inspiration before riding into the Emperor's castle where he proceeded to awe him with circus-like bike-racing skills, still masked/unknown. He got the cruel diamond-man drunk and swapped his Laser-Diamond with a 'cool' replica. However, Amlan Satan had to fend-off the castle-guards, all ninja-skilled, before justifying prayers of good-faith at the Vancouver cemetery (wow).
YANG: How'd you do it (all), Satan?
SATAN: Catholic-prayers, nunchucks, and a few throwing-knives.
YANG: How'd you dodge bullets, man?
SATAN: Acrobatics of the kung-fu speed-variety, friend (ha).
YANG: The Siren (mistress of the Emperor) is dead?
SATAN: Killed in crossfire, sir (wow).
YANG: Emperor has no clue what happened to his LD.
SATAN: I had to fend off his ninjas with incredible combat.
YANG: What prayer did you offer to the cemetery-buried, man?
SATAN: One prayer, "All martial arts bricks build simple field goals."
YANG: Farewell...Facebook-like (for Heaven).
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
