Put a quote from a TV show you just watched

[Sundancer]

"Son, these things don't happen to you because you're stupid. They happen because you're a dumbass." -Red Foreman

 

[Piper Maru]

Stuff and things.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Cause it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away.
The Doctor.

 

[KevanG]

Oh glob, I just watched adventure time. Let's see what I can dig up.

 

[Hellion]

Big Bang Theory:

"I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

 

[Snow Queen]

Harold Finch: Trask is armed, has a dangerous fixation on Lily, and just chased me up 3 floors. Safe to say he's our perpetrator!
John Reese: I don't know Finch. You sure you don't want to check with your Machine?
Harold Finch: Yes... that joke never gets old...!

-Person of Interest

 

[Hobgoblin]

So how did the toe get in his stomach?

 

[Snow Queen]

Detective Joss Carter: You hacked into his company?
Harold Finch: Hacked is such an ugly word...

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Robin Sherbatsky: I get turned on watching myself do the news during sex.

 

[Brain Damage]

Heh, I'm watching How I Met Your Mother too.

Barney: We are moving from out-of-towners to in-their-pantsers.

 

[titansupes]

Cheers re-run:

Diane: Woody, can I ask you a question?
Woody: Sure. As long as you're not fussy about the answer.

 

[Maximus One]

"Every trick's gotta a hole in her heart and it's connected to the one between her legs. I just figure out how to fill it. And then I feed it to her and I keep feeding it to her till it's overflowing, till she can't live without it. And then I take it away. That makes me God."*

Random pimp on The Shield. Always loved the quote though. I have TONS of these I love too, especially from tv shows

 

[Kane52630]

Rugrats

A baby's gotta do what a baby's do

 

[Wolfwood]

Was rewatching Life on Netflix. Favorite line from the first episode:

"Dog must've took the bullet for the kid, then took the shooter's finger off. Anyone ever love you that much?"