American cheese and processed "nacho" cheeses are the lowliest of cheese. They are still delicious though :heart:
Yeah! So, speaking of processed cheeses, I have a story.
Years ago, my family went to Canada. Niagara Falls, to be exact. And it was cool. We decided we'd have some eatin' at the Rainforest Cafe.
The first thing I noticed about our over-ambitious waiter was his teeth. Normally, I don't ever look at teeth. But these stuck out. Literally.
Right.
And, so, we place our order. We all get burgers, heck yes! And with cheese, no less. Then, the controversy starts:
Dad: I'd like American cheese.
Waiter: You mean prosheshed cheddar?
Dad: American cheese.
Me: Dad, we're in Canada.
Waiter: Yes. We only have Swish and prosheshed cheddar.
Dad: You don't have American cheese!?
Waiter: No.
Me: Are you stupid?
Dad: Fine. Cheddar, or whatever.