Question about my girlfriend...

[Lackey]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Are you?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

I forget is it you or Lee who can't keep it up?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

I think it's time to just quit life.

You know..

Quit..

Give up..

I mean, how DARE you be a horrible ********.

I think you should just go down to the yard and eat Cabbage!

 

[Cyclops]

Slap her back, call her a lesbian, and say you're even.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I think you should punch her in the mouth to assert your manliness.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I forget is it you or Lee who can't keep it up?

Hardy har!?

 

[user123456789]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

Suicide is your only option.

 

[Joker]

punch her in the vagina

 

[Superman79]

Well you DO want to cuddle...that can seem a little gay...

Hey, wait a minute...GR87...is that you??

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Lackey is a god.

Lackey....I'm sorry for calling you gay.

Please come back to bed.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Your mistake is having a girlfriend to begin with.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

GR87 doesn't come here anymore he says that day never happened.

 

[Superman79]

punch her in the vagina

Right in the baby-maker!!!!

 

[Cyclops]

No apologies for the slap, though. You must have deserved it.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Your mistake is having a girlfriend to begin with.

I know he needs a boyfriend.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I know he needs a boyfriend.

or a RealDoll

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Gay is the new straight.

Why have things straight forward....when you can just...bend things!

 

[Superman79]

GR87 doesn't come here anymore he says that day never happened.

oh...my bad...I just see him pop into the MLB thread to say that even though the Cubs are down 55 1/2 games they can still make the playoffs...then he says something about hooters and disappears in a mist of tears...

 

[DV8]

stop having sex with men.

then slap her for not being a hot lesbo.

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Gay is the new straight.

Why have things straight forward....when you can just...bend things!

You know all about that huh limp.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Lackey had to know this thread was going to be a hotbed of ridicule and sarcasm

 

[Lackey]

Lackey is a god.

Lackey....I'm sorry for calling you gay.

Please come back to bed.

only if you're going to cuddle

sometimes you make me feel so unloved

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

But does your mind go blank when you talk to her?
I'm looking for tips on how to talk to my girlfriend.
I heard I should ask a lot of questions and be cocky.
How do you do that?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

At least I don't idolise a fake girlfriend.

I have a real one.

And I can keep it up. It's official.