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Discussion in 'SHH Community Forum' started by Lackey, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Lackey Registered

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    My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

    What should I do? :huh:
     
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    I forget is it you or Lee who can't keep it up?
     
  4. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    I think it's time to just quit life.

    You know..

    Quit..

    Give up..

    I mean, how DARE you be a horrible ********.

    I think you should just go down to the yard and eat Cabbage! :cmad:
     
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    Slap her back, call her a lesbian, and say you're even.
     
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    I think you should punch her in the mouth to assert your manliness.
     
  7. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Hardy har!? :cmad:
     
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    Suicide is your only option.
     
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    punch her in the vagina :o
     
  10. Superman79 Superman79 Returns

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    Well you DO want to cuddle...that can seem a little gay...

    Hey, wait a minute...GR87...is that you??
     
  11. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Lackey is a god.

    Lackey....I'm sorry for calling you gay.

    Please come back to bed. :(
     
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    Your mistake is having a girlfriend to begin with.
     
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    GR87 doesn't come here anymore he says that day never happened.
     
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    Right in the baby-maker!!!! :p
     
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    No apologies for the slap, though. You must have deserved it.
     
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    I know he needs a boyfriend.:csad:
     
  17. Ronny Shade back for a limited time

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    or a RealDoll
     
  18. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    Gay is the new straight.

    Why have things straight forward....when you can just...bend things!
     
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    oh...my bad...I just see him pop into the MLB thread to say that even though the Cubs are down 55 1/2 games they can still make the playoffs...then he says something about hooters and disappears in a mist of tears...
     
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    stop having sex with men.

    then slap her for not being a hot lesbo.
     
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    You know all about that huh limp.
     
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    Lackey had to know this thread was going to be a hotbed of ridicule and sarcasm
     
  23. Lackey Registered

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    only if you're going to cuddle

    sometimes you make me feel so unloved :csad:
     
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    But does your mind go blank when you talk to her?
    I'm looking for tips on how to talk to my girlfriend.
    I heard I should ask a lot of questions and be cocky.
    How do you do that? :huh:
     
  25. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    At least I don't idolise a fake girlfriend.

    I have a real one.

    And I can keep it up. It's official.
     

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