World Quotes X-Men would NEVER say

[lilboo]

Professor X
- "Mutants are a lost cause"

 

[Goddessreicho]

Storm: The words I say are logical relevant and plot driven.

 

[storm-x-fan]

Jean- I don't love Scot!! (lolz!!)

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Wolverine: Eh. I think I'll sit this one out.

 

[Iceman]

Gambit: Not gonna bother with make up today.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Storm: Do you know what happens to a Toad when it's struck by lightning?

.......Oh, wait.

 

[Snikt 6]

Iceman: Dude, its cold out here.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Knowing Bobby he just might say something like that being a smart ass.

 

[Neptune]

Prof X to Gambit:" You know Remy, you may have a way with the ladies but let me show you how a telepath does it."

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Storm: "Logan, I'm going to follow your lead."

 

[Snikt 6]

Beast to Strong Guy "Wow, I wish I was that smart."

 

[storm-x-fan]

Magneto- mutants and humans can co-exist

 

[Abaddon]

Logan(to jean): I can smell your c**t

 

[The Shredder]

The Blob: "I love my new loose skin!"

 

[MilkmanDan]

Not exactly what was asked but here's a few classic Red Meat (http://www.redmeat.com) lines that the X-Men should say, but, alas, never will:

Emma: "Scott, I thought you were giving up smoking cigars. Why did you go buy another one?"
Cyclops: "I didn't, Dear. Logan was handing them out at work. It's one of those "It's a Boy" cigars."
Emma: "But Logan's not even married! He just started dating that new girl last week."
Cyclops: "That's correct, Honey. But as it turned out... that "new girl" was actually a man."
Emma: "So Logan gave out cigars...?!"
Cyclops: "He had to. It was a timely and a brilliant pre-emptive strike to avoid a lifetime of mockery and derision from the guys."

Emma: "My god, Scott. Are you going to wear that satin wrestling mask to bed again tonight?"
Cyclops: "Yes I am, Honey. I had fun last night, so I thought we'd do it again."
Emma:Alright, but let's establish a few ground rules: standard ten-count on the pin, no head-locks and you leave your toolbelt on the bedstand."
Cyclops: "Fair enough."

Cyclops: "Jeez, Logan... this heat wave is getting pretty unbearable. How can you be out jogging?"
Logan: "How could I not? This is prime exercise weather. Plus, I get the opportunity to kick around wearing next-to-nothing without the usual public whining about my showin' off skin."
Cyclops: "Right... but by "next-to-nothing" most people don't mean only a pair of running shoes, Logan."
Logan: "Well, I had a sock, too. But it must've fallen off during my windsprint through the park."

Kid: "Coach... I-I think I broke my leg. Is it okay if I sit out the rest of the game?"
Logan: "Good idea. Why don't we all just quit... you send the rest of the team home, and I'll go to Principal Summers' office and turn in my resignation."
Kid: "I get the point , Coach. I quess I should finish out the game."
Logan: "Good man. Why don't you pop that femur back into your leg before it makes me throw up?"

 

[storm-x-fan]

Not exactly what was asked but here's a few classic Red Meat (http://www.redmeat.com) lines that the X-Men should say, but, alas, never will:

Emma: "Scott, I thought you were giving up smoking cigars. Why did you go buy another one?"
Cyclops: "I didn't, Dear. Logan was handing them out at work. It's one of those "It's a Boy" cigars."
Emma: "But Logan's not even married! He just started dating that new girl last week."
Cyclops: "That's correct, Honey. But as it turned out... that "new girl" was actually a man."
Emma: "So Logan gave out cigars...?!"
Cyclops: "He had to. It was a timely and a brilliant pre-emptive strike to avoid a lifetime of mockery and derision from the guys."

Emma: "My god, Scott. Are you going to wear that satin wrestling mask to bed again tonight?"
Cyclops: "Yes I am, Honey. I had fun last night, so I thought we'd do it again."
Emma:Alright, but let's establish a few ground rules: standard ten-count on the pin, no head-locks and you leave your toolbelt on the bedstand."
Cyclops: "Fair enough."

Cyclops: "Jeez, Logan... this heat wave is getting pretty unbearable. How can you be out jogging?"
Logan: "How could I not? This is prime exercise weather. Plus, I get the opportunity to kick around wearing next-to-nothing without the usual public whining about my showin' off skin."
Cyclops: "Right... but by "next-to-nothing" most people don't mean only a pair of running shoes, Logan."
Logan: "Well, I had a sock, too. But it must've fallen off during my windsprint through the park."

Kid: "Coach... I-I think I broke my leg. Is it okay if I sit out the rest of the game?"
Logan: "Good idea. Why don't we all just quit... you send the rest of the team home, and I'll go to Principal Summers' office and turn in my resignation."
Kid: "I get the point , Coach. I quess I should finish out the game."
Logan: "Good man. Why don't you pop that femur back into your leg before it makes me throw up?"

LOLZ!! U have got soooooooooo many of them!! I find them quite funny

 

[Snikt 6]

Scott: "Dang Emma, your getting fat, lay off the suzie-Q's."

 

[Coldqueen]

Shadowcat: Colossus, you know I love you, but...last night I faked the phasing at the end.

 

[Coldqueen]

Rogue: That whole "I can't ever be touched" thing? I got over that years ago. I self-satisfy now.

 

[Coldqueen]

Storm: ...I bleach my hair.

 

[Neptune]

Hahaha.

 

[storm-x-fan]

wolverine- I'm a bit rude, i'm sorry!!

 

[Neptune]

Gambit: Not gonna bother with make up today.

Gambit wears make up?

 

[Coldqueen]

...they're mocking Gambit, sweetie. Gambit does not wear make-up.

 

[storm-x-fan]

nightcrawler- my skin is so colorful and glowing!!