Rampaging pet monkey terrifies Florida neighborhood

terry78 · Sep 10, 2012

Pink Ranger · Sep 10, 2012

As hilarious as this story is, in all seriousness I reserve a special well of hatred in my heart for exotic pet owners.

Drizzle · Sep 10, 2012

SuperFerret · Sep 10, 2012

terry78 said:
Contrary to popular belief, everything is not better with monkeys.

Tuberculosis.

Pink Ranger said:
As hilarious as this story is, in all seriousness I reserve a special well of hatred in my heart for exotic pet owners.

Piper Maru · Sep 10, 2012

I'm sure there will be a movie based on this sometime down the road.

ThePowerCosmic · Sep 10, 2012

Someone should have told it to stop monkeying around.

Piper Maru · Sep 10, 2012

ThePowerCosmic · Sep 10, 2012

I hear puns work when a monkey's going bananas.

terry78 · Sep 10, 2012

That cymbal monkey in Toy Story....that gave everybody nightmares.

DarkSovereignty · Sep 10, 2012

ThePowerCosmic said:
I hear puns work when a monkey's going bananas.

there aren't enough David Caruso memes in the world for a situation like this.

ThePowerCosmic · Sep 10, 2012

Damn right there aren't.