Random Internet People Say the Darnedest Things

[vibeke_T]

Subject: Something I just realized
Place: Benicio Del Toro IMDB forum
Body: Between his appearance, and the fact nobody can understand a word he's saying, you know who he looks like? A shaved Chewbacca!

 

[Halcohol]

Overheard in New York is hilarious for the most random sh_t you've ever heard people say.

 

[jimmy]

VHT Amplifiers let you choose between the cathode and the triode.

 

[Halcohol]

From: Overheard in New York

Girl on cell: Look, Peter, I'm not saying that I hate you. It's just that you ****ing annoy me so much that I'd rather eat my own spleen than go out with you again.

--Starbucks, 45th & 6th

Overheard by: always turning up my IPOD

 

[vibeke_T]

People Are Funnay

 

[Halcohol]

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. You're too clingy.
Girlfriend: I'm not clingy! I ****ed, like, ten other guys!
Boyfriend: While we were dating?
Girlfriend: Whatever, it was because you're not that good in bed. Oh, yeah, I faked all my orgasms, by the way. And my boobs? --Aren't water balloons!
Boyfriend: Dude. First of all, we're on a mother****ing-packed subway. Second of all, being a crazy ***** isn't going to help your case.
Girlfriend: *starts crying hysterically* You can't break up with me! I love you! I love you! I love you!
Stranger: *to boyfriend* If you're thinking of killing yourself after this, I sell knives.

--Brooklyn-bound L train

 

[vibeke_T]

you live in NY or Canada?

 

[Halcohol]

you live in NY or Canada?

I live in Canada... but the website is called "Overheard in New York". There's also "Overheard at Work" and "Overheard at the Beach"

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

some of the ones on that site are completely faked

 

[vibeke_T]

yeah man!!! be original

 

[Caliber]

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. You're too clingy.
Girlfriend: I'm not clingy! I ****ed, like, ten other guys!
Boyfriend: While we were dating?
Girlfriend: Whatever, it was because you're not that good in bed. Oh, yeah, I faked all my orgasms, by the way. And my boobs? --Aren't water balloons!
Boyfriend: Dude. First of all, we're on a mother****ing-packed subway. Second of all, being a crazy ***** isn't going to help your case.
Girlfriend: *starts crying hysterically* You can't break up with me! I love you! I love you! I love you!
Stranger: *to boyfriend* If you're thinking of killing yourself after this, I sell knives.

--Brooklyn-bound L train

Thats hilarious, to think that actually happens sometimes.

 

[Mr Jide]

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. You're too clingy.
Girlfriend: I'm not clingy! I ****ed, like, ten other guys!
Boyfriend: While we were dating?
Girlfriend: Whatever, it was because you're not that good in bed. Oh, yeah, I faked all my orgasms, by the way. And my boobs? --Aren't water balloons!
Boyfriend: Dude. First of all, we're on a mother****ing-packed subway. Second of all, being a crazy ***** isn't going to help your case.
Girlfriend: *starts crying hysterically* You can't break up with me! I love you! I love you! I love you!
Stranger: *to boyfriend* If you're thinking of killing yourself after this, I sell knives.

--Brooklyn-bound L train

LMAO classic.

 

[Halcohol]

Seriously, go check out this site. Some of the stupid things people say will absolutely blow your mind.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, I just can't be with you anymore. You're too clingy.
Girlfriend: I'm not clingy! I ****ed, like, ten other guys!
Boyfriend: While we were dating?
Girlfriend: Whatever, it was because you're not that good in bed. Oh, yeah, I faked all my orgasms, by the way. And my boobs? --Aren't water balloons!
Boyfriend: Dude. First of all, we're on a mother****ing-packed subway. Second of all, being a crazy ***** isn't going to help your case.
Girlfriend: *starts crying hysterically* You can't break up with me! I love you! I love you! I love you!
Stranger: *to boyfriend* If you're thinking of killing yourself after this, I sell knives.

--Brooklyn-bound L train

I'm not sure if I'd have punched a guy if he said that or just burst out laughing.

 

[Mr. Marko]

Hehehehe, so good.

 

[vibeke_T]

so fake