Religion and politics tear people apart... but not like this

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Toilet Paper Orientation

  1. Hung over (in front of) the roll

  2. Hung under (behind) the roll

  3. I wipe with my hand

  4. I use a bidet and air dry

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  1. knowsbleed Registered

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    You either do it the right way... or the wrong way.


    Those who do it the wrong way have a special place in hell set aside for them.
     
  2. bullets bang bang

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    Under is probably the wrong way but I'm used to it.
     
  3. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    >_< OVER!!!!!!! OVvVEEEET #^^%}}}^^***++{*€>
     
  4. The Squirrel Le Rongeur

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  5. hopefuldreamer Clark Kent > Superman

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    Over. Never do it wrong.

    Though now that it's been pointed out, I feel like doing it under, just to be different :p
     
  6. Bim Registered

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    Hung over (in front of the roll) for me, although i honestly dont care as long as there's toilet paper when i need it lol.
     
  7. knowsbleed Registered

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    Those that say they don't care... do you live with someone who puts the roll on the opposite way that you're used to? If my significant other refused to comply with my standards... I'd withhold sex from them... until I got tired of that... a few minutes later.
     
  8. Dr. From parts unknown

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    If the TP was placed in a special dispenser that had just a narrow slit to feed the sheets through, there’d be no way to know whether the roll was over or under. Thus, the roll would exist in an indeterminate quantum state until the dispenser was opened and the TP’s wave function collapsed.

    In the bathroom sciences, this thought experiment is known as Schrödinger's Toilet Paper.
     
  9. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    The more convenient way and be done, if you feel more comfortable with roll being under then that's fine

    I wash, wiping would waste too much paper, and will keep me itching
     
  10. katie_girl09 All kinds of smexy.

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    Under! Underrr! It makes more sense. It's easier to rip.

    Philistines. :o
     
  11. Yurka Let The Games Begin!

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    I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment.
     
  12. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    Keep two rolls over the toilet, one for each ones liking
    They don't need to be hanging
     
  13. Captain_Obvious Bless Us, Christ Bale

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    As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover.
     
  14. TheBat812 Registered

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    Why does it even matter?
     
  15. Soapy Registered

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    Over. What sort of uncivilized animal would want it under?
     
  16. Holiday https://joebiden.info/

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    I totally leave mine on the counter by the sink. It's what I'm used to from my old place where the holder was missing.
     
  17. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    So you're saying that the toilet paper's position on the roller is a... superposition?
     
  18. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    :lmao:
    My pooch
     
  19. Piper Maru Guest

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    It's gotta be hung over! Under is unacceptable.
     
  20. E-Man Cooler than your daddy.

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    You are tearing me apart, knowsbleed!
     
  21. knowsbleed Registered

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    Imagine if you have a child one day... will you teach them the right way... or the wrong way?

    I was going to say something very inappropriate... but I'm not gonna.
     
  22. Kane52630 Veridis Quo

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    What have you done knowsbleed? This is like initiating World War III.


    ....and I pick Over AND Under.
     
  23. knowsbleed Registered

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    That's like being a Democrat AND a Republican. Are you trying to overthrow the government?
     
  24. ThePhantasm 2 sexy 4 a stormtrooper

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    But you selected "I use a bidet and air dry" on the poll. So we all know the truth... you don't care where the toilet paper is because you don't use it. :o :oldrazz:
     
  25. knowsbleed Registered

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    In all honesty, I cannot commit. I've done all 4 options at least once. Bidets are badass.
     

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