- Apr 13, 2002
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You either do it the right way... or the wrong way.
Those who do it the wrong way have a special place in hell set aside for them.
If the TP was placed in a special dispenser that had just a narrow slit to feed the sheets through, thered be no way to know whether the roll was over or under. Thus, the roll would exist in an indeterminate quantum state until the dispenser was opened and the TPs wave function collapsed.
In the bathroom sciences, this thought experiment is known as Schrödinger's Toilet Paper.
I do over, the girlfriend does under. Its sparked many an argument in my apartment.
You are tearing me apart, knowsbleed!
As long as the toiler paper is on the holder/dispenser... I can't stand when its sitting on the floor, the sink or the tank cover.