Religion?

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What's your religion?

  1. Catholic

  2. Christian

  3. Buddhist

  4. Jewish

  5. Jedi

  6. Tao

  7. Protestant

  8. Lutheran

  9. Confucianism

  10. Hinduism (all)

  11. Islam

  12. Jainism

  13. Shinto

  14. Sikhism

  15. Zoroastrianism

  16. Bahai

  17. Scientology

  18. Other(s)

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  1. SapphirePrima

    SapphirePrima Registered

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    I'm a baptist but I'm questioning religion, I believe in reincarnation.
     
  2. HUMAN

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    I'm Christian, yet I don't consider myself part of any religion. Religion is becoming an institution for big profits. I'm apart of the Christian faith.
     
  3. GI Low Budget

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    I don't believe in God. I mean, c'mon, an invisible bearded man in the sky? Can't you do better than that?
     
  4. KingOfDreams

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    Yeah, and one who by waving his hand magically creates all life in one moment? Come on. How anybody can believe that is beyond me.
     
  5. Danger Mouse

    Danger Mouse Kitchen Appliance

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    Look, lets not start this. You don't believe in religion, so be it. There is no reason to belittle it.
     
  6. Arkady Rossovich

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    What is "Jedi"?

    Its good to see a poll with all the known religions.
     
  7. KingOfDreams

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    Well, have you seen Star Wars?
     
  8. Spidey-Bat

    Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
    There are Hindus and Mormons and then
    There are those that follow Mohammad, but
    I've never been one of them.

    I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since before I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics is
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

    You don't have to be a six footer,
    You don't have to have a great brain,
    You don't have to have any clothes on,
    You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great,
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great,
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Let the heathen spill theirs,
    On the dusty ground,
    God shall make them pay for
    Each sperm that can't be found.

    Every sperm is wanted,
    Every sperm is good,
    Every sperm is needed,
    In your neighborhood.

    Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
    Spill theirs just anywhere,
    But God loves those who treat their
    Semen with more care.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great,
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is good,
    Every sperm is needed,
    In your neighborhood.

    Every sperm is useful,
    Every sperm is fine,
    God needs everybody's,
    Mine, and mine, and mine.

    Let the pagans spill theirs,
    O'er mountain, hill and plain.
    God shall strike them down for
    Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is good,
    Every sperm is needed,
    In your neighborhood.

    Every sperm is sacred,
    Every sperm is great,
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.
     
  9. marvelisawesome

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    Since this thread is about religion wtf is kabala & scientology.
     
  11. Addendum

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    I'm an atheist who takes a bit from each religion and belief system. I don't subscribe to any whole-cloth but I take away the stuff I find meaningful
     
  12. Spidey-Bat

    Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    Kabbalah

    Scientology
     
  13. KingOfDreams

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    Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    Yes I did.

    Mayor McCheese is a scientologist, and Kool Aid Man is a kabbahlaist (?)
     
  15. Blade_fan1911

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    "encouraging development of the human spirit, and providing counseling and rehabilitation programs as an alternative to psychiatry, which Scientologists believe to be a barbaric and corrupt profession"

    So scientology really isn't a religion but an alternative to psychiatry?
     
  16. snowangel061989

    snowangel061989 Krypto-Hag

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  17. Spidey-Bat

    Spidey-Bat Ours is the Fury

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    It's a "religion" and one of the beliefs is psychiatry is bad. Ask Tom Cruise. He's a self-claimed expert on psychiatry.
     
  18. Ultimate Movie-Man

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    A lot of people are a tad less informed to put it lightly :o
     
  19. Darthkush

    Darthkush Avenger

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    I picked other cause i consider myself "spiritual". I have some aspects of Christianity in my beliefs but not all of them. I believe there is a god of some sort, that there's a heavan and a hell and a purgatory maybe but the rest is just speculation to me. I know some of it is historical fact but a lot of it sounds iffy. Like the whole story of Adam and Eve to me is kinda far fetched.

    Are there seriously that many people who claim Jedi as a religious belief? I mean, I love Star Wars too but are they really worshipping a fictional religion George Lucas created to sells toys and make money? Is there some site or something I can go to to learn more about the "real life" jedi religion? I'm honestly kinda curious.
     
  20. KingOfDreams

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    You know, I think George Lucas based the Jedi religion and the fighting style off of Doaism and kung fu.

    Anyway, what about the religions of the indiginous people of North and South America?
     
  21. Danger Mouse

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    News on Jedi Religion

    The Official Jedi Religion Website
     
  22. JP

    JP Smelly

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    :up: :up:
     
  23. bored

    bored One Sexy Lemur

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    scientology is l. ron hubbard's tax dodge, kabbalah is a book of jewish mysticism which is supposed to be reserved solely for rabbinic scholars, but has of late been corrupted by hollywood into another new age trend.
     
  24. Downhere

    Downhere Jeremiah 33:3

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    I'm a Christian.
     
  25. Kaleb

    Kaleb Devil of Hells Kitchen

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    this thread makes me want to watch the south park episode about the Mormons ''dumb dumb dumb''
     

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