Republicans don't like the Internet.

They don't like the big series of tubes?!?! :csad:
 
First they don't like black people, now this? Destory them! OMG :mad:





:rolleyes:
 
Republicans don't like the Internet.
that struck me as a rather odd generalization...

especially since i've been a Republican as long as i can recall, and i'm on the Net for hours upon hours daily! :eek:
 
Clouseau said:
that struck me as a rather odd generalization...

especially since i've been a Republican as long as i can recall, and i'm on the Net for hours upon hours daily! :eek:
But you're not a *****ebag in the Senate who thinks that the internet is a series of tubes
 
Addendum said:
But you're not a *****ebag in the Senate who thinks that the internet is a series of tubes
ah, but the thread title didn't say "*****ebags in the Senate hate the Internet", did it?!
 
Some of can joke all you want to, but this is some serious sh**! This is really not cool.
 
Clouseau said:
ah, but the thread title didn't say "*****ebags in the Senate hate the Internet", did it?!
But the person who said that the internet is a series of tubes is...

Ted_Stevens.jpg

A Senator, A republican, and a *****ebag.

There are *****ebags in all areas of politics. They remove doubt regarding their intelligence when they open their mouths, as Ted Stevens did
 
so you're filing an Addendum to the thread title? i'm confused...
 
Mee said:
They don't like the big series of tubes?!?! :csad:

They don't like things that express any opinions but their own.
 
Glad to see them taking a stand against big government action for once.

NN is a completely stupid concept, the same plan of every government action to force things that cost different be equal. Websites that have more servers that are closer to your house load faster now, the net is never "neutral", same concept.
 
In the weeks I've been working for the Save The Children foundation, I've learned that republicans utterly hate children's charities as well.
 
Calvin said:
In the weeks I've been working for the Save The Children foundation, I've learned that republicans utterly hate children's charities as well.


how about children themselves? :confused: or do republicans see them as a series of osh kosh b'gosh clothing?
 
Mr Sparkle said:
how about children themselves? :confused: or do republicans see them as a series of osh kosh b'gosh clothing?
Beats me man. All I know is that when we were canvassing more liberal areas, even if they couldn't sign up, they'd be mostly civil, and actually talk with you, and sometimes invite you in for drinks and whatnot. When we got to the republican neighborhood during the last week or so, it's been the complete opposite. People screaming and yelling just because I'm at the door, even though I'm just there on behalf of Save The Children. I had this one where I was talking to a woman, and she was like "no, Im sorry, we can't do it" so I was saying "ok, I understand, have a good day" and then I hear this guy shouting in the back, and then his wife saying "no, honey don't--" "NO, I HAVE TO, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THIS JERK" This fat loudmouth gets to the door, and I'm like "hey look sir, I don't know what you're pissed about, but I'm just here trying to help kids" and he starts shouting "HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO HELP YOU LITTLE JERK AFTER ALL OUR GOVERNMENT HAS DONE TO HELP?" He carries on with crap like that for about three minutes before I walk off with a middle finger as his wife holds him back while he shouts that he's calling the cops for me harassing him. I had about ten incidents like that that day. Even the ones that don't get crazy are just generally more rude. Much more rude. Effing republicans.

Once I quit this job, I'm gonna have to write some stuff about the whole experience. It's been pretty interesting.
 
um shouldnt it be ''republicans dont like the internets'' :confused:
 
Calvin said:
and then I hear this guy shouting in the back, and then his wife saying "no, honey don't--" "NO, I HAVE TO, I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THIS JERK" This fat loudmouth gets to the door, and I'm like "hey look sir, I don't know what you're pissed about, but I'm just here trying to help kids" and he starts shouting "HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO HELP YOU LITTLE JERK AFTER ALL OUR GOVERNMENT HAS DONE TO HELP?"

baffling, just baffling.
 
Mr Sparkle said:
how about children themselves? :confused: or do republicans see them as a series of osh kosh b'gosh clothing?

they only like children if they're not born yet...then they dont like you till you're 18 and can sign up for the military...in between the stages of "not really alive" and "of age to die for oil/money/this weeks way to earn money using the armed forces" they couldnt care less about you :o
 
and again... the internet is not something that you just dump something on... its not a big truck, its a series of tubes!

haha awesome
 
The internets is serious business.
 

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