Resvertatrol... Anti-Aging Pill

[FaT_tONle]

All I am seeing in these ads on the web these days are photos of celebs with this pill attached to it... figured it'd make for an interesting thread.

 

[BestGirl]

I've seen those ads and read about it. It looks pretty cool.

I hope by the time I'm old anti-aging will have advanced even further. I want to look 30 when I'm 60.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I've seen those ads and read about it. It looks pretty cool.

I hope by the time I'm old anti-aging will have advanced even further. I want to look 30 when I'm 60.

I want to look 17 when I'm 60.

 

[Motown Marvel]

I want to look 17 when I'm 60.

just because you look under 18 doesnt mean you'd be allowed to bone girls under 18.

 

[chaseter]

Hellz yeah, get them hot young chics huh!

 

[Go Web Go!]

*Side effects may include death

 

[Mike_D202]

*and a small weiner

 

[Eric Brooks]

*Side effects may include death

I could see girls still taking a risk if it were like that, but to men "middle aged" is a good look

I know most girls don't like a guy that looks too young or too old, but just right

 

[Majic Walrus]

just because you look under 18 doesnt mean you'd be allowed to bone girls under 18.

 

[Mike_D202]

just because you look under 18 doesnt mean you'd be allowed to bone girls under 18.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Hee Hee

 

[Alexia Dark]

LMAO!!!

God I hate Twylight[/offtopic].

 

[katie_girl09]

*Side effects may include death

You beat me to it! You know a drug like that would have some seriously dangerous side effects that would cancel out anything positive.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Who in the black death would want to live forever. Looking at the future that is store for humanity? I mean I am 30 & pretty depressed I might see the beginning of all the ***** coming down the pipeline.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I want to live forever! FAME!

 

[The Lizard]

LMAO!!!

God I hate Twylight[/offtopic].

The first and only version of the Twilight movie I've watched is the Rifftrax version. It's some serious funny.
http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

 

[BestGirl]

I've seen those ads and read about it. It looks pretty cool.

I hope by the time I'm old anti-aging will have advanced even further. I want to look 30 when I'm 60.

I want to look 17 when I'm 60.

I almost wrote, "I want to look 20 when I'm 60" but that sounded too greedy.

*Side effects may include death

Probably true.

 

[enterthemadness]

I wouldn't want to live forever. Why?

Take a look at the Highlander movies or the good tv show (1st show). Also, yeah, this planet is just ****ed up.

 

[chaseter]

Because Highlander is so deep and meaningful

I would live forever. Imagine everything you would see.

 

[enterthemadness]

Because Highlander is so deep and meaningful

I would live forever. Imagine everything you would see.

Won't be worth your family, friends and pets dieing. Or in that case, all your new friends and new pets dieing. Of course in this case, they could maybe live too, if that pill is available and cheap at that.

 

[Alexia Dark]

There can be only one!

*brandishes katana*

[/threadjack]

 

[Mike_D202]

I think Queen said it best:



....but they also said this best:



So I'm torn.

 

[chaseter]

Won't be worth your family, friends and pets dieing. Or in that case, all your new friends and new pets dieing. Of course in this case, they could maybe live too, if that pill is available and cheap at that.

You friends and family will die regardless.

 

[BestGirl]

You friends and family will die regardless.

But if you were immortal you'd have to live forever without them. That would not be much fun.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Because Highlander is so deep and meaningful

I would live forever. Imagine everything you would see.

You could become hype's all-time poster.