Return of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Erzengel]

Naked?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Nah bro, she said she wants to make me her homemade pizza and stuff.

 

[Erzengel]

Is that slang for sex?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

nope

 

[Erzengel]

Crap. Erzette said there was pizza when I got home. I guess she meant, just pizza.

 

[DV8]

Until you actually meet in real life, none of this means anything. Sorry, but true.

true.

Well, unless there was phone sex. Was there phone sex?

haha LMAO . . . (I bet there wasn't)

haha no there wasn't

/thread. #notwinning. you are just at #shoulderToCryOn

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Are you serious right now?

 

[Anubis]

Nah bro, she said she wants to make me her homemade pizza and stuff.

You don't want to get with her because you're not attracted to her or are you just worried you're in the friend zone?

Cuz in my experience, if a lady wants to cook for you, you're in there like swim wear......of course I'm a pretty motha f**ka and all the ladies love my fuzzy ass, so maybe such things wont apply to you.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Really it's neither, for me it's like I know I'm at a point in my life to where I wouldn't have the energy or determination to make the relationship last.

 

[Anubis]

Well, you know what you want.

You'll probably end up regretting it though.

But hey, not much of a life if you ain't got no regrets.

 

[DV8]

Really it's neither, for me it's like I know I'm at a point in my life to where I wouldn't have the energy or determination to make the relationship last.

who cares, are you gonna bone her or not? Lol

 

[Ra's Al Jinn]

Do you guys believe that nothing happens by accident in terms of having your perfect partner? Or you just to become really amazingly good at all these "making a girl like you" strategies to get the girl you really like?

Before anyone jumps at me with these inane questions , I just got out of a really bad experience that I blame myself for and those questions just popped in my mind.

 

[Anubis]

There is no such thing as a perfect partner.

 

[Ra's Al Jinn]

Ok, maybe I used the wrong word, let's just say having a girl.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Well, I think I may have met someone at the barbecue a friend of mine held for her brother coming home from his mission.

 

[terry78]

Well, I think I may have met someone at the barbecue a friend of mine held for her brother coming home from his mission.

We are talking about the military, right?

 

[Angel_Faerie]

No. He was a Mormon missionary (not the guy I met, but my friend's brother)

 

[Anubis]

Ok, maybe I used the wrong word, let's just say having a girl.

Well, I've always found that the easiest way to do that is to walk up to a girl and say "Hello".

 

[Ra's Al Jinn]

I've done a lot since saying "Hello" to a girl.

So how about my question?

 

[Anubis]

Dress in really loud colors, give her insults wrapped in a compliment, and do some sit ups.

 

[Erzengel]

I've done a lot since saying "Hello" to a girl.

So how about my question?

I think if you run around life thinking things are going to happen instead of going out there and making things happen, then you're in for a whole bunch of disappointment.

 

[Anubis]

Just be yourself. Stop trying to trick people into liking you. All you'll get for your trouble is meaningless sex and probably the Clap.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

So that girl and I hung out. We saw Green Lantern. We both hated it. lol

 

[DV8]

Do you guys believe that nothing happens by accident in terms of having your perfect partner? Or you just to become really amazingly good at all these "making a girl like you" strategies to get the girl you really like?

Before anyone jumps at me with these inane questions , I just got out of a really bad experience that I blame myself for and those questions just popped in my mind.

I don't believe in the "perfect partner", only "highly preferred partner"; this would seem to assume that you're willing to bend and mold your personality into something that somebody else wants . . . not what you wanna do; you need to find yourself, and be that person; OWN that person, and find somebody that is compatible with that person; not ever "make somebody like you"

Dress in really loud colors, give her insults wrapped in a compliment, and do some sit ups.

if you do all three of these things at the same time, your positive results will be multiplied by 18

I think if you run around life thinking things are going to happen instead of going out there and making things happen, then you're in for a whole bunch of disappointment.

true dat.

 

[DV8]

So that girl and I hung out. We saw Green Lantern. We both hated it. lol

that's awesome