Return of the unintentionally comedic comicbook covers

[Kevin Roegele]

"Hey Superman, it's Batman here. Instead of fighting the forces of evil today, let's take our sons to the pool this afternoon, dress them up in our costumes, and see who is the best diver."

Clearly, Superman has no problem with hitting a scrawny little kid in the stomach with his full super-strength. Luckily this kid was protected with his own super-powers.



Okay, this is the most insane cover I've seen for.....a very long time.

 

[Max J Power]

Superman is a dick.

 

[jimmy]

Sweet.

 

[Red Mask]

Those were the good old days.
Those were the good old days.

 

[Honey Vibe]

'Member the guy that got steam-rolled in Austin Powers?
...Yeah.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Nobody can withstand a man with a CLOCK:

 

[Honey Vibe]

 

[Not Jake]

You aren't funny Honey Vibe. Be more funny.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I know -- I've done better.
Your deeply shaken soul in my fake fundamentalist thread was as funny as funny gets

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I thought the SMLovesMJ was funny.Peter even has a small teardrop on his forehead,that shows how much trust he has in her web swinging.

 

[Honey Vibe]

BUMP!!

 

[Aristotle]

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And next, I will...ISSUE MORE NOT-REALLY-THAT-BAD DECREES! I hereby decree that everyone MUST eat a bowl of rice once a month!

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Isn't it great, Bruce? You will be deeply scarred by psychological trauma stemming from the untimely deaths of your parents, and take out your repressed feelings of abandonment and violent revenge on low-level thugs for the rest of your natural life, until one of them inevitably gets the better of you! Isn't that just AWESOME?
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[Aristotle]

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Superman: Heh, no one can see me. I'm Invisible Man!
Chick in Purple: Lois has a great ass.

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He stands for Truth, Justice, and a completely superficial attitude toward romantic attraction. I mean, the American way.

 

[Aristotle]

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Thing about this one is, Superman doesn't even look like an enraged angry rejected lover. He just thinks it's funny. Like he probably would have done it anyway, even if she had married him. "Heheheheh...**** a *****."
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As opposed to when you're not dead, which is when you're alive.[/FONT]

 

[Aristotle]

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What a ****ing whiny *****! Jimmy, do you know what 300 pounds of jewels could buy? Or how much good it could do? You're sitting pretty with 300 pounds of jewels from some dumbass Maharajah character, not to mention enough food to fatten your ass up like a Goddamn sow, and you're *****ing about not being a pretty-boy? You know what, slick? **** you!
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[Aristotle]

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Unlike in many of these covers, Superman's not the dick this time. Jimmy, for whatever **** reason, thinks it would be a good idea to tell everyone his "Pal's" secret identity.



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I don't know what the writer gave as the reason Supes couldn't help, but deep down, I know that the real reason is, that's how ANY Kansas farmboy worth his salt would react. "**** you, little rich *****, spend y'own damn money."

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[Harlekin]

The guys at Superdickery were funnier about it.

 

[Horrorfan]

LOL As if you needed proof DC sucked. But at least it's funny t:

 

[3dman27]

this line would be good in the spider-man caption thread
spidey"theres something wrong here but i can't put my finger on it"

 

[Honey Vibe]

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Superman: Heh, no one can see me. I'm Invisible Man!
Chick in Purple: Lois has a great ass.

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He stands for Truth, Justice, and a completely superficial attitude toward romantic attraction. I mean, the American way.

LOL what were they smoking when they made these? t:

 

[3dman27]

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I don't know what the writer gave as the reason Supes couldn't help, but deep down, I know that the real reason is, that's how ANY Kansas farmboy worth his salt would react. "**** you, little rich *****, spend y'own damn money."

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as i recall the story supe couldn't help because theterms of the will jimmy inherited the money from stipulated he had to SPEND the money himself he couldn't donate it to charity or share it with his friends

 

[November Rain]

it's amazing superman lasted through these series of comics...

 

[Red Mask]

as i recall the story supe couldn't help because theterms of the will jimmy inherited the money from stipulated he had to SPEND the money himself he couldn't donate it to charity or share it with his friends

Wasn't there a Richard Pryor film with that same premise?

 

[3dman27]

yes brewsters millions the jimmy story was dc version of it