Robert Pattinson IS The Batman

[Invader Joker]

Haha, what? Now I'm really curious, in your opinion, how should a person react when they get their face licked?

I just think that scene could've gone without him licking his own lips. Maybe that's a logical reaction, idk, but it looked weird and it's decisions like that that make me kinda dislike Keaton's Batman a little bit. Michelle was there looking hot while he was just there looking awkward, I mean there was not much he could do.. but c'mon, that reaction just looked bizarre.

But I'm going to be fair and point out that Bale also came across as really ****ing awkward around Catwoman. There was Anne, walking by his side, looking hot and pretty, and then there was Bale, with his mouth wide open, talking in his throat cancer voice.

So they both looked ridiculous next to their hot partners.

 

[Eddie Dean]

I know, right! Disgusting! It would be so awful if I was say... a criminal trying to rob the same store as her and she caught me, tied me up and whipped me! Wow! No Thank you! Please Miss Pfeiffer! Stop! No! Don't drag me across the room as you call me a disgusting worm!

 

[Invader Joker]

I know, right! Disgusting! It would be so awful if I was say... a criminal trying to rob the same store as her and she caught me, tied me up and whipped me! Wow! No Thank you! Please Miss Pfeiffer! Stop! No! Don't drag me across the room as you call me a disgusting worm!

I wasn't meaning it in that way; obviously if you have Michelle Pfeiffer on top of you, you're gonna be horny. I just thought that the way Keaton showed that by licking his lips looked weird. Granted, there was not much he could do, but it still looked pretty awkward especially compared to how hot she looked. Bale wasn't any better in that department though.

 

[Jekecy]

Show me an example of a ****boy.

I just think that scene could've gone without him licking his own lips. Maybe that's a logical reaction, idk, but it looked weird and it's decisions like that that make me kinda dislike Keaton's Batman a little bit. Michelle was there looking hot while he was just there looking awkward, I mean there was not much he could do.. but c'mon, that reaction just looked bizarre.

 

[Whatupman]

I just think that scene could've gone without him licking his own lips. Maybe that's a logical reaction, idk, but it looked weird and it's decisions like that that make me kinda dislike Keaton's Batman a little bit. Michelle was there looking hot while he was just there looking awkward, I mean there was not much he could do.. but c'mon, that reaction just looked bizarre.

But I'm going to be fair and point out that Bale also came across as really ****ing awkward around Catwoman. There was Anne, walking by his side, looking hot and pretty, and then there was Bale, with his mouth wide open, talking in his throat cancer voice.

So they both looked ridiculous next to their hot partners.

I'm sorry, but that is honestly one of the weirdest things I've read on this site. You disliked Keaton a little because he licked his own lips after Catwoman licked them? Come on now, you have to realize how weird, and also hilarious, that comment is.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Once again, I have no idea what Invader Joker is taking about.

 

[Invader Joker]

I'm sorry, but that is honestly one of the weirdest things I've read on this site. You disliked Keaton a little because he licked his own lips after Catwoman licked them? Come on now, you have to realize how weird, and also hilarious, that comment is.

I thought he just looked weird. That's all.

 

[Captain Tired]

Okay well no one else thinks so.

I for one hope Pattinson's Batman will lick his lips at the sight of a Snickers bar.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Pattinson's Batman better only drink Diet Coke.

 

[Zorro]

 

[TheGuy]

Sometimes i wonder what WB were doing with this film. Scenes like this shouldn't of been deleted. Val delivers in this scene. yes the massive Bat is abit fantastical but this scene was key to what Bruce and Batman's duality was about.

#ReleaseTheForeverCut

 

[Deck Rickard]

God those WB and Coke commercials take me back to a simpler time, when Jack Nicholson was making money off of every piece of Batman crap that you would buy.

 

[flickchick85]

The Batman ones are nice, but this remains my go-to nostalgia Diet Coke commercial:

 

[Kane52630]

 

[flickchick85]

Heh, I still have one of those mugs they were giving out.

 

[Zorro]

Mcdonalds had the best bat goods for Batman Returns, Batman The Animated Series and Batman Forever

 

[Sawyer]

Stuff like this just makes me miss when there were WB Stores.

 

[Zorro]

Damn I miss the WB store at my local mall when I was growing up! It was always a must go to store for me

 

[Deck Rickard]

Anyone remember Suncoast? I think that’s what it was called. I used to get so much Batman movie junk from there. I think I still have a Batman Returns figure I got there stored away somewhere.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Suncoast still exists. At least in New Jersey.

 

[C. Lee]

Don't know if Pattinson will be good or bad as Barman.....but all the hubabaloo makes me think of this -

Spoiler

 

[Invader Joker]

Don't know if Pattinson will be good or bad as Barman.....but all the hubabaloo makes me think of this -

Spoiler

All I can think of is how even they knew when ""their"" Batman movie was going to shoot and we don't know when ""ours"" is going to shoot even though we now have the internet.

 

[Invader Joker]

Robert's Brazilian Jiu Jitsu trainer just shared this. Does anyone know portuguese to understand what the video says?

 

[B]

Robert Pattinson apparently hopes that The Batman doesn't ignite a Twilight like fandom..

Sorry to tell you bro but it's going to be more & probably worse. Instead of women, predominantly teenage girls however it's going to be mostly grown men that shower once a week if you're lucky & have neckbeards.

 

[TheSmoothKnight]

Robert Pattinson is ‘eager to get started’ on new Batman movie