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Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/1830110/robogeisha_2009s_most_insane_trailer
RoboGeisha: 2009's Most Insane Trailer?
Transforming Japanese schlock-bot teaser is like two fried shrimp daggers to the eye
by Luke Goodsell | July 01, 2009

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It's lucky the Academy Awards have expanded their Best Picture Nominee category to 10 because here comes next year's first entry. RoboGeisha, Noboru Iguchi's delicate meditation on feminism in Japan, is your typical awards-baiting costume melodrama: Geisha assassins who kill adversaries with deadly swords and chainsaws sprouting from their mouths, transform into tanks, have machine-gun busts, katana-sword hips and... use shrimp tempura daggers to take out the eyes of villains. And that's just the half of it -- we can't quite describe certain other elements here, so be warned: this isn't PG-13 material.

On a side note, who is this gravelly genius doing the voice-over -- and can he be the new Don LaFontaine?
"Geisha is... robot."

The trailer:

http://www.fliqz.com/aspx/permalink.aspx?vid=765ce58525ea4c07a85e8aa00e399563
 
Wow. Looks incredibly bad, like Troma level crap-ola
 
What the hell is going on with the voice over.
 
That is the most ******ed thing I've ever seen.
 
The trailer should have been funny to me, but it just ended up creeping me the **** out.
 

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