Robtology1979 : The astonishingly true tales of a drunk!

[K.B.]

One of my buddy's, Rob, is known for getting insanly drunk and having the strangest, and funniest, stories happen. This is a link to his blog which chronicles his jouneys. It is definatly worth checking out.....

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...yToken=c4c0d660-5fb8-4539-9d14-94885d506d28ML

Enjoy folks!

 

[nosebleed.]

for those of you who don't know what batman drunk is it is when i get soooo drunk that i think im a superhero or something and think im invinceable...also i have worn a batman mask and tried to fight crime in the past but usually ended up causing them rather than stopping them....

man...that picture is priceless.

beat me like they beat jesus

 

[Mr. Credible]

batman drunk?

that's awesome, and i'm stealing it.

 

[K.B.]

And if the photo of his back in the stripper story wasn't enough, he has 3 videos up on his page too. Rob vs. the broom pt 1+2 and Stephan Hawking moonwalk....which, just cannot be described lol.

I too have had many crazy drunk stories (some similer to Robs, and pray you never hear how I started Batman drunk with MY friends) but Robs stories take the cake and smash it into the birthday boys face while he drinks the kids tears in victory.

Also, if you add him, be sure to leave a comment asking him to write about the russians. It's insane what comes spewing out of his mouth.

 

[Hades]

That dude is just too hardcore.

:Keanu Whoa:

 

[K.B.]

He once had to drink his booze from a sippie cup. Only real men can do that!

 

[Mee]

:Keanu Whoa:

 

[Hades]

I was looking for someting like that.

But a Ted one would be far more rightious

 

[Mee]

Find one yourself.

 

[K.B.]

Anyone watch his videos yet?

 

[OverMyHead]

That's hilarious cause none of his blogs has any kudos. Zero to be exact.

What a ****ing alcoholic drunk *****ebag.

 

[K.B.]

And since when does the kudos on myspace mean s--t? Kudos is one of the gayest things on myspace and is not a baromiter on wether or not somethings good. I've seen those fake plastic girls write completely useless trash yet stupid guys give them a million kudos while I write comedy gold and get none. Point......Kudos=meaningless.