1.) He has a skin hat made from Davy Crockett. 2.) He could kill Thanos in less than 2 seconds, but doesn't want to make his team mates look incompetent. 3.) His other gun is even bigger. 4.) He is a personal consultant to Tony Stark on how to be a playboy. 5.) To save humanity, he went back in time to prevent Justin Bieber from becoming a star. 6.) Humans invented garbage cans to give offerings to his raccon bretheren. 7.) His sex appeal and virility caused human women to crave "furries". 9.) His awesomeness has caused the Red Pandas to demand to be renamed Red Raccoons. 10.) It is said, Wolverine wept uncontrollably the first time he glanced upon him.