Ruin that Comic!

[Zoken]

Okay, new game: Ruin a title. either build off what the person before you said, or add a new title to start ruining.

for instance: Runaways--

Assign Bendis to the title. Alex is retconned to have never died, and have psychic powers to have been saving lives all over Los Angels, despite no one having heard of it.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Take any Marvel title...


And put Bendis on it!

BADUM-CHA!

 

[Zoken]

He writes crime noir just fine, I won't insult him THAT much.

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Go with me on this!

 

[Zoken]

I'm not going to Troll, I dropped his name because this is a kind of title he would do poorly on... like Avengers.

 

[iloveclones]

I looked in specifically to predict that it would take less than five posts for people to start making lame Bendis jokes. I win. Get a life.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Bendis Is Teh Gay!!11!!!

 

[Zoken]

Hey, hey! I just think he should stick to what he's actually good at. I"m not bashing him!

 

[Anubis]

Clone Captain America and bring him back with Superman level strength. Written by some guy who used to write for Barney Miller, with art by Rob Leifeld.

 

[PhotoJones]

Clone Captain America and bring him back with Superman level strength. Written by some guy who used to write for Barney Miller, with art by Rob Leifeld.

Yikes.

 

[Anubis]

he said Ruin it.

 

[PhotoJones]

I think I'd have to pick that up. Just to see.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I looked in specifically to predict that it would take less than five posts for people to start making lame Bendis jokes. I win. Get a life.

Welcome to a comic book forum. Get a life.

 

[Nasty-B]

Clone Captain America and bring him back with Superman level strength. Written by some guy who used to write for Barney Miller, with art by Rob Leifeld.

What was wrong with Barney Miller?

 

[Elijya]

Have someone who posts on a forum that "I could write that book better!" actually write the book.

That would be hysterical.

 

[Zoken]

Black Panther: Have Black Panther grapple with a cosmic level being as if he were their physical equal... oh, whoops.

 

[Sloth7d]

Have JMS write Captain America. Have Captain American be retconned under an evil American god origin and then be eaten by said god in a dream sequence when coming back to life. Infact, George Bush should be the evil god who eats him.

 

[Sloth7d]

Black Panther: Have Black Panther grapple with a cosmic level being as if he were their physical equal... oh, whoops.

Or give him a sidekick named the KluKluxKid.

 

[Elijya]

on the somethingawful comic forums, there's a thread entitled "Ruin the moment" that has produced gems like this:

 

[WOLVERINE25TH]

Yeesh, excuse me fer makin' a joke. I'll make a legitimate contribution tomorrow when I'm more awake.

 

[Joker]

on the somethingawful comic forums, there's a thread entitled "Ruin the moment" that has produced gems like this:

do you have the link to that? I used to have it bookmarked but lost it a while back

 

[Elijya]

do you have the link to that? I used to have it bookmarked but lost it a while back

Here it is, it's 19 pages and a year old, a lot of the early posts have pictures with broken links
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1877267

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Welcome to a comic book forum. Get a life.

Bwahaha! ZING! Best post ever.

 

[iloveclones]

Welcome to a comic book forum. Get a life.

Ah, yes, the "It's a comic forum, so I can act as second-grade as I like" excuse. Classic.

 

[Darthphere]

Ah, yes, the "It's a comic forum, so I can act as second-grade as I like" excuse. Classic.

Pretty much.