Rules for kids about being adults

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  1. Morg Super Moderator

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    or maybe I did something right? :hyper:
     
  2. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Actually, what many men (and even women) don't know is that regardless of whether the girl still has an intact hymen, it's gonna hurt.
     
  3. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Ok, then I give credit to her use of the good old Silver Bullet before Morg came around. :oldrazz:
     
  4. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Heh, I'm not gonna argue with you, I just wouldn't go around telling people that it didn't hurt when you took a girl's virginity, because it doesn't sound good lol. She may just naturally be more "loose" (and no, I don't mean she has a huge vagina lol); there are a few girls that it just doesn't hurt for, for a variety of reasons.

    14 inch *****s FTW? :ninja:
     
  5. Morg Super Moderator

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    It hurt a bit but she didn't mind doing it again and again

    Now excuse me, I'm off to do some things
     
  6. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    No daughter of mine...! :cmad:
     
  7. Morg Super Moderator

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    She doesn't use them, she hates *****s.
     
  8. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    *backpeddling*
     
  9. BRUTAL Registered

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    So Morg is a virgin.
     
  10. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    2nd base.
     
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    Still a virgin.
     
  12. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Under the shirt but only over the bra.
     
  13. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Oh my! His virgin ears! :wow:
     
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    Right, I know what 2nd base is. But you could grab all the boobs you want, you've still penetrated nothing.
     
  15. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Just specifying. Technically that's not even 2nd base.

    *embarassed*
     
  16. BRUTAL Registered

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    I thought you said under the bra... :(

    I'm just not into reading today
     
  17. triplefive Registered

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    ok, so 1) the hymen has nothing to do with pain. what is painful is having a small cavity stretched to fit something, and then the skin irritation that comes with the thrusting.

    2) i'm in a long distance relationship so i go weeks at a time without having sex and every "first time" after that hurts like the real first time, at least for the first few minutes.

    as pickles said, maybe morg's girl had a loose vag, but there's just no way that she didn't feel any pain (though i suppose morg backtracked and said it hurt a bit).
     
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    Goddamn, I'm glad I'm a guy. Can you imagine jacking off for the first time and you start bleeding?
     
  19. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    That's probably a sign of a serious problem. :csad: :huh:
     
  20. Morg Super Moderator

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    Really? Explain that to my kid :oldrazz:
     
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    "Morg Jr., sometimes Mommy needs to feel things that Daddy can't give her."
     
  22. Morg Super Moderator

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    sorry charlie, try again :oldrazz:
     
  23. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up. No sir. Not I, not me, so there!:mad:
     
  25. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Wanna go live in Neverland with me?
     

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