Russia developing a gun that turns people into zombies

[Duke]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technol...turns-people-zombies-seriously-232522297.html

It seems that the people who have wanted a zombie apocalypse just might their wish.

 

[The Squirrel]

... or not.

 

[Duke]

Well, it's a kind of start....but the question is why would people want to invent such a device?

 

[The Squirrel]

It's just a step up from a stun gun.

 

[Victarion]

Does it render a person a decaying, flesheating wreck or simply leave them a bit stunned and brain-dead.

Give me a tldr version.

 

[Lily Adler]

Well, okay then.

 

[Wolfwood]

Does it render a person a decaying, flesheating wreck or simply leave them a bit stunned and brain-dead.

Give me a tldr version.

It sounds like it attacks their nervous system and makes them kind of brain-dead. Although the defense minister says this:

"when it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a frying pan."

So I think they've got some kinks to work out.

 

[Spider-Who?]

The US has a very similar weapon. It's pretty much focused microwaves that make people feel like they're on fire, though there is no actual physical harm.

 

[enterthemadness]

I read about this on Mark Dice's Facebook Page. Once again he got cocky saying "this was in my book last year" No ****. Dice is a cool conspiracy theorist btw...kinda a deuce at times though.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

He's a "deuce"? So he's a French two?

 

[enterthemadness]

He's a "deuce"? So he's a French two?

Yes lol

 

[terry78]

Where does the zombie part come in? Granted, I wouldn't mind waving this gun around as a "this could happen to you" kinda thing, but my army of the undead is already slow to the race as it is.

 

[Paroxysm]

Does it render a person a decaying, flesheating wreck or simply leave them a bit stunned and brain-dead.

krokodil does.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This thread does.

Sorry, Duke. Don't really mean it. Just see one of these "zombie apocalypse is here!" threads once a week. Until I see an actual person rise out of the grave in a catatonic state and start devouring a living person, there is still no zombie apocalypse on the horizon.

 

[Mindreaper21]

There's already a device that turns people into zombies. It's called the "internet".

Spoiler

Awwe, I wanted to bust some flesh-eating zombie skulls. I already know the rules to Zombieland. t:

 

[Paroxysm]

Look up "Krokodil" on google. It's a popular drug in Russia that actually turns people into rotting zombies.

I'll warn you now though, it's graphic.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Look up "Krokodil" on google. It's a popular drug in Russia that actually turns people into rotting zombies.

I'll warn you now though, it's graphic.

I'll never forget those months I was in Russia.

Krokodil is a frightening drug.

 

[SWAT]

The media use the word "zombie" to loosely. If the next zombie article doesn't include the words "flesh eating" or "remove the head or destroy the brain" I'm not giving a flying f**k.

 

[DV8]

another Zombie Apocalypse false alarm thread? UGH!