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Say, one day you're coming home from work. Work was hard today. You manager yelled at you and told you that you screw up one more time, you're fired. You half listened cause you were tired, which is normal for you lately.

Anyways, you get to your house, but it is blocked off by a police baracade. Apparently, some obsessed comic book fan, dressed as the Green Goblin, killed your wife and child, rather brutally. For days, you can't sleep. Every moment of your life only amplifies the inner pain you are experiencing.

A few months later, you tirelessly try to fall asleep. Suddenly, the room starts to change to blackness. You try to run, but the darkness consumes all around you, until there is nothing. Alone in this void you sit and think for several mintues. You think to yourself this must be a dream. Suddenly, you hear a voice saying "Welcome." You look all around for the source of this noise. You turn around, and see a normal looking man. Nothing particularly stands out about him.

"Who are you?" You ask in a nervous tone.

"My name is Jerry. I am the lord of time itself."

"The lord of time itself?" You ask. You know you're dreaming now.

"Yes. You see, it is my job to balance the stream of time."

"Why am I here?" You ask, feeling foolish.

"Cause I was never good at my job."

You ask for proof, and he discusses you entire life to the T. You are now convinced he is legit.

"What do you want?" You ask curiously.

"I come to you with a proposition. While I know all about your life and the rather grusome details of your family's murder, I also know of the man whom killed your family. I am giving you a chance to undo that event."

"I get to kill that man before it happend?"

"You misunderstand. Where is the fun in that?" He hands you a hammer.

"What's this for?"

"Your mission, _________, is to go back in time, and kill your childhood idol Stan Lee, before he creates his characters at Marvel, with this hammer, and it must be with this hammer."

"Why the hammer?"

"Because it won't be quick, painless, or unpersonal. Without his creations, that man never comes to your house, or kills your family. But know this, you also deny everyone in the world these creations, and thus taking away their sources of hope in the process."

"Why are you doing this?" You ask, rather conflicted.

"This is when the job is fun" he says with an evil smile on his face.

My question here is, do you do it or not? Is bettering your own life worth taking something special to others away forever? Also, you can't create these characters yourself. Upon abaondoning the task or completing it, you are taken back to your time, and if you do it lose all memory of said Marvel characters.

You choose!
 
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I would do it. Stan Lee is annoying and I'd just stay back then and create the characters myself. I'd also stop Sam Raimi from making the Spider-man movies and make him make a Xena movie instead. :o
 
I would do it. Stan Lee is annoying and I'd just stay back then and create the characters myself. I'd also stop Sam Raimi from making the Spider-man movies and make him make a Xena movie instead. :o

Forgot to state this, you can't. Upon his death or your abandonment of the task, you go back to your correct time. If you do it, none of those creations happen. Ever, and the ones that do are drastically different.
 
i wouldnt do it. i like marvel.

my friend would.
 
Also remember that DC would be different, too. Without Marvel to compete with or give them ideas, DC's universe wouldn't exist exactly as is either.

By removing Stan, many classic stories won't come to pass.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:woot:
 
Then the guy who murdered your family would just dress up as the Joker. Then you'll have to do the same thing over again.
 
No way. Mother always said, two wrongs don't make a right.

Plus, it's Stan. C'mon!
 
Hell yes I would kill Stan to save my family! What f-ked up person would choose someone they didn't know over their family??? Plus, I could then create all of his characters and become a rich old pimp:o
 
Say, one day you're coming home from work. Work was hard today. You manager yelled at you and told you that you screw up one more time, you're fired. You half listened cause you were tired, which is normal for you lately.

Anyways, you get to your house, but it is blocked off by a police baracade. Apparently, some obsessed comic book fan, dressed as the Green Goblin

I stopped reading after this. :o
 
Hell yes I would kill Stan to save my family! What f-ked up person would choose someone they didn't know over their family??? Plus, I could then create all of his characters and become a rich old pimp:o


Stan Lee may have created alot of the marvel characters but other heroes and such would of come along and been created . So basically if you introduced Spider-Man today it might not work out so well.
 
I would tell Jerry he's a sadistic prick, throw the hammer at his ethereal balls, and return to my normal time. Knowing the evil bastard, my family would probably be killed some other way more brutally than before.
 
But without Marvel, is the Joker as popular? Does the comic code ever lose power (during that time, the Joker was used sparingly)? There many factors to consider.
 
Hell yes I would kill Stan to save my family! What f-ked up person would choose someone they didn't know over their family??? Plus, I could then create all of his characters and become a rich old pimp:o

Yeah I'd do it. Create Marvel myself, without the Green Goblin.

You couldn't. Upon completing the mission, you're sent back to your own time, and your memories will alter to fit all changes. You won't have any recollection of Stan Lee's Marvel at all.

This stipulation is in there.
 
Would you sacrifice your wife knowing who you were to save your 100 year old aunt from dying while making a deal with a demon to do this?
 
You couldn't. Upon completing the mission, you're sent back to your own time, and your memories will alter to fit all changes. You won't have any recollection of Stan Lee's Marvel at all.

This stipulation is in there.

Okay, I'd still do it anyway.
 
If you go back and try to fix something it may alter the world and next thing you know it is the end of times.
 
Would you sacrifice your wife knowing who you were to save your 100 year old aunt from dying while making a deal with a demon to do this?

This sounds vaguely familiar...can't put my finger on it though :cwink:
 

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