Search on for missing Ore. Christmas tree cutters

Intelligent, mobile Christmas trees attacked them in the forest and took revenge for decades of wholesale holiday slaughter of trees by humanity.
 
They can't be DOA yet, as they are missing and have yet to arrive.

That said, I can assure you that no member of the mustelid family had anything to do with this. If you disagree, you can consult my lawyer.
 
I meant, how do you think this will turn out.
 
I'm confused, the article says they're safe?

Edit: Oh, the article's been updated just since you posted this. Great news for them, terrible timing for this thread.
 
I'm waiting for the next update saying that they are negotiating for a reality show.
 

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