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Tywin did seem to be quite an intimidating guy. Even as arrogant as Joffrey was....he wouldn't mess with Tywin. I can't help thinking that scene with Tommen going up against the Sparrows would have gone quite a bit differently if it were Tywin.I have a question. Cersei blamed Tyrion for the death of her children and her reasoning was that had he not killed Tywin then their father would have been around and their enemies would have come after the family. Is that true? Would Ellaria not have killed Myrcella if Tywin was around? Would the Faith Militant not arrested her and the Tyrells if Tywin was around?
I think of it like waiting for a movie to get made. Just one big budget movie takes over a year to make usually. They are going to produce 8 or 9 hours of content with special effects, epic battles, etc. It's pretty impressive that they can do all that under 2 years really.I keep wondering why they are waiting so long before the last season. I don't really buy that it's just going to take that long to complete it and think there must be another reason. Maybe they want to wait for the book to come out??? Maybe that's somehow important. I'm wondering if he'll EVER finish the books.
I'm bummed that it's going to be so long of a wait and would like to know why they are really taking so long to finish up. Of course I'll also be bummed when it's all over. Just like Orphan Black. I guess I'm a lost cause.
Not a bad point actually. Poor Mom is an afterthought.I forgot to post earlier as well that I am upset none of the starks ever seem to feel sad or miss Catelyn. Its always about ned ned ned. They could have said I miss him AND MOM when arya and sansa had that scene. Wtf is wrong with them lol
Nope! My post is valid and truthful. Cersei has been betrayed by her hoe brothers I can no longer support Jamie for abandoning his unborn baby.
I forgot to post earlier as well that I am upset none of the starks ever seem to feel sad or miss Catelyn. Its always about ned ned ned. They could have said I miss him AND MOM when arya and sansa had that scene. Wtf is wrong with them lol
Nope! My post is valid and truthful. Cersei has been betrayed by her hoe brothers I can no longer support Jamie for abandoning his unborn baby.
I forgot to post earlier as well that I am upset none of the starks ever seem to feel sad or miss Catelyn. Its always about ned ned ned. They could have said I miss him AND MOM when arya and sansa had that scene. Wtf is wrong with them lol
I don't recall Rickon getting mentioned as well.
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It's those little things such as mourning Rickon et al that would have been greatly assisted by even an extra episode. Nothing flash or expensive required to write scenes where people can act.
D&D didn't need GRRM's assistance to do that, they just needed to be able to write good drama. After 7 years they shouldn't have an issue there as they've shown skill already at inserting their own dramatic pieces to the story.
I haven't read the books, but I'm wondering, will Martin course-correct the remaining books with regards to what's happening on the show, or will he go his own way?
No one working on this show cared about Rickon. His only reason for coming back in season 6 was to get fridged.It's those little things such as mourning Rickon et al that would have been greatly assisted by even an extra episode. Nothing flash or expensive required to write scenes where people can act.
D&D didn't need GRRM's assistance to do that, they just needed to be able to write good drama. After 7 years they shouldn't have an issue there as they've shown skill already at inserting their own dramatic pieces to the story.
Unfortunately Rickon is the forgotten Stark. The most memorable thing about him was getting killed in the Battle of the Bastards.
When the last episode aired I said it was the best one in years, but it seems my remarks were premature. I had no idea the events that took place would all be undermined, with nothing meaningful resulting from it; it was all just an excuse to have a big action sequence, all sound and fury signifying nothing.
I think its safe to say this was the worse season of the show. The last two seasons were severely flawed, but they at least still felt like the old show, albeit at a much reduced level of quality. This was the first finale that left me cold, with no anticipation for whats to come. Im not sure there was a single scene I didnt roll my eyes at. Even the ending at the Wall was unimpressive. For me, the s2 ending with the lone WW was much more menacing and impactful.
A big part of what attracted me to the show in the first place was that it was constantly throwing curveballs. The whole point was that it subverted genre conventions and tropes, and stupidity had dire consequences. So the current version of the show almost feels like a betrayal. Ive been massively letdown by how predictable and rote everything has been for the last couple seasons, but especially s7.
It seems obvious that D&D have lost any interest they had in making quality TV and are basically operating on autopilot. You need look for further for proof of their boredom then the Bran/Sam montage this episode. Thats some of the laziest storytelling Ive ever seen in a (supposedly) respectable piece of entertainment. I just wish they had handed the reins over to someone else that couldve kept the writing at a respectable standard because at this point even the spectacle doesnt do anything for me.
And maybe this is just a problem inherent to the story (especially with the show choosing the Night King as the WW leader), but theres something ultimately unsatisfying about seeing the AoD threat playing out. It was far more interesting when played in the shadows, without such a blatant visual presentation. The power of the death was depicted perfectly in Hardhome, a mixture of horror and awe. Seeing an army of slow moving guys in makeup with a CGI dragon taking down a CGI wall just seems so passé. But, maybe its just the Ds poor storytelling skills and the books will do it better. Just sucks well never see the WW threat done justice visually.
Ive put all of my specific issues in spoilers, since theres a lot of them and I didnt want to flood the thread with text:
Wasn't Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied trapped at Chastely Rock? Howd they manage to escape and travel a thousand miles on foot? Why would Cersei and Euron allow them to leave CR without attacking them?
Could we not go an episode without the Ds mistaking cock jokes and profanity for mature writing?
How does it make sense that Bronn would side with Cersei over the queen with dragons, Dothraki, Unsullied and the North on her side?
Just visually, Danys entrance on Drogon was lessened by the fact she already did the same thing at least twice this season, once even to an ally.
Im supposed to believe that a schemer like Varys had absolutely nothing to say at the Dragonpit? At the very least, shouldnt Qyburn or Cersei say something about their traitorous former small council member?
Im not quite sure what Cersei was asking of Jon. That he wouldnt attack her while they were allies fighting the White Walkers? Or that he would never move against her ever, even if they won the Great War? If its the former, why would he do that if they are allies? If its the latter, how could she remotely expect him to agree to that? And why would she attempt to negotiate with him since she sees him as a traitor that stole a third of her kingdom?
I have to say, the small little Hollywood moments of the episode really irritated me. The Hound knocking on the wights box (to remind viewers that somehow forgot about it from last episode), the wight not moving or making any noise until it was dumped out. Im sure there were others, but the point is its inconsistent with the realistic and non-tropey world that was established in the first few seasons. Characters shouldnt react like they know theyre on a TV show. Real life usually isnt very dramatic or exciting, its often quite mundane and awkward. I can forgive high drama for the big twists or action scenes, but for something low-key and small like this just rubs me the wrong way.
What the hell was the wight hunt even for? How could any of the characters think that it would actually pay off? Why are they trying to get Cersei on their side anyways? What possible use would she be against the WW? Why didnt Dany simply kill Cersei and Euron at the Dragonpit and take over Kings Landing? So losing Thoros and Viserion was for literally nothing, and was only contrived into existence so that the Night King could get a dragon.
Cerseis hunch that something happened to the third dragon was quite a leap. As Jaime said, it could be off guarding something or even hunting for food. The fact that Cersei is the only one with any brains left who can accurately predict what people will do sickens me. Okay D&D, we get it, shes your favorite. But did you have to make everyone else morons in the process? Couldnt anyone see that Cersei would never agree to a truce? The fact that its almost certain her role in the books wont be anything similar to this just compounds my frustration. Cersei shouldve died this episode. Why are they stringing out such a boring (but yes, well acted) character so long? And why is it that shes the craziest person on the show but somehow still able to scheme and manipulate people so perfectly? Why isnt Kings Landing in open revolt?
Littlefingers comeuppance was so predictable and boring. As I said when the Arya v Sansa scenes started, there was no secret plan. They really were at each others throats, it wasnt an act for LFs benefit to lure him in. It saddens me to see such a mastermind reduced to this (the person responsible for the setting off the Stark/Lannister conflict in the first place), but honestly Im just glad to see him go. The characters been useless since he killed Lysa. And shouldnt Royce have a problem with Sansa sitting on her murder for so long? Why is it okay that she kept it from him and lied to his face? Sansa also comes off very stupid, that it took her until her conversation with Littlefinger THIS EPISODE to finally realize what he was after and how he was attempting to manipulate her.
Im not sure which Tyrion I dislike more. The one that tries to teach Missandai and Grey Worm how to make jokes or the one that cant strategize and instead pouts and constantly glowers disapprovingly. As with so many other characters, theres nothing interesting or likable about him anymore. I also was not a fan of Jons forgiveness. He may not have killed Bran or Rickon, but he betrayed Robb, sacked Winterfell, killed Ser Rodrick, caused Maester Luwins death, murdered two innocent young boys and allowed Sansa to be repeatedly raped and abused. Killing Ramseys girlfriend and helping Sansa escape doesnt make up for all of his wrongs, and at the very least it isnt Jons place to forgive him.
Ever since season 4 Theons done almost nothing of note. Its bad enough that his Bolton arc was stolen by Sansa, but in place of that the Ds have given him nothing interesting to do. Like Tyrion, they shouldve just pulled a direwolf and killed him off. And the ball-less gag during the fight was just dumb. Getting hit there, even without a dick and/or balls would still hurt. Schoolyard level writing.
Why do they insist in putting off the conflict between Jaime and Cersei? Wouldnt it have been more shocking and GoT-like to actually kill Jaime when she threatened him? Who watching this thought there was a chance he wouldnt make it out alive? The fact that it took this long for him to leave her (but still not enough to kill her) sickens me. So much for his redemption arc. Too little too late, about 3 years too late in fact.
I cant stress enough how lazy and frankly terrible the Bran/Sam montage was. It makes it more abundantly clear than ever that Bran is ridiculously overpowered. If he can so easily see past and current events, why hasnt anybody utilized this amazing skill until now? Couldnt Sansa or Arya used this to overcome their catfight? Couldnt they have gotten advice for the wight hunt? Why cant he solve almost any problem the characters face in the future? I also cant understand why Jon was named Aegon when Rhaegar already had a son (who was still alive at the point) with the same name. Seems redundant and silly to me. Its not like hes Walder Frey with a hundred children.
And I have to say, Bran constantly chirping out Im the Three Eyed Raven is as annoying as Danny Rand going Im the Immortal Iron Fist. Especially given the fact that no one knows what the term even means.
Also, just on a sensual level, the Jon/Dany love scene did not live up to the hype. It was very short, and the only nudity was a quick flash of Kits butt? This is probably THE love story of the entire series, and this is all we get? The one time GoT shouldve delivered on the sex and it dropped the ball? The montage aspect with Brans voiceover also killed the mood and any enjoyment that couldve been had. The scene is never allowed to breathe. And I cant understand why Tyrion doesnt approve. He doesnt know theyre related, but even if he did Targaryens are known for it. Even his parents were cousins. Shouldnt he be happy, a political marriage between Dany and the North should be great to solidify their power.
By far the most disappointing single sequence was the destruction of the Wall. I may be the only one, but to me the Night King actually riding on Viserion's back was just too over the top, too cartoonish. Im not sure why I can buy the Nazgul but not this. It just seems to silly, even for me, a dyed in the wool genre fan. Maybe because theres still no saddle and the NK actor isnt doing any acting? They really emasculated the character when they recast. They shouldve brought back Richard Brake after the Bastard Executioner was cancelled.
And a small nitpick, but why were Visions wings in tatters? He was only hit by the spear in a single spot on the neck. Theres no reason for that kind of damaged to have accrued since his death, besides the fact that it looks cool. Also, given the fact that his fire-breathing glands were damaged (and becoming a wight does not induce any sort of healing) how is it hes able to breathe ice fire at all? And logically, Tormund and Beric should be dead, right? They didnt have time to make it down off the wall. And theres no way they were far enough on the other side to have escaped the collapse.
But on the whole, my biggest issue is how perfunctory and uninspired the dialogue is. There was a poetry and elegance to GRRMs writing that the show now clearly lacks. So much of my enjoyment was bound up in the way the characters could turn a phrase. Ive said it before, but it really does feel like a Cliff Notes version of the show, or a bad fanfic. It saddens me that I can regularly predict exactly what a character will say.
*****************Wasn't Grey Worm and the rest of the Unsullied trapped at Chastely Rock? Howd they manage to escape and travel a thousand miles on foot? Why would Cersei and Euron allow them to leave CR without attacking them?
I think Euron kept his men on the ships and didn't bother trying to fight Unsullied on land, so when he torpedoed the Unsullied ships, he just split, mission accomplished.
Could we not go an episode without the Ds mistaking cock jokes and profanity for mature writing?
Yeah, I don't get that either.
How does it make sense that Bronn would side with Cersei over the queen with dragons, Dothraki, Unsullied and the North on her side?
He's probably still holding onto the Kingslayer's promises, and he seems to have softened towards him.
Just visually, Danys entrance on Drogon was lessened by the fact she already did the same thing at least twice this season, once even to an ally.
It was also dumb, since it let Cersei deduce she only had two dragons.
Im supposed to believe that a schemer like Varys had absolutely nothing to say at the Dragonpit? At the very least, shouldnt Qyburn or Cersei say something about their traitorous former small council member?
Varys not speaking up may have been to avoid Qyburn's and Cersei's criticisms. Anyway, Qyburn wouldn't speak out of turn, and Cersei was preoccupied with Dany, the wight, and Jon. Anyway, the higher-ups did most of the talking, so Varys may have felt it wasn't his place.
Im not quite sure what Cersei was asking of Jon. That he wouldnt attack her while they were allies fighting the White Walkers? Or that he would never move against her ever, even if they won the Great War? If its the former, why would he do that if they are allies? If its the latter, how could she remotely expect him to agree to that? And why would she attempt to negotiate with him since she sees him as a traitor that stole a third of her kingdom?
Cersei wanted Jon to stay out of her war against Dany when the Great War is done, essentially asking him to bend the knee to her. Reasonableness isn't Cersei's forte.
I have to say, the small little Hollywood moments of the episode really irritated me. The Hound knocking on the wights box (to remind viewers that somehow forgot about it from last episode), the wight not moving or making any noise until it was dumped out. Im sure there were others, but the point is its inconsistent with the realistic and non-tropey world that was established in the first few seasons. Characters shouldnt react like they know theyre on a TV show. Real life usually isnt very dramatic or exciting, its often quite mundane and awkward. I can forgive high drama for the big twists or action scenes, but for something low-key and small like this just rubs me the wrong way.
I think the Hound wanted to get the wight agitated, but yeah that moment annoyed me too.
What the hell was the wight hunt even for? How could any of the characters think that it would actually pay off? Why are they trying to get Cersei on their side anyways? What possible use would she be against the WW? Why didnt Dany simply kill Cersei and Euron at the Dragonpit and take over Kings Landing? So losing Thoros and Viserion was for literally nothing, and was only contrived into existence so that the Night King could get a dragon.
At the very least, Dany and Jon want to get Cersei off their back so they aren't fighting a two-front war. Cersei would need proof for their claims. I don't think they expected Cersei to march with them till she promised her help, which she did at the end.
Cerseis hunch that something happened to the third dragon was quite a leap. As Jaime said, it could be off guarding something or even hunting for food. The fact that Cersei is the only one with any brains left who can accurately predict what people will do sickens me. Okay D&D, we get it, shes your favorite. But did you have to make everyone else morons in the process? Couldnt anyone see that Cersei would never agree to a truce? The fact that its almost certain her role in the books wont be anything similar to this just compounds my frustration. Cersei shouldve died this episode. Why are they stringing out such a boring (but yes, well acted) character so long? And why is it that shes the craziest person on the show but somehow still able to scheme and manipulate people so perfectly? Why isnt Kings Landing in open revolt?
Headey is arguably the best actor on that show along with Dinklage. They're not letting her go till they absolutely have to. Anyway, who's to take her place as chief villain -- a Night King with no personality or an annoying *****ebag pirate who is better in (very) small doses? The dragon deduction was dumb, but they needed her to think Dany is weakened. The ship's sailed on the show following the books, at least till the end, maybe.
Littlefingers comeuppance was so predictable and boring. As I said when the Arya v Sansa scenes started, there was no secret plan. They really were at each others throats, it wasnt an act for LFs benefit to lure him in. It saddens me to see such a mastermind reduced to this (the person responsible for the setting off the Stark/Lannister conflict in the first place), but honestly Im just glad to see him go. The characters been useless since he killed Lysa. And shouldnt Royce have a problem with Sansa sitting on her murder for so long? Why is it okay that she kept it from him and lied to his face? Sansa also comes off very stupid, that it took her until her conversation with Littlefinger THIS EPISODE to finally realize what he was after and how he was attempting to manipulate her.
That whole subplot was idiotic.
Im not sure which Tyrion I dislike more. The one that tries to teach Missandai and Grey Worm how to make jokes or the one that cant strategize and instead pouts and constantly glowers disapprovingly. As with so many other characters, theres nothing interesting or likable about him anymore. I also was not a fan of Jons forgiveness. He may not have killed Bran or Rickon, but he betrayed Robb, sacked Winterfell, killed Ser Rodrick, caused Maester Luwins death, murdered two innocent young boys and allowed Sansa to be repeatedly raped and abused. Killing Ramseys girlfriend and helping Sansa escape doesnt make up for all of his wrongs, and at the very least it isnt Jons place to forgive him.
Jon said it isn't his place to forgive Theon for all of it. He's letting bygones be bygones, because it's all hands on deck now. The show needed a way to keep Cersei in the game, so it made Tyrion incompetent, but it isn't like Jaimie and Euron shouldn't out-think him in battle anyway.
Ever since season 4 Theons done almost nothing of note. Its bad enough that his Bolton arc was stolen by Sansa, but in place of that the Ds have given him nothing interesting to do. Like Tyrion, they shouldve just pulled a direwolf and killed him off. And the ball-less gag during the fight was just dumb. Getting hit there, even without a dick and/or balls would still hurt. Schoolyard level writing.
Can't argue there.
Why do they insist in putting off the conflict between Jaime and Cersei? Wouldnt it have been more shocking and GoT-like to actually kill Jaime when she threatened him? Who watching this thought there was a chance he wouldnt make it out alive? The fact that it took this long for him to leave her (but still not enough to kill her) sickens me. So much for his redemption arc. Too little too late, about 3 years too late in fact.
They're not getting rid of Jaimie till the end either, probably.
I cant stress enough how lazy and frankly terrible the Bran/Sam montage was. It makes it more abundantly clear than ever that Bran is ridiculously overpowered. If he can so easily see past and current events, why hasnt anybody utilized this amazing skill until now? Couldnt Sansa or Arya used this to overcome their catfight? Couldnt they have gotten advice for the wight hunt? Why cant he solve almost any problem the characters face in the future? I also cant understand why Jon was named Aegon when Rhaegar already had a son (who was still alive at the point) with the same name. Seems redundant and silly to me. Its not like hes Walder Frey with a hundred children.
Bran is still learning to control his power. He only saw the marriage when Sam told him about the annulment.
And I have to say, Bran constantly chirping out Im the Three Eyed Raven is as annoying as Danny Rand going Im the Immortal Iron Fist. Especially given the fact that no one knows what the term even means.
Also, just on a sensual level, the Jon/Dany love scene did not live up to the hype. It was very short, and the only nudity was a quick flash of Kits butt? This is probably THE love story of the entire series, and this is all we get? The one time GoT shouldve delivered on the sex and it dropped the ball? The montage aspect with Brans voiceover also killed the mood and any enjoyment that couldve been had. The scene is never allowed to breathe. And I cant understand why Tyrion doesnt approve. He doesnt know theyre related, but even if he did Targaryens are known for it. Even his parents were cousins. Shouldnt he be happy, a political marriage between Dany and the North should be great to solidify their power.
I didn't get what Tyrion's problem was, but Clarke's long been done with extensive nudity on the show, and it's not like she and Harrington have a ton of chemistry anyway. Sex isn't always like that, of course, so this may be a deliberate subversion.
By far the most disappointing single sequence was the destruction of the Wall. I may be the only one, but to me the Night King actually riding on Viserion's back was just too over the top, too cartoonish. Im not sure why I can buy the Nazgul but not this. It just seems to silly, even for me, a dyed in the wool genre fan. Maybe because theres still no saddle and the NK actor isnt doing any acting? They really emasculated the character when they recast. They shouldve brought back Richard Brake after the Bastard Executioner was cancelled.
Eh, it was okay.
And a small nitpick, but why were Visions wings in tatters? He was only hit by the spear in a single spot on the neck. Theres no reason for that kind of damaged to have accrued since his death, besides the fact that it looks cool. Also, given the fact that his fire-breathing glands were damaged (and becoming a wight does not induce any sort of healing) how is it hes able to breathe ice fire at all? And logically, Tormund and Beric should be dead, right? They didnt have time to make it down off the wall. And theres no way they were far enough on the other side to have escaped the collapse.
Maybe Tormund and Beric are dead (though I doubt it, at least Tormund). Maybe being undead f-ed up Viserion's wings.
But on the whole, my biggest issue is how perfunctory and uninspired the dialogue is. There was a poetry and elegance to GRRMs writing that the show now clearly lacks. So much of my enjoyment was bound up in the way the characters could turn a phrase. Ive said it before, but it really does feel like a Cliff Notes version of the show, or a bad fanfic. It saddens me that I can regularly predict exactly what a character will say.
Yeah, well D&D aren't GRRM, and Martin's not writing for the show anymore. That's just the way it is.