Shark killed in lawyer attack.

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  1. Fran Banned User

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    Oops, I mean lawyer killed in shark attack. :o


     
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  3. Fran Banned User

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    There is humor in tragedy. :csad:

    I couldn't help but laugh.
     
  4. Carcharodon Registered

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    NOM NOM NOM! :cmad:

    If the shark hit bone, there's a chance tooth fragments were left behind. It's possible to identify a shark via tooth-fragment analysis.

    Basically, the crystalline, "allignment," that makes up the primary tooth structure is more or less unique between shark species. It's been used with success before.

    ...
     
  5. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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    "Shark killed in lawyer attack" :funny:
     
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    :eek: KILL THAT DAMN LAWYER!!!
     
  7. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Let's see....they chummed the water in an area where aggressive sharks are known to frequent and then sent down "tourists" in scuba gear without a protective cage and someone, somewhere is surprised that one of them got bitten. :dry: Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is known as Natural Selection.

    jag
     
  8. Fran Banned User

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    That is the most ******ed thing I've heard of.
     
  9. demento Registered

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    I saw Super Dave do this years ago.
     
  10. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Yeap, he deserved it:o

    Their next tour will be a 'hands on' experience with mama grizzly bears in their natural environment.
     
  11. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Humor = Fail
    Shark = Victory
     
  12. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    [​IMG]
    "Your objection to my eating you is OVERRULED!"
     
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    Actually, given the area of the attack and the nature of the dive, the attack was most likely perpetrated by a more common, medium-sized carcharhinid shark than a large lamnid (like a great white).
     
  14. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Whow would have thought that the guy with the shark username would come in here.....................................
     
  15. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Lawl. :woot:
     
  17. Carcharodon Registered

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    Yeah, true story.

    I'm sorry, all I heard was, "Blah blah blah, my username sucks. I'm going to listen to Good Charlotte and cut myself." :yay:
     
  18. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    :huh:
     
  19. Fran Banned User

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    :o.
     
  20. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Better copyright that. Futurama may steal that line if they ever feature talking sharks as judges.
     
  21. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Fran + Quote = Fail
     
  22. DV8 Band Loser

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    how does that lawyer/shark joke go anyway?
     
  23. Fran Banned User

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    Your quotes used to contradict yourself = :ss:
     
  24. Fran Banned User

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    Not sure, but I've always known that lawyers are nicknamed sharks because they're just as ruthless. And have very white teeth.

    :ss:
     
  25. Showtime Your Friend In Time

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    Fran = Confusing
     

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