Shark killed in lawyer attack.

[Fran]

Oops, I mean lawyer killed in shark attack.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - There was blood in the water before an Austrian tourist was fatally bitten by a shark off Florida's coast.
Bloody fish parts were scattered to attract the predators during a commercial dive, yesterday. The U.S. Coast Guard says 49-year-old Markus Groh was bitten on the leg. The Vienna lawyer died today at the hospital.
On its Web site, the company running the dive says it offers "face to face" meetings with sharks. It says it chums waters and that the divers are not sent down in cages, instead they have "open water experiences."
Police are investigating the attack. The shark swam away before anyone could tell what species it was.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Wow.

 

[Fran]

There is humor in tragedy.

I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[Carcharodon]

Oops, I mean lawyer killed in shark attack.


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NOM NOM NOM!

If the shark hit bone, there's a chance tooth fragments were left behind. It's possible to identify a shark via tooth-fragment analysis.

Basically, the crystalline, "allignment," that makes up the primary tooth structure is more or less unique between shark species. It's been used with success before.

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[Captain Planet!]

"Shark killed in lawyer attack"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

KILL THAT DAMN LAWYER!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Let's see....they chummed the water in an area where aggressive sharks are known to frequent and then sent down "tourists" in scuba gear without a protective cage and someone, somewhere is surprised that one of them got bitten. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is known as Natural Selection.

jag

 

[Fran]

That is the most ******ed thing I've heard of.

 

[demento]

I saw Super Dave do this years ago.

 

[chaseter]

Let's see....they chummed the water in an area where aggressive sharks are known to frequent and then sent down "tourists" in scuba gear without a protective cage and someone, somewhere is surprised that one of them got bitten. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what is known as Natural Selection.

jag

Yeap, he deserved it

Their next tour will be a 'hands on' experience with mama grizzly bears in their natural environment.

 

[Showtime]

Humor = Fail
Shark = Victory

 

[Immortalfire]

"Your objection to my eating you is OVERRULED!"

 

[Carcharodon]

Actually, given the area of the attack and the nature of the dive, the attack was most likely perpetrated by a more common, medium-sized carcharhinid shark than a large lamnid (like a great white).

 

[chaseter]

Whow would have thought that the guy with the shark username would come in here.....................................

 

[Immortalfire]

Uh huh.

 

[Carcharodon]

"Your objection to my eating you is OVERRULED!"

Lawl. t:

 

[Carcharodon]

Uh huh.

Yeah, true story.

Whow would have thought that the guy with the shark username would come in here.....................................

I'm sorry, all I heard was, "Blah blah blah, my username sucks. I'm going to listen to Good Charlotte and cut myself."

 

[Showtime]

Actually, given the area of the attack and the nature of the dive, the attack was most likely perpetrated by a more common, medium-sized carcharhinid shark than a large lamnid (like a great white).

Originally Posted By The Shark Whisperer
It wasn't the sharks fault, the lawyer was giving off negative energy and wasn't being the pack leader.

 

[Fran]

Humor = Fail

.

 

[terry78]

"Your objection to my eating you is OVERRULED!"

Better copyright that. Futurama may steal that line if they ever feature talking sharks as judges.

 

[Showtime]

.

Fran + Quote = Fail

 

[DV8]

how does that lawyer/shark joke go anyway?

 

[Fran]

Fran + Quote = Fail

Your quotes used to contradict yourself =

 

[Fran]

how does that lawyer/shark joke go anyway?

Not sure, but I've always known that lawyers are nicknamed sharks because they're just as ruthless. And have very white teeth.

 

[Showtime]

Your quotes used to contradict yourself =

Fran = Confusing