Shed of Death, aka Holy crap Bored just can't win

[bored]

Hello, Hypesters. I have a bit of a conundrum I thought I'd run across all of you random people who I've never actually met. In the fall, I'm moving into a house with a few friends. The current residents are also friends of mine. The rent is a bit high, but we were trying to get a few more people to move in with us, which we've not been able to do (it would have spread the rent out a bit more). So today, while trying to figure out how to get two more people to move in with us, which is hard as it is, I got a call from somebody who lives there now. There's a shed in the backyard which has not been used in many years. There apparently was a bad smell coming from said shed recently, and when somebody investigated, guess what they found? A corpse. A dead ****ing body.

Now not only do I have to fill those last two spots on the lease, but I have to talk one of the people who was going to move in out of leaving, AND I have to get in touch with the ever-elusive landlord to have the shed torn down once the police are done with it.

Ever just had one of those days? What should bored do?

 

[DOG LIPS]

bored should get drunk and have panda secks.

 

[Speedball]

Hello, Hypesters. I have a bit of a conundrum I thought I'd run across all of you random people who I've never actually met. In the fall, I'm moving into a house with a few friends. The current residents are also friends of mine. The rent is a bit high, but we were trying to get a few more people to move in with us, which we've not been able to do (it would have spread the rent out a bit more). So today, while trying to figure out how to get two more people to move in with us, which is hard as it is, I got a call from somebody who lives there now. There's a shed in the backyard which has not been used in many years. There apparently was a bad smell coming from said shed recently, and when somebody investigated, guess what they found? A corpse. A dead ****ing body.

Now not only do I have to fill those last two spots on the lease, but I have to talk one of the people who was going to move in out of leaving, AND I have to get in touch with the ever-elusive landlord to have the shed torn down once the police are done with it.

Ever just had one of those days? What should bored do?

Well...How did the dead body get there? And who was the dead person?

 

[bored]

You say that about everything, Dog Lips.

 

[bored]

Well...How did the dead body get there? And who was the dead person?

A guy snuck in some night and hung himself is my understanding. The body hasn't been identified.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You say that about everything, Dog Lips.

And it works 9 out of 10 times!

 

[Speedball]

A guy snuck in some night and hung himself is my understanding. The body hasn't been identified.

As long as it's not a murder, then I'd move in. But you don't live in Harrisonburg, VA, so....

Anyway...Try to get the guy to stay, and have the shed taken down. As long as it's not a murder, then I think people may be okay with it, I know I would. At least it wasn't inside the house.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Hello, Hypesters. I have a bit of a conundrum I thought I'd run across all of you random people who I've never actually met. In the fall, I'm moving into a house with a few friends. The current residents are also friends of mine. The rent is a bit high, but we were trying to get a few more people to move in with us, which we've not been able to do (it would have spread the rent out a bit more). So today, while trying to figure out how to get two more people to move in with us, which is hard as it is, I got a call from somebody who lives there now. There's a shed in the backyard which has not been used in many years. There apparently was a bad smell coming from said shed recently, and when somebody investigated, guess what they found? A corpse. A dead ****ing body.

Now not only do I have to fill those last two spots on the lease, but I have to talk one of the people who was going to move in out of leaving, AND I have to get in touch with the ever-elusive landlord to have the shed torn down once the police are done with it.

Ever just had one of those days? What should bored do?

Dude, that's awesome. Get more suckers to move in, and months later, during some drinks in the backyard nonchalantly say: "Yeah, someone died over there."

 

[Majik1387]

Also, excorcise the area the guy killed him self in.

 

[enterthemadness]

Bored, if I had a job, and lived near you...I would move in. But...I don't.

Good luck on finding a roomie.

 

[tzarinna]

What's up with the landlord?
I hope you find some new folks to fill in, good luck.
Let us know what happens.

 

[Halcohol]

Dude, that's awesome. Get more suckers to move in, and months later, during some drinks in the backyard nonchalantly say: "Yeah, someone died over there."

And be sure to get the reactions on video tape so that I can laugh and laugh and laugh...

 

[PhotoJones]

I made a thread about dealing with dead bodies not too long ago....

 

[bored]

The body the cops can handle. So far, they think it's a homeless person.

 

[bored]

What's up with the landlord?
I hope you find some new folks to fill in, good luck.
Let us know what happens.

I'm going to basically make him tear the shed down, and hopefully drop the rent (property should be depreciated by this).

 

[Halcohol]

The body the cops can handle. So far, they think it's a homeless person.

You should call Miss Cleo and ask her what she thinks.

 

[Kmack]

Mysterious dead corpse in the back shed? I think it's time to look for another house

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I can never friggin' tell on this message board if anyone is serious or not!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Has the guy who wants to move out signed a lease, have you signed a lease? If none of you have, don't and move, if all of you have, try to get out of it, finding a dead guy in the shed would be enough I'd think. If you can't get out of it, find out where the body is buried, salt and burn the remains so he doesn't come back (Supernatural style!) all should be good then.

 

[Badger]

Holy ****, Bored!! Was this in Lawrence?

 

[bored]

Oy, yes. www.ljworld.com

Look down a few stories.

Also, we've all signed the lease.

 

[ledfloyd92]

Wait, you found a dead guy in your shed and you're still going to move in? Sounds like a bad omen to me dude. If I were you I'd drop the house and run like hell.

 

[nosebleed.]

This thread is like an M. Knight Shyamalan movie. Its boring at first and then...*POW*...the ending hits you and you're thinking its not so bad

 

[uchiha_itachi]

Mysterious dead corpse in the back shed? I think it's time to look for another house

i have to agree with this. i mean thats just to ****ed up to think that were you lived there was a dead guy in your back garden.. definitly look for another place.

 

[Badger]

Bored, did they figure out who the dead quy was?