SHH Hoedown!

[Drakon]

Taking a page from Whose Line here.

Make a hoedown regarding SHH!, with the help of Laura Hall.

Here's one to start it off

I like all of my friends on the Superhero Hype!
We post there every day, be it morning, noon, or night!
One of the best moments there that I still enjoy
Was finding out that Aunt Petunia really was a boy!

 

[Babs Gordon]

Ohhhhh the posters they give lots of $hit
To a member they all want to hit
The bite and scathe in every thread
Her name is Holly Goodhead.
Her name is Holly Goodhead.

 

[bored]

I sometimes read fan fiction
Where they excercise bad diction
We all think we're funny
So why don't we have any money?

 

[Knives122]

Will this Hoedown have actual ho's?

 

[Erzengel]

Jonty's Nephew punching him in the face
GAH's ignorance of women all over the place
Kainedamo stalking Vicky and her men
Hooter's Pimp wrote a story about Carmen

 

[Babs Gordon]

see second post?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I sits here and posts with no pants
Hell, I'm buck naked, my fat jiggles a trance
I post with my nipps and wiggle my hips
I'm the mother****in' DOG LIPS!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

When I hit postcount 1,
I thought this would be fun!
Now that post has past,
the rules don't seem to last.
But today I like to spam about things like lamb,
my favorite topic, is those great breasts of Pam!

Those, great, breasts, of, Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

 

[Babs Gordon]

There was a kid named Freddie
Whose posts read like spaghetti
He'd oftentimes show up with a new name...

He'd write and write and write
Bad taste did make his posts quite trite
And posters ridiculed him into fame...

The mods grew weary of his style
And banned him to the banning pile
But everytime he comes back it's the saaaame.

 

[Kaboom]

Now read us posters' stupid tripe
All morning, day, evening and night,
After all this time let it be known
that all we do is b*tch and moan.

 

[bored]

We're all crazy, every woman and man
So guess who was the latest to be banned?
Another name is put to bed
That's right, it was Holly Goodhead!

 

[Ben Urich]

There is a poster here who lacks class and tact
He pays for sex because the opposite sex he can't attract
Once you meet him you'll want to leave in a hurry
That's right, folks, his name is blind_fury!

 

[enterthemadness]

I wish I was a mod, I would be really good.
But the mods won't make me one.
When I finally asked why the hell why.
They said I would go crazy with power.

He will go crazy with pooower.

 

[Drakon]

Some of you seem to not be familiar with the hoedown. It's supposed to be a short song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMhL23Wif4&mode=related&search=

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I come here for my problems
and I know you wanna hear
that I cannot get laid you see
and it's these problems that I fear

You see I've tried too many things
like stalk, dry hump and get laid
one day I signed this little form
accidentally now I'm gay!

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Some of you seem to not be familiar with the hoedown. It's supposed to be a short song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMhL23Wif4&mode=related&search=

Perhaps it could be "SHH Hoedown/Raps"?


............................................Or not.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Some of you seem to not be familiar with the hoedown. It's supposed to be a short song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMMhL23Wif4&mode=related&search=

Perhaps it could be "SHH Hoedown/Raps"?


............................................Or not.

 

[Drakon]

haha

I'll ban your asses faster than you can say "Yo, SHH! Raps!"

 

[unstoppable]

*starts to lips sing*



















My battery pack

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I wish I was a mod, I would be really good.
But the mods won't make me one.
When I finally asked why the hell why.
They said I would go crazy with power.

He will go crazy with pooower.

Nice rhyme scheme

 

[enterthemadness]

Nice rhyme scheme

That a joke? That ryhme scheme is about as good as James Bond doing a comedy movie.

 

[jaguarr]

I saw the thread title and was certain that Toven had fallen.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

That a joke? That ryhme scheme is about as good as James Bond doing a comedy movie.

Mmmm....yeah....say, maybe you should just stay away from rhymes and analogies for awhile, mmmmkay? Thaaaaaaanks.


jag

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

That a joke? That ryhme scheme is about as good as James Bond doing a comedy movie.

I never joke

 

[enterthemadness]

Mmmm....yeah....say, maybe you should just stay away from rhymes and analogies for awhile, mmmmkay? Thaaaaaaanks.


jag

never.