SHH Secret Santa '07

[hammy]

I don't. He's mean and scary.

 

[TBadora]

Abaddon brings joy to the hearts of the little children he touches. :heart:

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Ok Better late than never.....Right?

My secret santa was- UNION JAK so to celebrate your britishness heres some hot ladies (and alas one with camel toe) wearing very little.

I looked for ages and thatsall i could find. Merry Christmas Jak.


Now who's my santa?

 

[Badger]

Cupcake, that sucks.

On top of the suckage, he had to wait for the suckage.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Cupcake, that sucks.

On top of the suckage, he had to wait for the suckage.

lol, i know i'm so ****e. i had no idea what to do. An internet gift?? so i looked up women in england tops & Bikinis. poor Jak.


No wonder my school reports often said 'must try harder'

 

[JP]

Thats so sad.

EDIT: The gift, that is.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I know, I know.
Someone gave colouring in pages its not as bad as that. Is it?

 

[Badger]

Since it's late it is completely asstacular.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Since it's late it is completely asstacular.

Fair enough.

That said least he got something my santa has yet to deliver.

Actually if someone just posted some random girls for me that'd be pretty crap.

 

[union_jak]

It's the thought that counts I guess.

You forgot though, didn't you?

 

[Cmill216]

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE. THAT'S WHY IT'S IN BOLD:

Abaddon has informed me that he is heading off to a country somewhere to take care of some secret agenty business, so he will not be with us over the next few days. He's asked that I step in and beat the snot out of a few of you who are, in his words, "S****y Santas".

The following lazy SOBs need to get their e-ish together and send their peoples their gifts. Abaddon has stated that if you fail to give your gift by the 30th, he has something awful planned for your future. Something involving butter, an iron rod, and a copy of US Weekly.

LIST OF SANTA'S WHO NEED TO GET THEIR E-ISH TOGETHER
POWder-man
Fran™
Asteroid-Man
StorminNorman
Secret_Riddle

If you are currently banned and are unable to give your gift publicly, PM your gift to them and let me know.

Abaddon also wants you all to know he loves you, wants to have all of your children, and thanks you all for particpating. Laters. :heart:

The list has been updated. One more day.

 

[Fran]

I already PM'd the gift to them on Christmas day.

 

[Matt Murdock]

You're all bastards.

I'll take SSF's gift.

 

[Abaddon]

And Cmill completely misses my Power Rangers reference. Big sighs all around. Some of you guys could have put a little effort in your gifts. And by that I mean spending a little more than 2 minutes using google image search. TDK...you are just... :wordscannotaccuratelydescribe:


I feel bad for you, Jak because your gift was cool. So here:

Spoiler

Some Catwoman Movie Trailer I Found

and this puzzle, I know you'll enjoy.
http://five.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=2672229&k=3871390

Enjoy.


I believe some of you are still deadbeats, and I hope you diarrhea on yourselves.


Here's the list in order of who was responsible for whom-

Secret_Riddle

Albiceleste

Banky

kevinpenni

eggyman

Badger

SoulManX

Knowsbleed

star_chaser65

The Original bamfer

StorminNorman

Chaseter

Fran™

EL ASESINO

Tbadora

Spider-Man Luvr28

JP

Showtime

Asteroid-Man

Spidey's Super-Fan

POWder-man

The-Dark-Knight

union_jak

Mr. Socko

 

[Cmill216]

And Cmill completely misses my Power Rangers reference.

Oh, you're back?

But we already replaced you with that guy who just wants to have fun.

 

[Abaddon]

No worries, I've taken on a shiny, new, role that involves replacing three guys nobody cares about.

 

[Abaddon]

I won't be around tommorow, so ...

My Secret Santa was: THE ORIGINAL BAMFER!!

Originally I thought, hey, a picture of me winking with a porn groove would be pretty easy to do... But then I decided not to slack off and made you THIS:
Also, apologies in advance for the music. I thought it was funny but turns out its just INCREDIBLY creepy yet I am too lazy to change it.

Spoiler

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Transcript in case parts of it ARE hard to read...

Spoiler

Twas the night before christmas, when all through the hype
Not a user was posting, not even a spamming type.
The Threads were arranged on the page with care,
In hopes that The Original Bamfer soon would be there;
The Posters hands were nestled all tense on the mouse,
While visions of Brett danced in their heads, which had a bad case of louse.
And JP in his mime costume, although I just wore a regular shirt,
Had just settled down for a discussion about Tobey Mcguire's girth.
When on the front page there arose some news,
TOB was here, time to break out the booze!
We didn't talk much lately, but we shared fond memories of fun,
When X-3 was in production and all I would do is go on SHH in a rabid run.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a minature picture of Nightcrawler, and TOB's signature very near,
There was the poster we held so dear.
Since I spent awhile stalking him on the hype,
Let me divulge what I learnt about that lovable tripe!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say nightcrawler is his bro
Kurt can Bamf two and fro
Nightcrawler is also one of my loves,
He can make a dramatic entrance without the use of releasing flying doves.
He seems to enjoy Batman, and so do I!
TOB's proclaimed that Batman is the only DCer who in his mind can fly.
That admirable champ tried to grow a beard once and failed
But he should try again, I bet a beard would help him get nailed.
TOB has announced Natalie Portman is fine,
Hell, I agree, I'm a straight girl and even I'd take her as mine.
To conclude, the message is clear,
Happy christmas to The Original Bamfer, if i could i would mail you eight tiny reindeer!

Hope that worked!
Merry Christmas! XO Allison aka star_chaser65

Brilliant.

 

[Star]

i win

 

[TBadora]

If Abaddon doesn't set me up with Star_Chaser65 next year, I am gonna flip!

 

[union_jak]

And Cmill completely misses my Power Rangers reference. Big sighs all around. Some of you guys could have put a little effort in your gifts. And by that I mean spending a little more than 2 minutes using google image search. TDK...you are just... :wordscannotaccuratelydescribe:


I feel bad for you, Jak because your gift was cool. So here:

Spoiler

Some Catwoman Movie Trailer I Found

and this puzzle, I know you'll enjoy.
http://five.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=2672229&k=3871390

Enjoy.

Thank you :heart: