Hype Survivor SHH Survivor 30: Big Brother (Week 9) - Don't Quote Me On That

[The Squirrel]

Squirrel, because he probably would have put me up if he had won and he is a Hell of a player.

Actually you were safe this week whether you won or not.

 

[Matt]

Mine are in.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Man, that PM took me forever to get together!!! But it's finally ready and sent to the judges. Now it's just a waiting game.

 

[enterthemadness]

Man, that PM took me forever to get together!!! But it's finally ready and sent to the judges. Now it's just a waiting game.

Are we there yet?

 

[Matt]

Results?

 

[enterthemadness]

This game is boring...I'm so bored...I'm kicking the front seat...which JH is sitting in while driving.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Results?

Not yet. I figure I'll wait until tomorrow after work and if I don't get anything else back I'll do a set myself and ****e out for another. One judge is in, hopefully waiting on more.

Keep in mind, 100 videos is a lot of videos to watch in the middle of a work week. In hindsight I likely should have trimmed the number of topics down some.

 

[JewishHobbit]

This game is boring...I'm so bored...I'm kicking the front seat...which JH is sitting in while driving.

Hey! Thanks for the vibrations. You're mom's loving them

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[Matt]

Not yet. I figure I'll wait until tomorrow after work and if I don't get anything else back I'll do a set myself and ****e out for another. One judge is in, hopefully waiting on more.

Keep in mind, 100 videos is a lot of videos to watch in the middle of a work week. In hindsight I likely should have trimmed the number of topics down some.

Constructive criticism:

Too many judged challenges late in the game. I find that judged challenges work best early. Late in the game it slows things down, IMO.

That said, I'm enjoying myself playing and you and SF have done a great job.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Constructive criticism:

Too many judged challenges late in the game. I find that judged challenges work best early. Late in the game it slows things down, IMO.

That said, I'm enjoying myself playing and you and SF have done a great job.

Thanks

I do feel like the judging challenges are slowing us down and I wish I'd have spaced them out more but if I'm not mistaken this is the last one. There may be be one more but I don't think so. I'd have to check my notes.

 

[Hunter Rider]

This challenge actually felt like it could have been a regular day challenge as opposed to a Pov challenge which are always shorter in style.

 

[enterthemadness]

Hey! Thanks for the vibrations. You're mom's loving them

Well played, sir...

 

[JewishHobbit]

This challenge actually felt like it could have been a regular day challenge as opposed to a Pov challenge which are always shorter in style.

You're honestly right. I think initially this was an HoH challenge but when people started quitting and we had to rearrange stuff it fell into a PoV slot to make room for other things that had to be at certain places for certain numbers of players.

Hindsight 20/20, I'd have likely switched the HoH and PoV this week, but oh well.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Constructive criticism:

Too many judged challenges late in the game. I find that judged challenges work best early. Late in the game it slows things down, IMO.

That said, I'm enjoying myself playing and you and SF have done a great job.

The judging for this game has been slow, and for that I do apologize. This game has shown me some wholes in this system I'm going to clean up for next game. I like the panel idea, but it needs tweaked. I already have some tweaking ideas, though.

 

[Erzengel]

You guys have done a lot of things right. Two hosts are always best in Survivor and having the same judges throughout was a good idea.

 

[JewishHobbit]

GOD today sucked. Alright, still sitting on one judge so I"m going to try to ****e out for another and I'll judge myself.

 

[Matt]

Anything?

 

[JewishHobbit]

Sorry for the disappearance guys. I sent out some PM's to try to get some Judges and when I was done I layed back on the bed... and woke up this morning Yeah, work sucked yesterday!

The good news is that we got our Judge results

Thanks to Erzengel and Colossal Spoons for taking the time to work on a challenge that I know was a lot to judge (100 videos!!!), and special thanks to chaseter for stepping up as a guest judge. Not only stepping up, but leaving comments on every video!

I'll be revealing judge points this morning after I get showered, but until then here are the submissions:

a. Cmill216
b. Hunter Rider
c. Kalel114
d. Matt

(The Squirrel did not submit, mistaking 24 hours for 48 hours sadly)

1. A major war scene

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S3N0uSSho

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1niwxQgoY

c. [YT]8BJXa1atVTM[/YT]

d.

2. A fight scene between 2 or 3 individuals

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLXwrj7i7Q

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sTawLSNUQ

c. (Starts at :30) [YT]qhIM4Wg8tQg[/YT]

d. (3:38 to 7:44)

3. Something that caught you by surprise or shocked you

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9qXyXKqTL4

b. (at the 14 second mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhp7liywOrQ

c. [YT]2o91SkGKRCY[/YT]

d.

4. An amazing finish!

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxlLMqK7bE

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXrMbArqSs

c. [YT]jsEGRD1exfc[/YT]

d.

5. A celebrity doing something stupid

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WrNErNxX1M

c. [YT]HQqIQyT-RuM[/YT]

d.

6. An incredibly attractive female being incredibly attractive (keep it Hype friendly now)

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJSbxjVVjk

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb4R5VO6XQc

c. [YT]_MXEw8zNDPs[/YT]

d.

7. Something that might make people cry

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v5Ui8HUuN8

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeGEz_ns5I0

c. [YT]1nuwruJVg4Q[/YT]

d.

8. A home video of someone reenacting or spoofing something professional

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpyx6q-2FUE

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk

c. [YT]w2yv8aT0UFc[/YT]

d.
9. Someone doing a face palm

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxzJGgox_E

b. (at the 32 second mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13eDfrMgFQM

c. [YT]2Svwm_k9hYk[/YT]

d. (starting around 40 seconds)

10. An iconic, historical moment

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtYdjbpBk6A

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjnygQ02aW4

c. [YT]iEMXaTktUfA[/YT]

d. (Starts at 2:11)


11. Something Thanksgiving related

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09C7UO0M2g

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxx4pIzIats

c. [YT]wL-hNMJvcyI[/YT]

d.

12. A music video

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhl8frFh3NQ

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DngUU1MlLcQ

c. [YT]UcPo4rTSPQo[/YT]

d.

13. A homemade music video made for a television show, movie, or comic book

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG-CzyoWuWU

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzPN_8GwYA[/QUOTE]

c. [YT]nl10sA-Y5og[/YT]

d.

14. The opening credits/theme to a television show

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitg-3xbmKU

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOisPiSCD7A

c. [YT]EuAcneSU7ys[/YT]

d.

15. A commercial of the 80’s

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=792kDkvR0Hw

b. (30 second mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk25rk0_2rk

c. [YT]K-49G5FQyzI[/YT]

d.


16. A commercial of the 90’s

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVWtq-_VYk8

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjhDj6MLEaU

c. [YT]T5akXCTt8MI[/YT]

d.

17. A movie trailer

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfC3CEdF1Xg

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6hOlI9cg4o

c. [YT]1YXw7BxYGMU[/YT]

d.

18. A video that has at one time been viral on the internet

a. http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYNDj_kyHyE

c. [YT]LkCNJRfSZBU[/YT]

d.

19. A cute moment

a. (at 1:17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ds75eI5Bg

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIINDwpRtYU

c. [YT]31tSjprHnWg[/YT]

d.

20. Something that just ticks you off!

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSN6et9eze8

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9hBlc99cz4

c. [YT]v4IOoyrfi0s[/YT]

d.

 

[Matt]

Great submissions guys.

Just for clarification, I was trying to be creepy with the Tom Welling video (I pointed that out in my submission but someone neglected to include that and now I feel its out of context! )

Also, I had the best Thanksgiving video ever. It was the Peanuts Thanksgiving synced up to Dexter's Thanksgiving, complete with Linus saying "Shut up c---" The syncing was perfect and the reactions of the Peanuts were hillarious. Unfortunately it was in no way Hype appropriate.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Okay... so our first judge: Erzengel

1 c
2 a (C'mon, like I wouldn't pick this one)
3 d
4 a
5 c
6 b
7 d
8 d
9 b
10 c
11 a
12 b
13 b
14 c
15 b
16 a
17 b
18 c
19 b
20 b

So that gives us:

Cmill - 4 points
Hunter - 8 points
Kal - 5 points
Matt - 3 points

 

[JewishHobbit]

Our next judge: Colossal Spoons!

1. A major war scene

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S3N0uSSho

2. A fight scene between 2 or 3 individuals

c. (Starts at :30) [YT]qhIM4Wg8tQg[/YT]

3. Something that caught you by surprise or shocked you

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9qXyXKqTL4
4. An amazing finish!

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQXrMbArqSs

5. A celebrity doing something stupid

d.

6. An incredibly attractive female being incredibly attractive (keep it Hype friendly now)

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzJSbxjVVjk

7. Something that might make people cry

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeGEz_ns5I0

8. A home video of someone reenacting or spoofing something professional

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpyx6q-2FUE

9. Someone doing a face palm

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxzJGgox_E

10. An iconic, historical moment

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjnygQ02aW4

11. Something Thanksgiving related

d.

12. A music video

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DngUU1MlLcQ

13. A homemade music video made for a television show, movie, or comic book

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG-CzyoWuWU

14. The opening credits/theme to a television show

a. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitg-3xbmKU

15. A commercial of the 80’s

b. (30 second mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk25rk0_2rk

16. A commercial of the 90’s

c. [YT]T5akXCTt8MI[/YT]

17. A movie trailer

d.

18. A video that has at one time been viral on the internet


b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYNDj_kyHyE

19. A cute moment

d.

20. Something that just ticks you off!

b. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9hBlc99cz4

So for Spoons it's:

Cmill - 7
Hunter - 7
Kal - 2
Matt - 4

Giving us a total of:

Cmill - 11
Hunter - 15
Kal - 7
Matt - 7

Hunter is in the lead but there's still chase to judge... will the rest have enough to overcome?!

 

[chaseter]

I was a judge!!!

 

[JewishHobbit]

And lastly, Chase (who I HATE for making me WORK for these answers )

1.

I went with A. The CoD nuke cut scene was pretty badass. If that were in a movie, it would rawk. B was Pear Harbor which has a pretty good attack scene but the bomb falling straight down from a plane going 200 mph always make me rofl. Plus it never hit Josh Hartnett in the face so double negative. Whoever did C...could you not find a better clip? Why do I want to watch a 9 minute fan video with terrible music? D...terrible quality and how is that even a war scene?

2.

Had to go with D. Not only do I love all of those people, this was their first get together and also their first battle royale. While A was the best part of Episodes 1-3, it just doesn't hold up anymore to me. I didn't think the choreography was that great. While I can't deny the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, I don't want to watch 4 minutes of them getting ready to fight and Chuck waving that glorious hair at the camera and a kitten yelling like an old Chinese woman. HAHA C is an awesomely cheesy terrible movie but that fight is awesome. It was a close second. Bruce Lee would kick Jackie Chan's ass any day...unless Jackie had buckets and chairs and other various object to kick at Bruce

3.

D wins it. Now only was C and D the battle of the Haley Joel Osments, this little revelation hits you like a car going 90 mph with tephlon coating. You are watching Diabeetus Brimley and Chuck Norris muscles and its all smileys and giggles until AIDS gets thrown in the mix. C was a close second. I was not expecting that ending what so ever. It came out of left field and then you feel like an idiot for not noticing all the hints. This truly was Shaymalamalon's best twist ever. Who would have known that the next twist would be that he would stop making good movies? A I have seen a million of those. 2002 called, they want their prank back B was pretty shocking. I really wasn't expecting that. That ugly girl had me distracted and then BAM, window man who Bourne is going to kill.

4.

A...come on, that wasn't that great of a pass. That clip was more of a I hate the Patriots than an amazing play to make an amazing comeback. I don't watch soccer so I don't know what is amazing with B...you lose. No GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL for you. Sorry C, don't watch fighting either and I don't want to read about why this was such a great finish. **** these all suck but I will give it to D for being the most iconic. Seriously these all suck.

5.

A...HAHAHA Wolf is stoopid. He should have just howled when he lost and ran off stage. HAHA B has Van Damn that's a *****. But, it isn't really stupid, it is more embarrassing. It would have been stupid if he pulled down his pants and rubbed his *****. HAHAHAHA C is great. Joe Namath just wants some tang on tv. Who cares about football when there is a perty lady in front of you! However, D wins. That truly was stupid of Jackson dangling a baby over a railing. What an idiot. I would have also allowed a clip of parents sending their kids to Jackson's house as an equal stupidity video.

6.

Allison Brie is hot but that video was just okay. A could have been so, so much hotter I don't think B was that sexy at all. Come on...the internet is full of shake weight videos and half nude blondes and you chose that? C...that was lazy D wins! I wish it was longer but that was the hottest of the four. Once again, disappointed in that there wasn't a supremely hot video. You all suck again.

7.

A...oh gawd damn. Those commercials make me so frigging sad. B sorry. Although it is sad I would be more sad if his wife died before sexing me. C...there were a lot more sadder scenes than that one. The old people in bed or the mother reading to her children was so much sadder than Kate letting go of an ice cold Leo. Good thing it was an inception and he just went down into limbo. D wins again. I love Futurama and that has to be one of the saddest scenes in that damn show. Sorry A, D has dogs and Futurama so it wins.

8.

A...that was terrible. I wanted to punch that kid. If Indiana Jones had trouble getting over a 2 foot high piece of plywood, I would quit watching. B, come on. A 10 year old kid would laugh at that. D is pretty damn funny but it isn't as good as C. C wins by a thousand times over. I love that video...it is an amazing spoof. That should have been on the TDK dvd

9.

A wins and that movie wins. B...the moment leading up to it sucked. C was the exact same as A but A wins for picking a better clip. Way to go C. But then here comes D...which is the exact same as A and C. But in a rare turn of events, D wins for picking the better clip. I overturn my vote for A because D has more of the video. Close one A. But wait...should I pick B for being different? Nah...D wins.

10.

A is pretty damn historic. But, it needed Reagan riding off into the sunset on a horse with a cowboy hat. While B is a historic event, his speech was not. In 40 years, it will just be another speech and nobody will think twice about it. C picked the best moment. MLK's speech will always transcend the test of time. I almost picked D for shenanigans but I figured that I had better be a good judge and judge the truly best historical moment. Bob Barker tearing off his skin and revealing that he is a robot would have won that though.

11.

A and B sucked. So I was refreshed to see some Turkey Rick Rollin'. D was funny but it went on for too long. C wins.

12.

A...wtf was that ****? B...well how sad the video is no longer available. YOU LOSE HAHA! C, why did you pick the lamest Digit Short music video? What about Natalie Portman? What about SLOTHS! What about Lazy Sunday or Dick in a Box? Why this? You FAIL. Well that just leaves D right? No I go back and give it to A for being an actual music video.

13.

A was nerdy and B-D were terrible. I really don't want to give any of you any points. So, flipped a coin twice and B won.

14.

A was scurry way back when. I hate Macgyver so you lose B. C may have been cool back then but it sucks now. D wins for being funny because the others suck again. Why no cool shows? You all suck again.

15.

A wins...damn that was corny. B...I don't want a montage of old commercials, pick one. C brought back memories but it wasn't that funny. D was facking hilarious but it loses for being foreign.

16.

A wins. D...why do you keep picking foreign commercials?

17.

HAHA A is gold. B...Episode 1 sucked, you should have negative points. C wins for being the best movie with the best trailer. D...you could have used something epic.

18.

D wins.

19.

A wins. That is soooo KYOOOOOOOOOTTTTT. D...that was funny not cute. B and C were alright.

20.

A...you should have used a montage of all Smallville episodes or just put Smallville. C...come on the trailer wasn't that bad. D almost got me because I wish someone would nuke the Bat boards but C wins. Jay Leno incites so much rage in me. I want to poop on that part of his hair that is a different color than the rest of his head.

So for chase it's:

Cmill - 5
Hunter - 1
Kal - 5
Matt - 9

Giving us a total of:

Cmill - 16
Hunter - 16
Kal - 12
Matt - 16

WOW! That made it anyone's game. A potential 3 way tie?! And Kal's so close!!

But wait, let us not forget the bonus points!!! (and thank God!)

 

[JewishHobbit]

The Bonus was for everyone to select a cool video involving Spider-Man, and another involving Lord of the Rings. SF and I judged them and gave our points out. Each point by us is worth 3 points. Here are the submissions:

1. A cool video involving Spider-Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8FYpN_BT9s

For whatever reason Cmill did not subit a LotR video

1. A cool video involving Spider-Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEORN5ymFI

2. A cool video involving the Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuzKT7QQt4A

1. A cool video involving Spider-Man
[YT]1UMItTfOOK0[/YT]

2. A cool video involving the Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit
[YT]44kBN340vd4[/YT]

Bonus 1) Does it get any cooler than The Ramones? (for some reason this one will not embed so here is a link)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2FnArykmCY

Bonus 2)