PLAYOFFS QUARTERFINALS RECAP
In the "Nobody wants to Win" Bowl, The Butterflies Greased Up the Regulators
The Butterflies got 17.52 points from Tom Brady and 12.34 from the Denver Broncos Defense to sneak by Regulators, 55.46 to 53.65. Like Kevin Dyson getting tackled at the one-yard line in Super Bowl XXXIV, Regulators fell just short, suffering a 1.81-point loss to The Butterflies in the playoffs. If only DeVante Parker had managed more than 16 yards on Monday night, the outcome might have been different.
LatverianLocos Ass Slaps Coastal Camel Toes
LatverianLocos put up the fifth-highest point total in the league (regular season + playoffs) to crush Coastal Camel Toes 145.18 to 84.11. The enormous 61.07-point playoff win was the 10th-largest margin of victory for all matchups this season. The GM of LatverianLocos can sleep well tonight after getting revenge for a Week 12 99.85 to 85.76 loss to Coastal Camel Toes. Coastal Camel Toes must have some good karma from a previous season or event. They finished the regular season in third place with a record of 8-5, despite ranking just 11th in the league in scoring at 78.48 points per game. Coastal Camel Toes will start their vacation earlier than they hoped, as they lost their only postseason game.
Consolation Round Recap
W'sOrNothing Big Finger Lubes Heavily-Armed Lemurs
W'sOrNothing delivered a powerhouse performance, scoring the highest point total they've scored all season to bulldoze Heavily-Armed Lemurs 136.82 to 89.56. Heavily-Armed Lemurs now has three blowout losses on the season. Heavily-Armed Lemurs ended the regular season in ninth place with a record of 6-7. When considering points per game, they ranked slightly better (eighth with 83.35). Heavily-Armed Lemurs has gone fishin' early, losing in their first postseason contest.
Defending Champ SF's Backstabbers Butt Pounds Batman
SF's Backstabbers crushed Batman 103.99 to 59.74 behind Eli Manning, whose 40.54 points were the second-highest point total of the week. Batman now has five blowout losses on the season. SF's Backstabbers started one player with zero points while Batman served up two goose eggs, meaning both sides missed scoring opportunities. Batman must have some good karma from a previous season or event. They finished the regular season in 11th place with a record of 6-7, despite ranking just 15th in the league in scoring at 75.32 points per game. Batman was sent home quickly this postseason, losing in their only playoff matchup.