SHHFFL XXII - The Official Fantasy Football League of SHH

[Spider-Fan]

To my opponents throughout these playoffs, know that the deck is stacked against you as you face me. And remember
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And like the Yankees, all that money ya spend will result in no ring

 

[ComicChick]

my whole team out this week lawd

 

[InCali]

So it begins, @Spider-Fan!

It all comes full circle. When I saw that @ComicChick was not in my division because she was afraid to face me twice in a year, I thought to myself “who will be the fool who will try to take on the Nature Boys this year?” And you have been a worthy successor to her as my nemesis this year.

So now the playoffs start, and it’s round 3 of the rubber match. Now I know that since that 90 point week one drubbing that I gave you, that you check under your bed and in your closet each night because you are so afraid of the Nature Boy. And as you drift off to sleep with your nightlight keeping you comfort, because you’re still nervous about the Nature Boy coming for you again, that you say a little prayer, asking God above to help you not have to face me again in the playoffs. But unfortunately for you, those prayers have gone unanswered.

And now you face the Nature Boys once again this week. And you know that:
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So next Monday night, as you are tapping out in submission to the Nature Boy’s figure four leg lock, and my $1000 lizard skin shoes are kicking your tail, you can rest easy knowing that there’s no shame in being beaten by the the man who was born with a golden spoon in his mouth.

And the rest of the league can watch on in horror knowing that:
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And like the Yankees, all that money ya spend will result in no ring

And "this" is why I tune into this thread from time to time....

 

[ComicChick]

So it begins, @Spider-Fan!

It all comes full circle. When I saw that @ComicChick was not in my division because she was afraid to face me twice in a year, I thought to myself “who will be the fool who will try to take on the Nature Boys this year?” And you have been a worthy successor to her as my nemesis this year.

you're the new guy, i'm the veteran. i'm not going to swap divisions to chase some "competition". you come to me.

 

[Babillygunn]

you're the new guy, i'm the veteran. i'm not going to swap divisions to chase some "competition". you come to me.

I really should’ve joined years ago. Just think of how many years I wasted not beating everyone on here.

Seriously though, I have legit missed the trash talk you threw my way last year. At least @Spider-Fan has picked it up this year. A 90 point drubbing in week 1 will do that to you, I guess.

 

[ComicChick]

I really should’ve joined years ago. Just think of how many years I wasted not beating everyone on here.

Seriously though, I have legit missed the trash talk you threw my way last year. At least @Spider-Fan has picked it up this year. A 90 point drubbing in week 1 will do that to you, I guess.

sorry now that i'm "recovered" from surgery, those 50+ hour work weeks will keep you busy. i haven't had time to properly come and gloat and trash talk you

 

[ComicChick]

A 90 point drubbing in week 1 will do that to you, I guess.

living in the past when you don't even have a wining record. live it up!
haha we are split for the season. talk to me when you are above .500

 

[NewYorkSpider]

As the #1 seed we need to make sure the playoffs don’t start when teams are on a bye!

And I think if we're gonna have 10 teams going forward, a 4 or 6 team playoff makes sense. I didn't even think I was gonna be in the playoffs last week. Forgot we had 8 teams going.

 

[Babillygunn]

I didn't even think I was gonna be in the playoffs last week.

Is that why your team didn’t show up this week?

 

[Spider-Fan]

I am making it probably 4 but maybe 6 next year lol

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Is that why your team didn’t show up this week?

Who needs a team when I have Sam Darnold.

 

[Babillygunn]

Who needs a team when I have Sam Darnold.

lol. I thought I was replying to @Spider-Fan

He’s the one whose team is rolling over.

 

[Spider-Fan]

lol. I thought I was replying to @Spider-Fan

He’s the one whose team is rolling over.

My team apparently thought it was a bye week

 

[KBX]

my vote would be 6.

Sam Freakin Donald with 53 points

 

[Babillygunn]

Moving on to next week after putting the commish’s championship dreams to bed.


And it looks like next week I’ll be playing the team that I already beat by 120 points earlier in the season.

I almost feel sorry for all you haters out there.

 

[InCali]

Moving on to next week after putting the commish’s championship dreams to bed.
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And it looks like next week I’ll be playing the team that I already beat by 120 points earlier in the season.

I almost feel sorry for all you haters out there.
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I truly hope you won't suffer the same indignity in the playoffs as you did last year......

 

[ComicChick]

my whole team out this week lawd

but we perservered as the underdogs!

 

[Babillygunn]

Apparently I get to take on @NewYorkSpider this week.

The redemption tour continues.

 

[Spider-Fan]

 

[Babillygunn]

I have 3 QBs. I start the one who ends up in negative points.

It looks like I’ll be waiting till MNF is over until I know whether I win or not.

 

[Babillygunn]

According to Yahoo, I have a 96% chance of advancing to the championship

So why do I not feel very confident right now?

Maybe it’s the fact that I feel the weight of everyone in this league actively rooting against me.

 

[Captain Bryan]

According to Yahoo, I have a 96% chance of advancing to the championship

So why do I not feel very confident right now?

Maybe it’s the fact that I feel the weight of everyone in this league actively rooting against me.

Everyone loves a good heel, brother!

 

[Babillygunn]

Who is ready for this week’s championship match up?


WOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

 

[ComicChick]

you mean i'm possibly going to have to listen to ric flair gloat for a year? ugh