The Dark Knight Should Bruce get slapped in the Sequels ?

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Since hes a playboy & hes busy most of the time being Batman surely there must be alot of play dates Bruce ends up late for & when he does show up the Woman / Women in question can walk up to him slap him & then leave. Then Bruce hangs with the next hot Chick(s) he sees
 
wow........most pointless thread ever.......
 
Actually I think that could be a very effective scene, but instead of showing up late he could be spotted out-and-about with Gf #3 and 4 by GF#1.
 
Wow, I'm speechless. Seriously, the topic of this thread utterly stupifys me beyond human comprehension.
 
Anjow1060 said:
wow........most pointless thread ever.......

I've seen worse actually...and here is a nother pointless post in a pointless thread.
 
StorminNorman said:
Bruce should get slapped by every character he meets.

So essentually you want a porno Batman movie? Oh... you ment slapped as in hand to face.... Oh right then... moving on...
 
The Fallen said:
So essentually you want a porno Batman movie? Oh... you ment slapped as in hand to face.... Oh right then... moving on...

Well if Frank Miller wrote the skript I am sure we could manage both. Have Bruce Wayne and Dominatrix Selina during half of the movie - the Goddamn Batman the other half and Bruce getting slapped for no reason in between.
 
StorminNorman said:
Well if Frank Miller wrote the skript I am sure we could manage both. Have Bruce Wayne and Dominatrix Selina during half of the movie - the Goddamn Batman the other half and Bruce getting slapped for no reason in between.

And where would Bettany fit into the fun?
 
good thread, honestly. id loved it if he would get slapped every now and then. look at the animated series, he gets wine thrown in his face numerous times. it makes sense. UNLIKE batman cursing.
 
StorminNorman said:
Well if Frank Miller wrote the skript I am sure we could manage both. Have Bruce Wayne and Dominatrix Selina during half of the movie - the Goddamn Batman the other half and Bruce getting slapped for no reason in between.
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No way man. In Batman Begins, he was just little ol' Brucie Wayne when he got slapped. He's the goddamn Batman now, he wouldn't take that ***** from noone. Katie Holmes should try to slap him again, and he should just take her down.
 
Yes!!He should,I hope the scene goes like this:
FOX: I know your batman bruce
BRUCE: No Im a spelunker..
FOX: DAMMIT dont lie to me boy.
BRUCE: IM not...Im a spelunker

*BAMZZA!!!! B**** SLAP!!!!!!!!*

Scene two

RACHAEL: WHY!!?!..WHy did you try to kill Joe Chill
BRUCE: B**** I already told you
RACHAEL: Your father would be ashamed...ASHAMED!!!
Rachael...B**** slaps bruce
BRUCE: Hell no...YOu did it once but you aint doing it again
*MAJOR B*** SLAP FROM BRUCE WAYNE*
BRuce gives her another major b**** slap.
RACHAEL: Ouch..

Scene 3

*Alfred b**** slaps bruce*
ALFRED: How you like dat fool
BRUCE: Alfred??
*B**** SLAP* from alfred


those would be great
 
Sentinel X said:
Yes!!He should,I hope the scene goes like this:
FOX: I know your batman bruce
BRUCE: No Im a spelunker..
FOX: Are you dense, are you retarted? Your the goddamn Batman!.
BRUCE: IM not...Im a spelunker

Small correction
 
ScrnNmsSuck said:
Since hes a playboy & hes busy most of the time being Batman surely there must be alot of play dates Bruce ends up late for & when he does show up the Woman / Women in question can walk up to him slap him & then leave. Then Bruce hangs with the next hot Chick(s) he sees

YES! This is a theme I have been dying for since I saw Begins a week before opening day! :eek:

This thread is why the internet sucks so much at times!
 
I want Rachael to slap Bruce in the car twice and then Bruce punches her out of the side of the car, taking the door with her.
 
Ronny Shade said:
I want Rachael to slap Bruce in the car twice and then Bruce punches her out of the side of the car, taking the door with her.

:D not bad idea :up:
 
Ronny Shade said:
I want Rachael to slap Bruce in the car twice and then Bruce punches her out of the side of the car, taking the door with her.

Thanks for making this thread worth my time. :D :up:
 
Slapped in the sequels. Sounds painful. Getting kicked in the trilogies hurts like hell as well. lol.
 

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