Another psycho story...
From: Shelley
Boy oh boy I haven't thought of good ole jimmy in a long while. Let's see, I guess I will start the story with the fact that we were dating for 3 and a half years, but he had another girlfriend in another city for all of those three years. So one day I found out about her, found out everyone but me knew and decided to exact my revenge.
I went to his home one last time and stole his cat(the cat I got him and help lovingly raised). For the next 9 months I took this cat everywhere and would take pictures of the cat in the various places. On the back of each picture I put a whole little story about how much I (the kitty) missed him and how I would of enjoyed the trip way more if I (the kitty) had had him with me(again speaking as the kitty). I carried this out for months with him trying to catch me at local spot that the kitty and I frequented. Finally I took the cat to a local cemetary where I placed it on top of the tombstone with a little noose around his neck(do n't worry I didn't kill the little guy)and took a picture. On the back of the final picture I wrote"Dear dad, It is too bad that you are such an ******* and I have to be persecuted for your sins, but alas I must tell you good-bye. Till we meet in the litter box in the sky, Insert cats name. Needless to say the guy went crazy, I moved and now the kitty and myself are happy, happy , happy.
P.S. This was 7 years ago and I am married to a great guy that loves not only me, but my aging kitty.