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[Erzengel]

Well, after a long well deserved hiatus, I have decided it is time to bring back Survivor (SHH style). The game that turns posters that you may like, secretly lust over or are amicable about into bitter enemies that you loathe every post they make. I will be your host for this cluster f’. The one and only, Erzengel.

Anyways let me throw out some things right off the bat.

Can I be in this game?
Sure you can. However, there will be a screening process. I want to be careful on who I choose. I’d want to have players who are fun and want to actively participate. If you are a newbie, chances are I probably won’t like you and you won’t be chosen. So people who are a drain on this messageboard, need not apply.

How long will this game go?
Hard to say. It depends on the number of people I get to sign up? I’d like to do at least 16 but I may do 21. So depending how quickly things are turned in and how quickly votes are received will determine how long this will be.

I have ADD should I play?
Probably not. Honestly, this whole thing won’t be over in a month so if you are interested please know this won’t be over in a week. While the first 2 rounds may be exciting, posters have been known to lose interest and quit. Don’t be those a’holes.

I’m lazy and don’t like doing stuff should I play?
I’m not trying to make each challenge difficult. Obviously there will be some challenges that are right up your alley but others you may have no clue on. There also might be “timed” ones. So if you don’t like making an effort, please don’t bother signing up.

Will there be guest hosts?
I have asked a few past winners to guest host and I will be pming them to see if they are still interested.

Erz, I have trouble keeping it up sometimes?
You are probably stressed or have a lot on your mind. Talk to your partner on what may be bothering you. Remember communication is key. Use prescription drugs like Viagra as a last resort. And remember erections lasting longer than 6-8 hours, you should see a doctor immediately.

Note: I'll be picking 16-21 players... but probably not the FIRST 16 to 21 players. If you don't get picked to play, it's because I've deemed you no good for the game. I’m sure you are a great person in other aspects of your life but not here.

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THE RULES: (for you lucky non-Survivor fans): The group of 16 to 21 is randomly divided into two tribes of 8 or three tribes of 7. The tribes will receive team challenges (instructions for challenges will be explained for each challenge). Right answers during challenges will obviously earn points and wrong answers will be worth none. The tribe with the most points at the end of the round wins immunity. The tribe with the least points must vote off one of their members via PM. Also, in this game... immunity may be decided by something other than trivia. You will be completely briefed on this before it happens, so don't fret. In the event of any ties, first team with their answers in will win... unless stated differently.

Hype! Survivor is a game of both strategy and deception. Alliances are both permitted, and encouraged. So find a friend, and knock them up pretty good. As a side note: alliances can be with any of the 21 players... doesn't matter who they are... doesn't matter what tribes they're on... just make sure it's someone you trust... or not. As the old saying goes: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

The final Jury will be composed of 7 people (everyone voted off after there are 9 members remaining). The Jury will vote on the final two remaining players to find the winner of the Hype! Survivor.

A note on cheating: It's very easy to cheat in this game. Very, very easy. Some of the rounds will be much more difficult to cheat at than others (some will be downright impossible to cheat on). USE OF THE INTERNET IS FORBIDDEN IN ANSWERING QUESTIONS!! If you feel you have to cheat, by all means, go ahead... but if you're caught, yer out.

This is my game and I maybe switching team members, amending rules and making rules up as I go along. I will promise, why I probably may like some of you more than others, I will be as fair and unbiased as humanly possible. Each one of these games seems to have some sort of controversy. Let’s pour a 40 on the curb for our fallen brother Tuki. Anyways, this is suppose to be fun, but if there is some crying, b’tching that results so much the better.

Now b’tches, sign up.

Survivor: Empire Sign Up List
1. FunBobPants
2. Aiden
3. RogueLDN
4. Socrates
5. enterthemadness
6. Darthphere
7. Master Chief
8. Tsunulia
9. Matt
10. Spidermanluvr28
11. boyscouT
12. The Last Meatbag
13. Dr. Victor Lensherr
14. Holly Goodhead
15. Deemar325
16. Corinthian
17. Winter Spleen
18. Slipknot
19. Batattack
20. Topdawg
21. The Kingpin
22. Stormin Normin
23. Marvel Man
24. Movies205
25. Gatekeeper

Survivor Veterans
Note: Just cause you are on the list doesn't necessarily mean you will play.

Guest Hosts and Former Winners
1. Kmack
2. SonofLogan
3. Eric Draven

 

[FunBobPants]

Meeeeeeee!

 

[Aiden]

Sure, I'll sign up

 

[RogueLDN]

I'm interested please.

 

[Socrates]

Yeah, I'll sign up.

 

[enterthemadness]

I'll sign up. cause I will win this silly game!

 

[Malice]

I would be interested in playing, I have declined to play all previous games on the site, but I figure its time I get involved.

 

[Erzengel]

This is the first time (this will be the 5th Survivor I have been a part of) that I am aware of that an Admin has been in the game.

Can I get some confirmation from some of the older players?

 

[Darthphere]

I wanna play!

 

[Sabretooth]

Survivor is pretty much dead,dude.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is the first time (this will be the 5th Survivor I have been a part of) that I am aware of that an Admin has been in the game.

He'll quit half way through when it suddenly strikes his fancy to build a gazebo in the back yard.
Also Survivor would cut into the 50 or 60 hours a week he works to make sure that whiny Katrina survivors get the latest XBox games and gallons of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

 

[Erzengel]

Survivor is pretty much dead,dude.

Like your face.

Anywho I just need 16 people who like to *gasp* feign interest for a while. Who have nothing better else to do. I really don't think I have that far to look.

I will try and keep this a fast game.

 

[Erzengel]

He'll quit half way through when it suddenly strikes his fancy to build a gazebo in the back yard.
Also Survivor would cut into the 50 or 60 hours a week he works to make sure that whiny Katrina survivors get the latest XBox games and gallons of Mike's Hard Lemonade.

I just figured he'd read everyone's pms and have all the answers.

 

[Master Chief]

I thought Survivor was an annual thing? Meh, sign me up cap'n. This a dotted line thing?

 

[Darthphere]

I want in damnit.

 

[Erzengel]

There were 3 Survivors in a row. Kipobe's, Toven and Watchman and Tuki's that started like last year.

 

[Master Chief]

I thought those were all the same one?

 

[Erzengel]

SonofLogan, Eric Draven and Kmack won respectively.

 

[Master Chief]

Oh yeah.

Damn SOL.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I want in damnit.

Dude, I liked that where you asked what "3D" is and they told you and you said it sounds like witchcraft.lol

 

[Tsunulia]

Can I play too, Erz?

 

[Matt]

I'd love to play. I haven't really played in a couple games....So I'd love to get back in

 

[Themanofbat]

This is the first time (this will be the 5th Survivor I have been a part of) that I am aware of that an Admin has been in the game.

Can I get some confirmation from some of the older players?

Dew played in one of the Original Survivor Games as hosted by Reader.
(He did the first four).

I remember her winning imunity over me one time when we both answered Reader's question at the same posted time, but since her answer appeared first, imunity was given to her.

This would have been around 2001.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Make sure all the n00bs know how grueling, un-fun, frustrating, divisive, and painfully pointless Survivor is before you accept them into the fold.

 

[Erzengel]

Make sure all the n00bs know how grueling, un-fun, frustrating, divisive, and painfully pointless Survivor is before you accept them into the fold.

That's something I want them to know on their own and how that playing it won't better your life in any way.