Silliest Cases of Bad Science?

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What were the silliest cases of Bad Science that you've seen in a comic book story? Anything goes -- a story from the Golden Age, a story that went on sale yesterday morning, or anything in between! As long as it was published in a comic book -- I don't care about plot holes in movies or TV shows which just happened to be based on a comic book hero's adventures.

I'll mention a couple to get the ball rolling; one from a few years ago and one from a classic of the Silver Age:

1. During "Infinite Crisis #5," the Golden Age Superman of the Pre-COIE Earth-2 screams after his wife dies on an Earth which Alexander Luthor has created out of thin air as a replica of the old Earth-2 (or something like that -- been awhile since I actually read the miniseries). Over on the mainstream Earth of the modern DCU, "our" Superman hears that scream -- apparently almost immediately after it begins -- and reacts to it.

This made absolutely no sense, because -- as far as we could tell -- there should have been many thousands of miles of vacuum between the two worlds, and sound waves don't propagate through vacuum, no matter how loud the noise was to begin with! Furthermore, even if we grant that there was somehow a continuous band of breathable air linking the two worlds at that moment in time, although nothing in the script ever said so, then soundwaves coming out of Golden Age Clark's throat still should have taken a long time -- as in many hours, minimum! -- to traverse that distance before Modern Clark, with his own super-hearing, could actually hear them arriving over on his Earth. Sound waves move a heck of a lot slower than lightspeed!

2. In "Fantastic Four #1," it was stated that the Human Torch could fly whenever his body was generating fire for a very simple reason: a burning body is lighter than air! (No, it isn't. When people have some or all of their surface area catch on fire in real life, they don't become airborne. Their bodies still weigh about what they weighed before, allowing for the fact that a few molecules here and there are turning into smoke, water vapor, etc.)

Anyone got any other egregious examples you want to share with us?
 
Off the top of my head, my favorite is still Robert Frank, the Whizzer. He's bitten by a cobra, and his scientist father figures injecting his son with mongoose blood will save him. Mongoose eat snakes, after all. Not only does it completely work, it grants Frank super-speed powers! Enough to run up walls, over water, and make cyclones. And fight Nazi's. And here I thought having poisonous animal venom and animal blood injected into you would just kill you.

Now, it was 1941 and a lot of superhero origin stories involve some "fantastic" science or magic or something, but this to me always stood out.
 
Oh, all kinds of stuff gives you super-speed. Like hard water. Fact.
 
Off the top of my head, my favorite is still Robert Frank, the Whizzer. He's bitten by a cobra, and his scientist father figures injecting his son with mongoose blood will save him. Mongoose eat snakes, after all. Not only does it completely work, it grants Frank super-speed powers! Enough to run up walls, over water, and make cyclones. And fight Nazi's. And here I thought having poisonous animal venom and animal blood injected into you would just kill you.

Now, it was 1941 and a lot of superhero origin stories involve some "fantastic" science or magic or something, but this to me always stood out.

The way I remembered it, it was because he'd lost a lot of blood after being bit, and his father had developed a way to use incompatible, even non-human blood, in transfusions.
 
Still, it's basically, "mixing cobra venom, mongoose blood & human blood = Mach 1-2 level super speed". :D

Stark and SHIELD wasted so much money giving people super-powers for only a year with nanobots in THE ORDER. They should have concentrated on figuring out what random mixtures of animal/insect venoms, enzymes, and hormones provide super-powers. :)
 
I remember an Aquaman Storyline where a whole city was underwater, but it was drawn like they were on land (except for the occasional bubble) It was like and episode of Sponge Bob
 
I think that was called "Pretty Much Every Aquaman/Namor Story Ever."
 
Indeed. That has often been the problem with them. I mean, everyone should be able to swim. The buildings should be drawn as if anyone could "levitate" to any floor if they wished. That's only where it begins.
 
In fairness, some artists do a much better job of portraying them that way than others. But at the end of the day, all of the conventional narrative storytelling wisdom comes from surface stuff, so it's only natural that artists would transfer that over to the underwater stuff. I mean, every time I see a chair or a bed, I have to resist the urge to facepalm, but sometimes it's a little bit better.
 
A collective lack of thought and imagination over decades is honestly not something that pleases me.
 
A Batman story from the 60's. The Joker captured Batman and Robin....they were knocked out, and when they woke up, they were on the moon (or so they thought)....the Joker was messing with them, and they actually thought they were there for a while.....EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE WEARING ONLY A HELMET OVER THEIR HEADS....NO SPACE SUIT TO PROTECT THIER BODIES IN THE VACUME OF SPACE. So much for the world's greatest detective.
 
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What baffles me is how much bad science is accepted just because it's been done so much (a yellow sun gives you heat vision and ice breath... riiiiiight...). I mean, mongoose blood making you super fast is scientifically as plausible as an exploding space station going BOOM in a vacuum. I tend to just accept things and move on.
 
So do most people, which is exactly why all that bad science becomes accepted. People aren't looking for scientific journals in their superhero comics. A good ability to suspend disbelief is a prerequisite for reading them.
 
So do most people, which is exactly why all that bad science becomes accepted. People aren't looking for scientific journals in their superhero comics. A good ability to suspend disbelief is a prerequisite for reading them.

Exactly. Unfortunately, I don't hear voices like this too often. I see some-bad science criticized on almost every forum I go to, while accepting just-as-bad science. But then again, I guess people'll find anything to complain about...:oldrazz:
 
Yeah once you accept the possibility of superpowers in general you kinda have to take everything else that comes after.
 
Well, not everything. Super-ventriloquism was pushing it even back in the '50s.
 
Haha well I try to forget the 50's when it comes to most things.

Nah, that's where all the fun is! I'd take Jimmy Olsen constantly turning into a giant octopus or 12-foot tall Kryptonite men over "grim and gritty" anyday.:D
 
I think almost every origin story would qualify for this thread.
 
Superman and others have been talking in space for years and years.
 
I once read a reprint of a Human Torch story (the original, not Johnny Storm) where he flew - while on fire - to another planet.

Red Hulk jumping from the moon to the earth is ALMOST as ridiculous.
 
It'd actually be kind of cool if the original Torch, since he's an android, got a force field generator and some kind of chemical reprocessor installed. Then he could literally burn anywhere in a bubble constantly being refilled with oxygen.
 
Practically every single origin in the golden age that gave people abilities with radiation, including Captain Americas "Vita-Ray" treatment...
 

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