Silly kid's stuff...

[lazur]

So my daughter, who's 14, comes up to me and says, "Hey Dad, spell the word WHITE."

"W - H - I - T - E," I say.

She says, "Now tell me, what do cows drink?"

"Milk," I say, sounding confident.

She laughs.

Get it? No? Cows drink water, not MILK. Cows MAKE milk, duh!

Now try it on someone. I've tried it on probably 10 people and it worked every time!

 

[Ronny Shade]

but cows do drink milk

 

[Daisy]

Ask someone to spell the word BOAST

Then ask them what you put in a toaster.

Works the same way.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but cows do drink milk

I respect your beliefs on this issue.

 

[Master Chief]

Even before the trick I thought cows did drink milk. Damn association.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I ask girls to spell "sex".
And then they go "S...E...X?".
And I say, "Good. Now who do you have sex with?"
And then they go, "YOU! lol...whoops!"
's'great

 

[maxwell's demon]

i don't know how to spell

 

[Ronny Shade]

I ask girls to spell "sex".
And then they go "S...E...X?".
And I say, "Good. Now who do you have sex with?"
And then they go, "YOU! lol...whoops!"
's'great

That doesn't even make sense

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That doesn't even make sense

I wouldn't expect you to understand anything involving sex, Ronny.

 

[jaguarr]

i don't know how to spell

You know how to spell S-A-N-T-A, though, max.

jag

 

[Master Chief]

If you don't have sex after that awesome trick, your story is half empty Wil. Unless it's after sex, then that makes it even awesomer.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I wouldn't expect you to understand anything involving sex, Ronny

yeah, that's the two-headed amphibious hermaphrodite in me talking.

 

[Mee]

Kid got me with...

"What's your name?"

I give my name.

"What's this?" (pointing at his nose)

I say "nose."

He holds out his empty hand and says "what's in my hand?"

"Nothing."

"Mee nose nothing!"

...

 

[Matt]

So my daughter, who's 14, comes up to me and says, "Hey Dad, spell the word WHITE."

"W - H - I - T - E," I say.

She says, "Now tell me, what do cows drink?"

"Milk," I say, sounding confident.

She laughs.

Get it? No? Cows drink water, not MILK. Cows MAKE milk, duh!

Now try it on someone. I've tried it on probably 10 people and it worked every time!

YOU have children?

 

[U.S War Machine]

Ha thats kool

 

[Addendum]

Your kid thinks that baby calfs drink water from their mother's udders?

That's ****ing funny.

 

[Tangled Web]

This thread is funny.