Singles Awareness Day

[JStorm]

My ex would stand and stare at a closed door if I forgot to open if for her.


One time, I got out of the car, and walked off thinking she was behind me, and she sat in the car waiting for me to come back and open it.


THAT is old fashioned. Or *****y.

 

[X-Chick]

My ex would stand and stare at a closed door if I forgot to open if for her.


One time, I got out of the car, and walked off thinking she was behind me, and she sat in the car waiting for me to come back and open it.


THAT is old fashioned. Or *****y.

That's just *****y. I don't want my man doing all that stuff for me, like I'm helpless or something.

 

[Superman79]

Erz's cruelty surpasses Hitler, Hussein and Kim Jong Il combined.

you forgot Pol-Pot

 

[Captain Planet!]

Happy S.A.D. Day to all of my fellow hypsters with no social lives!

 

[terry78]

My ex would stand and stare at a closed door if I forgot to open if for her.


One time, I got out of the car, and walked off thinking she was behind me, and she sat in the car waiting for me to come back and open it.


THAT is old fashioned. Or *****y.

Now that's a biatch.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

My ex would stand and stare at a closed door if I forgot to open if for her.


One time, I got out of the car, and walked off thinking she was behind me, and she sat in the car waiting for me to come back and open it.


THAT is old fashioned. Or *****y.

LMFAO!!!

 

[Superman79]

I had a semi-bad break up with this girl and it was advantageous dating around being "single" and not attached. Date with one girl Fri night, date with another Saturday afternoon.

It was fun but draining on physically and in the wallet.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Superman79]

My ex would stand and stare at a closed door if I forgot to open if for her.


One time, I got out of the car, and walked off thinking she was behind me, and she sat in the car waiting for me to come back and open it.


THAT is old fashioned. Or *****y.

LOL...I'd vote for *****y

 

[Matt]

I came in this thread to bust balls, but really...there is no way to top what Erz did.

 

[jaguarr]

If you aren't happy by yourself, you'll never be happy with another person. Work on and celebrate yourself, first, so that when you DO meet someone worth being with you are fully functional and ready to make things work well with them.

jag

 

[JStorm]

Cause that's the best holiday of all, St. Patty's Day, no buying presents or spending a lot of money unnecessarily, just loads and loads of drinking. The Irish sure do know how to make up a holiday!

That's just *****y. I don't want my man doing all that stuff for me, like I'm helpless or something.

Now that's a biatch.

LMFAO!!!

LOL...I'd vote for *****y

I'm glad other people agree.


When a fight broke out, because of said post, she would throw in my face - "you are suppose to be a strong Christian man that takes care of his lady."


Oh. . she hated this response. . espcially sicen I am a liberal Methodist and she is a very conservative "I do what my mummy tells me to do" baptist.


"what the phyouck does Jesus have to do with me opening a door for you?"

Her: ""

Me: I used a "ph" it's ok.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

If you aren't happy by yourself, you'll never be happy with another person. Work on and celebrate yourself, first, so that when you DO meet someone worth being with you are fully functional and ready to make things work well with them.

jag

Wisest words all day!

 

[Immortalfire]

If you aren't happy by yourself, you'll never be happy with another person. Work on and celebrate yourself, first, so that when you DO meet someone worth being with you are fully functional and ready to make things work well with them.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

If I had the financial backing and a distribution channel, I would make a film called "Kill Phil".

jag

 

[Immortalfire]

LoL

 

[Captain Planet!]

If I had the financial backing and a distribution channel, I would make a film called "Kill Phil".

jag

Phil: Anger is not someone you wan't to call your friend.

jag: *punch*

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

It may be S.A.D. today, but I am far from sad. Couldn't be happier to be single right now.

 

[Immortalfire]

It may be S.A.D. today, but I am far from sad. Couldn't be happier to be single right now.

Happy SAD.

 

[SpideyVille]

It may be S.A.D. today, but I am far from sad. Couldn't be happier to be single right now.

Word, this is the first time i haven't been sad on S.A.D. in a long time

 

[Superman79]

If I had the financial backing and a distribution channel, I would make a film called "Kill Phil".

jag

I could invest in something like that

 

[DV8]

If I had the financial backing and a distribution channel, I would make a film called "Kill Phil".

jag

Lol! at the end, jag would kill him by using the covetted 5-heel-toe kick to the testicles

 

[Morg]

I've been there and it's not bad at all. For those who are single, don't be sad, enjoy it while you still have it.

I don't mind being single at this time, got too much stuff to be worried about dating and such at this time

 

[Immortalfire]

I don't mind being single at this time, got too much stuff to be worried about dating and such at this time

Like going to Vegas and ogling strippers?

 

[Erzengel]

How long have you been single?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I had a dream I went to a strip bar last night.