Snow-Trapped Drunk Man Makes Craigslist Plea for Emergency Taco Bell

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

A man trapped in yesterday's snowstorm did exactly what snow-trapped people are supposed to do: He got drunk. He quickly realized, though, that he needed some Taco Bell but he knew that 1) he was too drunk to drive and B) even if he did drive, his hybrid car wouldn't make it through the snow. So he took his plight to Craigslist.

Guys it's snowing like a ***** outside, I've had a few drinks too many, and my ****** little hybrid *****emobile can't possibly make it to the neighborhood Taco Bell in this weather. I need someone with a 4 wheel drive vehicle to come pick my drunk ass up, take me to the Taco Bell drive-thru, and drive me back home. Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist. This is maybe 2 miles round trip. I'll pay in tacos. or chalupas. whatever. Seriously my desire for tacos right now is totally unmanageable, so I'd probably even buy you a 7 layer burrito if you asked nicely.
Because this is the way of the world now, the ad went viral, making it all the way to Reddit's frontpage, where the its author made an appearance (under the username "squirrelsoup," natch).

"I ended up taking myself after a bit of sobering up," squirrelsoup wrote. "I am currently nursing my taco baby."

He ordered a "nacho loco taco, a crunchy taco, a soft taco, a chalupa, and some cinnabon bites," in case you were wondering.

Ahh drunk people

 

[NickNitro]

*Emergency Taco Bell*. Usually the emergency comes after you eat Taco Bell.

 

[Duke]

*Emergency Taco Bell*. Usually the emergency comes after you eat Taco Bell.

I usually call Pepto or Alka Seltzer.

 

[BestGirl]

Then we can hang out and play video games if you're not a rapist.

 

[Xeno]

In Taco Dude's defense, it was a ***** out here yesterday. Snow was coming down an inch an hour in the Baltimore area and the wind was howling. We wanted to order pizza but it was so bad out that even the neighborhood joints were closed or not delivering. I would totally have paid someone in pizza or even money to deliver, but alas I never thought of taking to Craigslist to find a driver.

 

[Tanin]

Sounds like a fairly decent use of craigslist.

 

[Teelie]

Better than looking for hookers or serial killer would-be victims.

 

[Tanin]

I once placed an advert to help me blow up 100 balloons for my then wife's birthday party.
(I can not tie them myself) Alas a police officer took the ad thinking it was a "sex" ad.

 

[NickNitro]

100 ballons eh!? By balloons you mean a 100 dong's.....give me that ad! you filthy son of a *****...she's your wife!

 

[Manic]

"but he knew that 1) ... and B) ..."

Is it sad that that was the first laugh I got out of this article?