So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Tangled Web]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

 

[enterthemadness]

and I totally dry humped this chick.

To set it up. It was at a Panic! At the Disco concert in San Diego, CA. It wass only standing room. It was a lot of fun and crowded.
Well, these like four chicks who were totally wacked out (by the looks of it ectasy, on account of the pacifiers). Well one of these chicks, who was really hot, is standing in front of me. We're packed in their really tight so everyone is really close.
So this chick starts grinding on me and grinding on me. And she was the perfect size so that her ass was right on my package. Well, needless to say, I got excited about this.
I kept getting puched forward onto this girl, and she was cool with it. I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it. By the way we're standing it's like her ass was a cup holder, and I fit in perfectly. The band that was warming up totally sucked ass so I didn't mind (Dresden Dogs, I think.)

It was wonderful, and my frined was so proud. I can't wait to go to another concert, because I want to see just how far I can take this.

... well she did seem cool with it. good job.

 

[snipe]

I'm like "man, this is sweet." but I didn't actually say that, I thought it.

Rock on, brotherman

 

[bulok]

I'm actually going to come out and say this since nobody seems to want to but

this is sad lol


did you cop a feel? did you get her number?

 

[Tangled Web]

Of course I copped a feel

Spoiler

not just with my hands BUT WITH MY PENIS

.

Her number would have done me no good. She looked like a local, and I don't live near San Diego, closer to Los Angeles is where I reside.

It was so great.

 

[enterthemadness]

Of course I copped a feel

Spoiler

not just with my hands BUT WITH MY PENIS

.

Her number would have done me no good. She looked like a local, and I don't live near San Diego, closer to Los Angeles is where I reside.

It was so great.

I bet that felt nice!

You should have gotten her number...since you had such a great time. But then again...since you said yourself she looked whacked out, it might of been a good idea not to ask for her number.

 

[bulok]

Of course I copped a feel

Spoiler

not just with my hands BUT WITH MY PENIS

.

Her number would have done me no good. She looked like a local, and I don't live near San Diego, closer to Los Angeles is where I reside.

It was so great.

LOL

 

[snipe]

Tangled, you're reminding me of Robert Hamburger, the guy who runs this site:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Ninjas rule.

 

[Tangled Web]

Tangled, you're reminding me of Robert Hamburger, the guy who runs this site:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

Ninjas rule.

Heh heeee.

 

[Hades]

My first and only concert was a Shania Twaine one. I sat next to a ******ed kid and a bunch of old men and women. **** yeah

 

[Tangled Web]

I bet that felt nice!

You should have gotten her number...since you had such a great time. But then again...since you said yourself she looked whacked out, it might of been a good idea not to ask for her number.

Yeah, this girl was really ****ed up. She was like"Oh, this stage is awesome!, this floor, it's awesome! Your shirt is awesome!" That's the impression I got of her.

She turned around to me to say "Woah, how are you dooooing?" and when her friend was like "You're practically screwing this guy." she's like "It's cool. He likes it. You like that don't you? Ohh, he likes to cuddle." Which was indeed true. I did spoon this chick pretty good.

 

[Reader]

...I'm sorry. What?

 

[Tangled Web]

...I'm sorry. What?

Do you need some clarification?

 

[Socrates]

Dude. Awesome. Absolutely.

 

[snipe]

My first and only concert was a Shania Twaine one. I sat next to a ******ed kid and a bunch of old men and women. **** yeah

Too bad you didn't get to dry hump her. Now *that* would have been a story.

 

[snipe]

Yeah, this girl was really ****ed up. She was like"Oh, this stage is awesome!, this floor, it's awesome! Your shirt is awesome!" That's the impression I got of her.

She turned around to me to say "Woah, how are you dooooing?" and when her friend was like "You're practically screwing this guy." she's like "It's cool. He likes it. You like that don't you? Ohh, he likes to cuddle." Which was indeed true. I did spoon this chick pretty good.

You didn't like, you know, blow your wad or anything, did you? Because if you did, and she was ok with that, you two could have a beautiful future together.
Or at least a beautiful few hours.
Or at least until she sobered up and realized you post here.

 

[Reader]

Do you need some clarification?

I just don't understand what the big deal is here. Are sexual encounters that rare that a half dozen people are like...high-fiving you (so to speak)?

I can't wait for the turnout when someone actually gets laid...

 

[Tangled Web]

You didn't like, you know, blow your wad or anything, did you? Because if you did, and she was ok with that, you two could have a beautiful future together.
Or at least a beautiful few hours.
Or at least until she sobered up and realized you post here.

Eh, I'm thinking it would have been cool to go with her after the show but, I didn't want to get left behind as my group goes home. Because I can't drive yet, and I wouldn't want to take the train home. Once I get my driver's license I'll be leaving shows with all kinds of strange girls.

 

[enterthemadness]

Eh, I'm thinking it would have been cool to go with her after the show but, I didn't want to get left behind as my group goes home. Because I can't drive yet, and I wouldn't want to take the train home. Once I get my driver's license I'll be leaving shows with all kinds of strange girls.

Wait, wait, wait...was this...how old are you? Don't tell me you're still in the big HS, and this girl was in her 20's.

 

[Tangled Web]

Wait, wait, wait...was this...how old are you? Don't tell me you're still in the big HS, and this girl was in her 20's.

I'm 15, this girl had to be like 15 or 16.

 

[Untilteld]

P!atd rules, good work my friend

 

[enterthemadness]

I'm 15, this girl had to be like 15 or 16.

Ha, teenage puppy love.

 

[Reader]

Eh, I'm thinking it would have been cool to go with her after the show but, I didn't want to get left behind as my group goes home. Because I can't drive yet, and I wouldn't want to take the train home. Once I get my driver's license I'll be leaving shows with all kinds of strange girls.

"Well, did [you] ***, or what?" - Gil Hicks, Mallrats.

Hahahahaha...

 

[Tangled Web]

"Well, did [you] ***, or what?" - Gil Hicks, Mallrats.

Hahahahaha...

Jesus, don't you know there are some things you can't talk about in public?!!!
- Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

 

[Untilteld]

"Well, did [you] ***, or what?" - Gil Hicks, Mallrats.

Hahahahaha...

MALLRATS! hahaha, I just watched that last night! Good work Tangled, if I were you I woulda left the concert for a little bit, sure it was p!atd but sex is MUCH more fun