Sofa/Darthphere in the 2007 SHH! Presidential Election!

[Sofa]

Hi, I'm Darthphere. You may know me as 2006 Hype Comic Forums Poster of the Year, 2006 Hype Community Co-Poster of the Year and recipient of the 1st Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity and I endorse neither Erzengel/Immortalfire or Kipobe/Darren Daring. When it counts, remember to vote for Darthphere/Sofa, because we're bored. Thank you.

Fellow Hypsters, time has come....time has come for me to run as your very own Hype representative. What do i want from all of you? Your votes, my dears...you precious votes.
In return, i offer to multiply my activity on the Hottest Women Thread, bringing you gorgeous eye candy daily. But, wait...there's more. With your generous, i plant to reward you all with pictures of my very own self. Its been a while since ive posted any. The truth is ive been waiting for the right time...show me this is it.
-Sofa

 

[unstoppable]

is there a fourth party

 

[Darthphere]

It is time my Superhero Hype brothers to come together, and lead a new wave into the future of the Hype. Together, we can bring harmony to the Hype, and only with us, will you be able to get rid of TEDDY! Thank you.

 

[Flexo]

I'm not voting for that.

 

[Darthphere]

is there a fourth party

The greenhouse party, but they already lost.

 

[Eros]

It is time my Superhero Hype brothers to come together, and lead a new wave into the future of the Hype. Together, we can bring harmony to the Hype, and only with us, will you be able to get rid of TEDDY! Thank you.

That was beautiful.......Mr. future president

 

[Crooklyn]

But, wait...there's more. With your generous, i plant to reward you all with pictures of my very own self. Its been a while since ive posted any. The truth is ive been waiting for the right time...show me this is it.
-Sofa

If you make this part of your marketing ploy...you'll prolly wanna provide samples to refresh our memories.

 

[Speedball]

A vote for Darth is a vote for peace and stability...under Imperial power...hell, It's better than what the other's are offering

 

[Sofa]

If you make this part of your marketing ploy...you'll prolly wanna provide samples to refresh our memories.

No. My apologies.

Teddy will be vanquished!

 

[Darthphere]

The others may dazzle you with audioless/nonsensical videos, and promises they can't keep. But read my lips, I will get rid of Teddy, oh yes, I will.

It's also of note that I have chosen to run with a female. Showing that I believe that the Hype is an equal opportunity site. So ladies of the Hype, will you vote for the mysgonistic pigs, or for Sofa and Darthphere? You decide.

 

[Eros]

Voting for Darthphere is not a choice, is a right god dammit. And you now have that right to change the hype!

 

[Venom Drool]

stupid girlfriend

 

[Sofa]

stupid girlfriend

Whats you're problem...

nice avatar.

 

[Master Chief]

Because Sofa is hot stuff I'll vote for you peoples.

 

[Eros]

Whats you're problem...

nice avatar.

Hes your boyfriend ?

 

[Sofa]

Hes your boyfriend ?

Heh, yes. Which hole did you crawl out of?

 

[Erzengel]

I can continue talking about my accomplishments and what I can do for SHH but maybe I should allow my opponents to say a few words about me.

Vote Erz people....yay.

Erz, :heart: . Meow.

 

[Darthphere]

stupid girlfriend

I did not have sexual relations with Sofa....yet.

 

[Eros]

Heh, yes. Which hole did you crawl out of?

the one that leads to you as madame president.

 

[Darthphere]

I can continue talking about my accomplishments and what I can do for SHH but maybe I should allow my opponents to say a few words about me.

Thats so out of context, another shameless ploy by my opponent as you can see.

 

[Sofa]

I can continue talking about my accomplishments and what I can do for SHH but maybe I should allow my opponents to say a few words about me.

Erz.

Rawr.

 

[Sofa]

the one that leads to you as madame president.

Cute.

 

[Super Kal]

what will you do that will convince me to vote for you?

 

[Darthphere]

what will you do that will convince me to vote for you?

Nothing, You will vote with your gut, and your gut says vote for me.

 

[Sofa]

Your gut is always right.