Someone talk to me, please...

[Lackey]

I'm lonely and I think my girlfriend is going to dump me because I like Pokemon.



Also, they should let us use the classic smilies for topic icons.


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I come back from vacation to this?! Where have all the cool people gone?










P.S. In before close.

 

[Ronny Shade]

LACKEEEYYYYYY!!!!



PS. n b4 cloze

 

[Mee]

I'm lonely and I think my girlfriend is going to dump me because I like Pokemon.

But you gotta catch em all! Make her understand!

 

[Ronny Shade]

I want to do a pokemon remake.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Stop bein' a whiney baby like Ash Ketchup and go catch 'em all!

 

[ges681]

i wonder why a girl woudlnt want to be with a guy that spends more time catching make believe monsters that with her. go figure

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lackey!
Do you believe in life after love?
'Cause there is hope for you!

 

[Lackey]

i wonder why a girl woudlnt want to be with a guy that spends more time catching make believe monsters that with her. go figure

I told her I could spend time with her while I played Pokemon... that's what doggy style is for. Apparently, some girls want your undivided attention during sex. Talk about high maintenance.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I told her I could spend time with her while I played Pokemon... that's what doggy style is for. Apparently, some girls want your undivided attention during sex. Talk about high maintenance.

Try the Psyduck position. It's all the rage with the kids these days

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'm here for you Lackey ..

 

[Fran]

I've been here, Lackey.

 

[DBella]

I think Lackey's girlfriend is dumping him because he's too busy chasing the many Officer Jennys, just like Brock.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yes Lackey, feel confident in taking advice regarding current sexual trends from Ronny "What do breasts feel like?" Shade.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yes Lackey, feel confident in taking advice regarding current sexual trends from Ronny "What do breasts feel like?" Shade.

I got that far with a girl once. Then I remembered I hated women, so I dumped her.

 

[Lackey]

Lackey!
Do you believe in life after love?
'Cause there is hope for you!

Tanya from Canada is quite the looker

 

[Lackey]

Yes Lackey, feel confident in taking advice regarding current sexual trends from Ronny "What do breasts feel like?" Shade.

I thought everyone knows they feel like bags of sand

 

[jaguarr]

Tanya from Canada is quite the looker

She's Ernest Borgnine's grandaughter.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I thought everyone knows they feel like bags of sand

Anywhere from hershey kisses to Casaba melons?

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

 

[Kevin]

Sorry, but your chick needs to go if she does not understand the importance of pokemon. Go catch a Jynx, she's the hotness, she'll understand.

 

[Fran]

I grew out of Pokemon, like, 6 years ago

 

[maxwell's demon]

dude i feel you. i went through the same thing a month ago while on my honeymoon. but then after a while i came back here and i got lots of great tips from fellow hypesters, and now today i know how to take my wife out on a date!


me. i feel so accomplished.

 

[Mee]

We Hypesters know women.

 

[04nbod]

as did i farmerfan but if she doesn't understand you dump her first

 

[Cyrusbales]

Have you made the age old mistake of trying to dress her up like Pikachu? That never goes well...