Song Lyrics: What the hell do they mean?

[Johnny DC]

I was trying to sing along to Weezer's "Hash Pipe" earlier today and realized that I didn't know the words. I hate that, especially with a cool song like that. It has a nice energy to it. So, anyway, I looked up the lyrics online and was baffled:

"I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me 'cause they'd like my behind
I can't love my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe

I can't help my boogies they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

Oh, come on and kick me
Oh, come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You've got your problems
I've got my eye swipe
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe"

As far as I can tell, it's about a guy who sells his anus to support his maryjane habit. Am I right?

 

[XSpidercideX]

That sure is what it sounds like.

If you want some hard lyrics to decipher than just look at this old school Skinny Puppy stuff.

Convulsion

heavens trash
fixation
turning mass direction
having a relationship without guilt
mass direction
off and away
hazy circles round the eyes
so long how long
hate disease
heavens thrash
its a vacant scathing vapor
ancient role play
downward shores of pluto
heavens thrash
dusty crircles flys the by ways of the mind
mass direction
flower cauldren
answer brew to mystify
hate disease
downward shores of pluto
sure all right

 

[Arcturus]

^

Excellent song if you ask me.

 

[Drizzle]

None of those beat "I Am The Walrus".

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, i'm crying.
I'm crying, i'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.

 

[Motown Marvel]

^^well, that song is suppose to be non-sensical.

as for the weezer song....nothing after pinkerton is worth your while anyways, so f**k it.