Sony Defense Force reviews non-Playstation games!

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  1. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    Review of Super Mario Galaxy

    They gave the game a 1/10 :o
     
  2. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    Sony Defense Force's impressions on Mass Effect

     
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    Zenien's a shot caller for the SDF, so I'm going to assume that these all represent her opinions and hold it against her in the next argument.
     
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    Review of Halo 3, A.K.A. Halo 2.5

     
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    2.5 > 1, that seals the deal, Halo is better than Mario :o
     
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    Review of Bioshock

    And to make things even funnier, they gave Heavenly Sword, Warhawk, and Lair 10's and Ratchet and Clank Future a 10.5/10.
     
  7. OldSkool Guest

    I've been on that site before, pure comedic humor. I believe that this is some joke site, because no one could be that deluded to give galaxy a 2.5.
     
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    It has to be a joke site, no one is that stupid.
     
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    Have you had yours eyes closed the entire time you've been here Extro?
     
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    I realize, but this goes beyond the bounds of anything said here. Not even Spiderdogg could give Mass Effect such a bad overview.. and that's saying something. This just bends the bar of logical reasoning far too much.

    Hell, I don't think even Danalys would be so bold as to give Halo 3 or Bioshock less than a 5.
     
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    My name is Alex, and I approve these reviews.
     
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    Zenine? That's new. :huh:
     
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    So new that it doesn't exist, sucka!
     
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    thanks. LMAO at this picture

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    599usdollars.com is even better.
     
  18. hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    [​IMG]

    Where's that Xbot Nazi flag. That would look perfect next to this!
     
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    Someone should start the Xbox Assault Force to make Xbox fans look dumb too.
     
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    No one would do that, it would take effort. The only reason why the SDF site exists is because it doesn't really require any.
     
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    Or because Xbox fanboys are the only ones with nothing better to do than pretend to be another system's fanboys.
     
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    I kinda noticed how each of the fanboys act on several websites (like here and Gamespot and IGN and N4G). An Xbot site on par with Sony Defense Force would take effort.

    Sony ****e come off as fanboyish idiots who cry a lot. Making a site like Sony Defense Force makes perfect sense for a Sony ****e to do.

    Xbots aren't dumb. They're just a**holes. They also think that the other consoles have no fun games either. Though unlike the Sony Defense Force, you won't see them give games like Uncharted or Super Mario Galaxy a 1 or 2.5 simply for not being on the Xbox.
     
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    :wow: :heart:
     
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    I've seen better looking Asians. Though those mushroom caps are HAWT!
     
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    Only one company has things like RIIIIDGE RACER!!!, the weak spot, 599 US Dollars, 4-D, and the list goes on and on and on. And only one group has the balls to stand up and say "these things are not laughably ******ed". And that's why the SDF exists.
     

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