Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[kedrell]

Becaused they closed the old one for being too big. I'll get the ball rolling. Here's one of my better one's from a year or two ago or so:

"I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts."

"A black sheriff?!!!!!"

 

[protocida]

Give me back my career, Columbia!

 

[Venomaniac]

NEWMAN!

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

NEWMAN!

YES.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Give me back my career, Columbia!

DISLIKE.

 

[Panthro]

NEWMAN!

 

[3dman27]

Becaused they closed the old one for being too big. I'll get the ball rolling. Here's one of my better one's from a year or two ago or so:

spidey"why is everyone i meet tonight calling me SNAKE-EYES?

 

[LostMind]

Spider-Man: "This is fifth time this week. Why am I getting stop by the police so much?"

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Becaused they closed the old one for being too big. I'll get the ball rolling. Here's one of my better one's from a year or two ago or so:

"I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts."

"A black sheriff?!!!!!"

Lol. t:

 

[Panthro]

Becaused they closed the old one for being too big. I'll get the ball rolling. Here's one of my better one's from a year or two ago or so:

"I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts."

"A black sheriff?!!!!!"

That quote never fails to amuse.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "Now where did I drop that contact lense..."

 

[kedrell]

Thanks guys.

 

[protocida]

STELLA!

 

[LostMind]

Eddie: "For the love of God, Someone make him stop!"

 

[LostMind]

Eddie: "They are right behind you. Run, Indiana! Rape! Oh my god, they are raping him."

 

[Panthro]

EDDIE: "I deserved an Oscar too, I gave a tour de force performance damn it! I practically carried the entire film with my effortless charm & undeniable charisma!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Sure you did."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the black sheriff one, the Seinfeld quote and the Oscar one!

 

[ultimatefan]

Eddie: Watch out for the aligators, the sewer mutants, and most of all, Amy Winehouse!

 

[3dman27]

thats whitehouse

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Eddie: Watch out for the aligators, the sewer mutants, and most of all, Amy Winehouse!

this, my friend, is a WIN.

thats whitehouse

?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Venom!

 

[Panthro]

Eddie: Watch out for the aligators, the sewer mutants, and most of all, Amy Winehouse!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

UNCLE BEN: Many mysteries challenge the human mind, Pete. Few as much as, what is Angelina Jolie? Resident action chick or serious, Oscar-winning actress? Home-wrecking ****e or third world children´s love mother? Knife-handling freak or world-healing humanitarian? Humankind will have figured out the Bermuda Triangle and crop circles before they solve the puzzle that is Angelina Jolie.
PETER: That and Anne Heche´s sexual orientation.
BEN: Heh, I gave up on that one years ago...

 

[Panthro]

UNCLE BEN: Many mysteries challenge the human mind, Pete. Few as much as, what is Angelina Jolie? Resident action chick or serious, Oscar-winning actress? Home-wrecking ****e or third world children´s love mother? Knife-handling freak or world-healing humanitarian? Humankind will have figured out the Bermuda Triangle and crop circles before they solve the puzzle that is Angelina Jolie.
PETER: That and Anne Heche´s sexual orientation.
BEN: Heh, I gave up on that one years ago...