Spider-man vs Superman

[Ludachris333]

im a huge spider-man fan, but i gotta say, if they ever fought then superman would probably kick the crap out of spiderman, most likely. it'd be a good fight though. spider-man could dodge all of supermans attacks, but i think eventually one would land. but if spidey got lucky, he could take him down before superman got his chance.
then again, it all depends on who's writing the comic. i could write a comic right now and have them fighting, superman breaks his nail and pisses his pants, and runs home crying to lois and have spidey win. so, like i said, it all depends.
But i hate superman with a passion because he's the most overrated comic book character thats ever existed. hes not even fun to read about.
now that im on a roll here, why doesn't he just kick the crap out of lex luthor anyway?!?!?! dont be such a whoss, superman. knock his block off so you can end it all! If a superheros "greatest nemesis" is a normal human being, then i just feel sorry for him.

 

[kiuju2k]

Uhmm... is this thread even aimed to be serious?

 

[Zeu]

im a huge spider-man fan, but i gotta say, if they ever fought then superman would probably kick the crap out of spiderman, most likely. it'd be a good fight though. spider-man could dodge all of supermans attacks, but i think eventually one would land. but if spidey got lucky, he could take him down before superman got his chance.
then again, it all depends on who's writing the comic. i could write a comic right now and have them fighting, superman breaks his nail and pisses his pants, and runs home crying to lois and have spidey win. so, like i said, it all depends.
But i hate superman with a passion because he's the most overrated comic book character thats ever existed. hes not even fun to read about.
now that im on a roll here, why doesn't he just kick the crap out of lex luthor anyway?!?!?! dont be such a whoss, superman. knock his block off so you can end it all! If a superheros "greatest nemesis" is a normal human being, then i just feel sorry for him.

Dude, have you ever READ a Superman book?

"spider-man could dodge all of supermans attacks"?

Superman is so much faster than Spider Man it´s not even funny.
In the time his spidey-sense takes to warn Pete that Supes is about to throw a punch, Supes will have thrown 23,546 punches and a kick, flown to Paris to meet with Lois, change his mind halfway over the atlantic, flown back to punch Pete another 237 times and drop by Lisbon to steal a carnation for his wife.

Spidey can´t even hope to injure Supes, the guy´s able to whtstand the direct hit of a NUCLEAR warhead,

Strenght?
Spidey lifts cars.
Superman lifts buildings. Tankers. ASTEROIDS!

I probably hate the blue boyscout more than this entire forum population combined but I´m the first to admit that in this fight, Spidey has ZERO chances of pulling a win.

There oughta be a law, WHO makes threads like these?

It´s even worse than the Invisible Woman VS Wolverine thread.

 

[Cyclops]

I can't believe there are people who are stupid enough to take this thread seriously. It was created as a joke, Gawd damn it.

 

[Slim31]

yeah?? well guess what, I still hate Superman. that guy is such a pansy that he makes Captain America look like Sabretooth.

 

[Badfish40oz]

We all know Supes could beat Spidey, but guess what? Spidey is still 500% better than Supes.

And another thing, in the last 3 seconds Ive created a NEW Superhero called SuperSpidey. SuperSpidey is 500 times stronger than Superman. THERE. Because I, the creator, SAID IT. SuperSpidey could kick Supermans ass. And he likes Spiderman a lot better than Superman.

 

[GAMBIT™]

Amalgam Spider-boy perhaps?

 

[Zeu]

What a waste of bandwidth, threads like this should be insta-locked, they´re nothing but clutter.

 

[unstoppable]

It wasn't like a hurricane, it was a small "air blast". Spidey even have the Spider sense "squigglies" around his head and he still got hit. By Superman.

And if I were to believe your last comment: You can dodge a hurricane by jumping high enough, but Spidey didn't ergo Spidey didn't dodge it which means he can't dodge anything. Thank you!

Ok the assume that you didn't know anything about comic books no super man no spiderman


think about it if you were spiderman would you really expect a big punch from a guy who wears his underwear outside.

 

[unstoppable]

I wouldn't use my spider sense I would never expect that anyway

 

[MyPokerShirt]

This thread is stupid. Superman post Crisis on Infinite Earths vs Spider-Man currently (Iron Spidey, post The Other) then Spider-Man has a chance. Superman any other time vs Spider-Man, Superman wins. EXCEPT Spider-Man is a genius and right now Stark would synthesise a Kryptonite suit for him and he'd kick Superman's ass. Something with kryptonite = Spider-Man win Who cares! never happen. Sentry vs Spider-Man, sentry has mental problems. Only way Spider-Man could win: Mind games. Now THAT'S a more realistic match-up.

 

[Tropico]

Ok the assume that you didn't know anything about comic books no super man no spiderman


think about it if you were spiderman would you really expect a big punch from a guy who wears his underwear outside.

I wouldn't use my spider sense I would never expect that anyway

Why couldn't you just make one post for the same inane argument? Spamming up your post count? Nice!

The thing is, that Spidey was the one that attacked Supes first, Spidey DID know that Supes had powers so he did expect it. Oh, wait! Those were supposed to be funny posts? Oh, I get it!! Still, not laughing though.

 

[unstoppable]

Oh, wait! Those were supposed to be funny posts? Oh, I get it!! Still, not laughing though.

**** you

 

[unstoppable]

**** you

damn those censors

 

[Tropico]

**** you

Hahahahahaha, not for all the money in the world! Is that the best comeback you can muster? You're funny, kid!

 

[unstoppable]

Hahahahahaha, not for all the money in the world! Is that the best comeback you can muster? You're funny, kid!

I don't care just don't call me kid

got that

 

[MyPokerShirt]

^ dude, calm it. people are jerks on here, and u'll get called "bunky" and "kid" loads by a cupla whiney (but good at heart) bastads. so chill. -- especially since ur posts dont seem to make their points too clear. anyhoo, dont flame me..

 

[Tropico]

I don't care just don't call me kid

got that

WTF?! You edited in "got that"? ROFLMAO!!!!! Oooooh, I wasn't scared before but the "got that"...............I'm not gonna mess with you anymore!!! You're a funny young man, keep it up!

 

[unstoppable]

WTF?! You edited in "got that"? ROFLMAO!!!!! Oooooh, I wasn't scared before but the "got that"...............I'm not gonna mess with you anymore!!! You're a funny young man, keep it up!

i get that a lot

i just thought it'd be funny

 

[unstoppable]

WTF?! You edited in "got that"? ROFLMAO!!!!! Oooooh, I wasn't scared before but the "got that"...............I'm not gonna mess with you anymore!!! You're a funny young man, keep it up!

and stop with the young man crap

 

[unstoppable]

and stop with the young man crap

what the heck "got that"

 

[unstoppable]

spiderman could win

 

[Jplaya2023]

HEHE, I just want to see Spidey lose for once!

you wont be seeing it here, spiderman owns superman easily dont make me post those scans of him demolishing him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!

 

[MyPokerShirt]

i wana c the supes vs spidey scans!! i know they have fought. supes must win, right??

 

[unstoppable]

i wana c the supes vs spidey scans!! i know they have fought. supes must win, right??

it'd like to see those scans