Picard Sisko
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Since the reboot, everyone has been saying that the Raimi films did not give Peter Parker a sense of humor or sarcasm. Here I would like to discuss any of the moments that he does actually have this type of personality.
Spider-Man 1
While Peter is entering the ring with Bone Saw, he says "That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give that to you?!"
Spider-Man encounters Green Goblin at the Daily Bugle while attacking Jameson, who starts to speak. Then suddenly Spidey webs up his mouth and says "Let mom and dad talk for a minute!"
Spider-Man 2
Of course everyone remembers Spider-Man saying "Here's your change!" as he throws coins at Doc Ock in the bank fight.
When the two kids spot Peter doing a back flip to avoid getting killed, they ask him how he can do that. His response was, "Uh... Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables."
After saving two kids from getting hit by a car, Spidey tells them, "Hey, you two. No playing in the street. See ya!"
After saving Aunt May, he responds with "We sure showed him!" Aunt May responds with "What do you mean by "we?"
Spider-Man 3
Before Spidey and Sandman have a quick battle, he says "I guess you haven't heard! I'm the sherif around these parts!"
I can't think of anymore for Spider-Man 3. I'm not going to count the lines he had after getting the symbiote.
Spider-Man 1
While Peter is entering the ring with Bone Saw, he says "That's a cute outfit! Did your husband give that to you?!"
Spider-Man encounters Green Goblin at the Daily Bugle while attacking Jameson, who starts to speak. Then suddenly Spidey webs up his mouth and says "Let mom and dad talk for a minute!"
Spider-Man 2
Of course everyone remembers Spider-Man saying "Here's your change!" as he throws coins at Doc Ock in the bank fight.
When the two kids spot Peter doing a back flip to avoid getting killed, they ask him how he can do that. His response was, "Uh... Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables."
After saving two kids from getting hit by a car, Spidey tells them, "Hey, you two. No playing in the street. See ya!"
After saving Aunt May, he responds with "We sure showed him!" Aunt May responds with "What do you mean by "we?"
Spider-Man 3
Before Spidey and Sandman have a quick battle, he says "I guess you haven't heard! I'm the sherif around these parts!"
I can't think of anymore for Spider-Man 3. I'm not going to count the lines he had after getting the symbiote.